Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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Fuck you, message me. I don't have that email address anymore :( You fuckin dildo. Pot pie is miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Love,

KITTEH

Does your email explode after a certain amount of time too? Trying to hide anything from the NSA?

I don't even know...I'm loading some stuff into a server for work...and bored as fuck. SO...I made a teaser video. Found my suction cup dildo...stuck it on a chair...found some slutty lingerie...and fucked myself for a minute. I finished the rest off camera ;) oh...all you can see is boobs. if ya'll are nice I might make another. :cool:

UM HERE

Shut up and make me a video. I'm so glad I have my kitty porn collection. :heart:

Love,

Smartass
 
I have a beard. I grew it last week.

Now now B3...no comment hijacking, you get your own special goodies...I want to rub your hairy chest on my tits.

I mean, we can do some beard titty rubbin' and not fuck but the whole two birds, one stone thing.

You are so smart.

Why do I love the word Blimey so much? Thank you!

Lol it was either blimey or crikey!! Back to watching the video!! ;)

It should be noted I have a thing for Brits. It doesn't matter what you say I fucking love it.
 
Does your email explode after a certain amount of time too? Trying to hide anything from the NSA?



Shut up and make me a video. I'm so glad I have my kitty porn collection. :heart:

Love,

Smartass

Yes, I had top secret intel in there...now you just blew my cover. Thanks. No actually I don't remember the log in or password. LOL. JFC...use the magic private message box and stop being such a dildo!!!!!!!
 
Well please get in touch for my contact details and I'll say as many typically British things as you want lol ;)

Lets start with tea and crumpets...that's British right? Ask if I'll join you for a spot of tea. If you could add in a Cheerio...that would be amazing.
 
Now now B3...no comment hijacking, you get your own special goodies...I want to rub your hairy chest on my tits.

Woot...that would mean...um...I think it would mean that our naughty bits would be rubbing together. :D I like it. :D I really like it!
 
I can definitely do that for you! We can have tea and scones with cream! You can join me for whatever you want lol. I can add in toodle pip or ta ta for now if you want. :)

My body is ready...take me. :D
 
Jolly good I'll be over in a jiffy!

Now you're just teasing me with your sexy words.

Actually kitty, you would be considered a crumpet, if my memory of brit Slang serves correctly. And a "tart" and a "minx". ;) your not the only one with a brit crush. ;D

I knew tart and minx...

Oh I love helping out however it's needed. I'm sure there's someone out there who can attest to that! If not, just ask me and I'll tell you!:rolleyes:

I have a couple of big things I need a hand with...

Spot on! I do love a crumpet and a tart.

Well then I need to be properly schooled I can see...
 
My god! That Av, your video...all I can tell you is the football is about to get knocked out of my hands:D
 
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