Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

[Tenenbaum]

YES

Right now. Bring your cranky ass here, young lady.

 

[sh60fh]

Sorry, that's about the extent of my holiday cheer! I don't do holidays

Just another work day for me.

 

[DarkLordFett]

How's the weather out your area? Still able to tease your pervy neighbor?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Right now. Bring your cranky ass here, young lady.

Just need to make a quick stop at one of those stripper stores on Hollywood Blvd

Just another work day for me.

grinching? what? where did i get lost in this convo?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

How's the weather out your area? Still able to tease your pervy neighbor?

Oh he moved!!!!!!!!!! And it was HOT today.

 

[Tenenbaum]

Just need to make a quick stop at one of those stripper stores on Hollywood Blvd

Perfect. You definitely need a new pair of chain panties. And then they need to be on my face.

 

[DarkLordFett]

Oh he moved!!!!!!!!!! And it was HOT today.

Well then, I volunteer for the position of pervy neighbor. Actually, I must insist on it. I'm wishing for warm weather. Especially after the cold snap we just had. I was afraid my balls were gonna freeze off!

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Perfect. You definitely need a new pair of chain panties. And then they need to be on my face.

I KNOW

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Festive n shit outtake

totally could not see what I was doing because I had my glasses off...whatever

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Well then, I volunteer for the position of pervy neighbor. Actually, I must insist on it. I'm wishing for warm weather. Especially after the cold snap we just had. I was afraid my balls were gonna freeze off!

You do realize it's country as fuck where I live? I can legit smell cow manure on warm days.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Creep.....

 

[Tenenbaum]

Festive n shit outtake

totally could not see what I was doing because I had my glasses off...whatever

You should really leave those glasses on...you know, so you can see better. Not because it turns me on or anything.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Creep.....

Pervert

You should really leave those glasses on...you know, so you can see better. Not because it turns me on or anything.

They're on now.......

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Pervert



They're on now.......

Ok. Later.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Ok. Later.

Um ok.

 

[Tenenbaum]

They're on now.......

Because I needed another reason to ravage you this evening?

 

[DarkLordFett]

You do realize it's country as fuck where I live? I can legit smell cow manure on warm days.

I used to live in the ass end of the SF East Bay. At one time, it was almost all farms and pasturage. When the wind was just right, I could smell the dairy plant that was about 2.5 miles away. On the really really humid days, the ones where I'd walk out and my balls were instantly plastered to my thigh, it was so bad, so thick, I could taste it. I never knew which was worse, breathing through my nose or mouth.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Because I needed another reason to ravage you this evening?

Well...maybe I'm just tryin to seal the deal?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I used to live in the ass end of the SF East Bay. At one time, it was almost all farms and pasturage. When the wind was just right, I could smell the dairy plant that was about 2.5 miles away. On the really really humid days, the ones where I'd walk out and my balls were instantly plastered to my thigh, it was so bad, so thick, I could taste it. I never knew which was worse, breathing through my nose or mouth.

Ugh. Yeah. I grew up on ranch dude...cows, pigs, hay, chickens...and HOPS. Ugh. Just ugh.

 

[Tenenbaum]

Well...maybe I'm just tryin to seal the deal?

It's fucking sealed. Trust me.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

It's fucking sealed. Trust me.

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?

 

[DarkLordFett]

Ugh. Yeah. I grew up on ranch dude...cows, pigs, hay, chickens...and HOPS. Ugh. Just ugh.

How about we move to Hawaii? Find a nice, secluded little place where we can run around nekkid! It smells nice, it's warm, but with a nice ocean breeze, occasional showers.

 

[Tenenbaum]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?

I DON'T KNOW

Can't you hear me knocking?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I DON'T KNOW

Can't you hear me knocking?

shit, is that you? I just called the cops on someone in my bushes....run Tenenbaum run...

How about we move to Hawaii? Find a nice, secluded little place where we can run around nekkid! It smells nice, it's warm, but with a nice ocean breeze, occasional showers.

Lets make it Bali.

 

[Tenenbaum]

shit, is that you? I just called the cops on someone in my bushes....run Tenenbaum run...

Will you at least come bail me out?