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Microwave0ven said:
so you're the bouncer... know calculus? ;)

Even in obtaining my degree, I've never had to touch Calculus. It was an elective in high school but I didn't select it. Algebra, Trigonometry, and Statistics are all I've studied, along with heavy accounting which I made a 4.0 on. As a matter of fact, my scores were what the prof always used as a benchmark for setting everyone elses grade curve adjustment on. Since getting my B.S., Magna Cum Laude in 1990 I've had no need for anything other than a calculator during my career. In sum... I will be of no help whatsoever with calculus.
 
Indulgence said:
Even in obtaining my degree, I've never had to touch Calculus. It was an elective in high school but I didn't select it. Algebra, Trigonometry, and Statistics are all I've studied, along with heavy accounting which I made a 4.0 on. As a matter of fact, my scores were what the prof always used as a benchmark for setting everyone elses grade curve adjustment on. Since getting my B.S., Magna Cum Laude in 1990 I've had no need for anything other than a calculator during my career. In sum... I will be of no help whatsoever with calculus.

Hey indulgence, I pretty much got to agree with you there. hands over your shot

Damn this laptop really sucks big time

:D

Hiya footbal stud, welcome back as well, Jack & Coke?
 
jushorny said:
Hey indulgence, I pretty much got to agree with you there. hands over your shot

Damn this laptop really sucks big time

:D

Hiya footbal stud, welcome back as well, Jack & Coke?
nah corona wiht a lime
 
wow, so what all of you're saying is.. once i grad, i won't need this stuff anyway? ;) i like the sounds of that! too bad for now, i still gotta do it though.

hey jus, sprite and apple juice again please! that way, it looks fizzly like whatever other people are drinking too
 
jushorny said:
Hey indulgence, I pretty much got to agree with you there. hands over your shot

Damn this laptop really sucks big time

:D

Hiya footbal stud, welcome back as well, Jack & Coke?

"Lap-dancer needed to replace laptop, sucking optional"
 
Microwave0ven said:
wow, so what all of you're saying is.. once i grad, i won't need this stuff anyway? ;) i like the sounds of that! too bad for now, i still gotta do it though.

hey jus, sprite and apple juice again please! that way, it looks fizzly like whatever other people are drinking too

Yes youo still got to go through it and we did not help you get motivated to do so LOL

Ha here's sprite and apple for ya :D

BTW its ok to go non alcoholic, really is
 
Microwave0ven said:
wow, so what all of you're saying is.. once i grad, i won't need this stuff anyway? ;) i like the sounds of that! too bad for now, i still gotta do it though.

hey jus, sprite and apple juice again please! that way, it looks fizzly like whatever other people are drinking too

:rolleyes: M0 that is not what you were drinkin the other night..i was makin em.. :D
 
Hey, Indulgence, have you met everyone? Joey, Mocrowave, FBall Stud, and of course the infamous Red

Everyone, meet indulgence, one of the very first to stop in
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
Sorry to hear... it can make for a long day I'm sure.
yeah but knowing i get to come on lit and talk to all my nice friends on here makes it better
 
Time for a bar joke.

One evening a full-blooded Native American Indian (creed is irrelevant), walked in and sat down on a stool by the bar at a local drinking establishment, carrying a couple of brown paper sacks. When the barkeep inquired, the injun stated "Want Whiskey". So the barkeep fetched him a nice shot of Jack Daniels and placed it next to him. The injun slammed down the shot, pulled a revolver out and fired it through one paper sack, then reached into his second paper bag, pulled out a dead cat and took a big bite out it. The barkeep was rather unsettled about the commotion and asked him "What in god's tarnation was that all about?!?". All the injun replied was "Want more Whiskey". So the barkeep gets him another shot, and the injun drank it down, and proceeded to shoot the one bag, and take a bite out of the dead cat. The barkeep then demanded "Okay! I don't mind selling you whiskey and helping you to a good buzz, but you better tell me what the fuck you're doing all that for, or you don't get another drop of anything!". Injun looked up and said "Injun wanna follow white man tradition. Drink, shoot shit, eat pussy".
 
Indulgence said:
Time for a bar joke.

One evening a full-blooded Native American Indian (creed is irrelevant), walked in and sat down on a stool by the bar at a local drinking establishment, carrying a couple of brown paper sacks. When the barkeep inquired, the injun stated "Want Whiskey". So the barkeep fetched him a nice shot of Jack Daniels and placed it next to him. The injun slammed down the shot, pulled a revolver out and fired it through one paper sack, then reached into his second paper bag, pulled out a dead cat and took a big bite out it. The barkeep was rather unsettled about the commotion and asked him "What in god's tarnation was that all about?!?". All the injun replied was "Want more Whiskey". So the barkeep gets him another shot, and the injun drank it down, and proceeded to shoot the one bag, and take a bite out of the dead cat. The barkeep then demanded "Okay! I don't mind selling you whiskey and helping you to a good buzz, but you better tell me what the fuck you're doing all that for, or you don't get another drop of anything!". Injun looked up and said "Injun wanna follow white man tradition. Drink, shoot shit, eat pussy".
lol that was hilarious
 
Good night everyone... and if I don't see some of these faces at Hot and Fiesty tomorrow .... I may collect my panties and go. :p
 
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