coacheric
Alien Handyman
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a helper would be dandy
Just hold on, I'm on my way over![]()
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a helper would be dandy
Just hold on, I'm on my way over![]()
wish I was one of those fishiesLMAO, yes they are
Um, yes. Now please!
While I am utterly confused about the top line...thank you? LOL.
Spanx baby...and yes
*kiss*
a helper would be dandy
aw thank you!
Duly noted
Thank you, and good! I have an exciting day coming up tomorrow...so I'm all smiles.
Um...what's stopping you?
Like a Dairy Queen treat
thank you!
with your fine ass...
I'd be happy to change your mind about other things as well!
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
haha I meant the grainy bad camera and lighting...the shower curtain is hot. LOL
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
Okay time to make out and rub things.
a helper would be dandy
Just hold on, I'm on my way over![]()
Sweet!
wish I was one of those fishies
they are pretty cute...
Looking as hot as ever sexy![]()
howdy stranger!
Shower curtain??
I like the grainy pics. They look real, taken in the moment without all camera adjustment and photoshop. Cool, hot and sexy!![]()
Well thank you!
Definitely enjoy...I'd join you in a heart beat!
Well the water is cold now, but I'm sure we could warm it up!
The perfect pics to come home to after spending a long hard day at work browsing lit!!
I laughed a little too hard at this!
oh my low grade, more like hot grade!! lol I'm a dork sometimes but damn it is so sexy seeing you covered in bubbles!
I like dorks! Especially dorks who like me covered in bubbles.
I choose to enjoy more than once.![]()
now you're talking!
I love this sensual pic.![]()
thank you!
You all wet and soapy? How the fucking fuck could I not enjoy! The only way I could enjoy it more is if I were in the tub with you.
I don't know how the fucking fuck you might not enjoy it? Um...soap allergy? Water aversion? Fish-a-phobia...so many things...so many things...
Hey, lover! Hope you are doing well.![]()
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hey sweets...I am....store opens tomorrow. YEEEEEEFUCKINGHAW
I don't know how the fucking fuck you might not enjoy it? Um...soap allergy? Water aversion? Fish-a-phobia...so many things...so many things...
Don't make me whine just to get smothered in kisses...it'll be this whole Pavlov's dog thing.
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
No soap allergies I know of, never hated water, fish are okay by me. Although I don't know why there would be a fish in your bathtub. I'm a bit concerned over that one. Is there something about the water system in AZ I should know about?
LOL...fish on the shower curtain. And most of my old time followers know I have a fear of real fish.
Allright, sounds like we're in the clear. Perv away.
*kisskisskisskisskisskiss* Though the thought of manipulating you does pique my interest...
I totally didn't fap to this.![]()
There were shower curtains in those pics???????
I just wish I could perv from next door![]()
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Sweet utter perfection!
Who's up for some quick low quality porn? Took my phone into the bath...snapped a few shots and then got terrified I might drop it in the water. Enjoy. Or don't. The choice is yours.![]()
All this talk and no action is starting to piss me off...
are you still talking about the fish?Sweet!
they are pretty cute...
howdy stranger!
Well thank you!
Well the water is cold now, but I'm sure we could warm it up!
I laughed a little too hard at this!
I like dorks! Especially dorks who like me covered in bubbles.
now you're talking!
thank you!
I don't know how the fucking fuck you might not enjoy it? Um...soap allergy? Water aversion? Fish-a-phobia...so many things...so many things...
hey sweets...I am....store opens tomorrow. YEEEEEEFUCKINGHAW
All this talk and no action is starting to piss me off...
hey sweets...I am....store opens tomorrow. YEEEEEEFUCKINGHAW
LMFAO...to the first part
and yeah...totally never fapped to you either. That makes us even steven.
Girls don't fap!They rub. And stroke. And stuff. It's not like anyone would fap to my ugly self anyway, so no surprise there.
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Oh honey, I am all action! What do you have in mind????
I am so psyched for you! I'm working on my new website, too!!
All this talk and no action is starting to piss me off...
are you still talking about the fish?
LOL...I am
Wait...so I've been doing it wrong all these years? Well fuck. And you aren't ugly.
Oh neat!
LOL...I am
I would much rather look at you than painted fish
Wait...so I've been doing it wrong all these years? Well fuck. And you aren't ugly.