Microwave0ven
Local Kitchen Appliance
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hi football stud, whatsup?
*wondering if i scared the bouncer away* lol
*wondering if i scared the bouncer away* lol
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hi redhairedandfriendly nice to see you again. very sensual avi. how are you doing?RedHairedandFriendly said:Hello again Football Stud![]()
not much. what about you? lol maybeMicrowave0ven said:hi football stud, whatsup?
*wondering if i scared the bouncer away* lol
Microwave0ven said:hi football stud, whatsup?
*wondering if i scared the bouncer away* lol
Microwave0ven said:so you're the bouncer... know calculus?![]()
football_stud said:hi redhairedandfriendly nice to see you again. very sensual avi. how are you doing?
Indulgence said:Even in obtaining my degree, I've never had to touch Calculus. It was an elective in high school but I didn't select it. Algebra, Trigonometry, and Statistics are all I've studied, along with heavy accounting which I made a 4.0 on. As a matter of fact, my scores were what the prof always used as a benchmark for setting everyone elses grade curve adjustment on. Since getting my B.S., Magna Cum Laude in 1990 I've had no need for anything other than a calculator during my career. In sum... I will be of no help whatsoever with calculus.
nah corona wiht a limejushorny said:Hey indulgence, I pretty much got to agree with you there. hands over your shot
Damn this laptop really sucks big time
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Hiya footbal stud, welcome back as well, Jack & Coke?
so how was your day red?RedHairedandFriendly said:I'm well... please you can shorten the name to Red ~~ I do not mind.
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football_stud said:nah corona wiht a lime
*takes a sip* man that is good thanks jusjushorny said:Mmmm..............one of my favorites. *slides bottle down with lime on top*
jushorny said:Hey indulgence, I pretty much got to agree with you there. hands over your shot
Damn this laptop really sucks big time
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Hiya footbal stud, welcome back as well, Jack & Coke?
Microwave0ven said:wow, so what all of you're saying is.. once i grad, i won't need this stuff anyway?i like the sounds of that! too bad for now, i still gotta do it though.
hey jus, sprite and apple juice again please! that way, it looks fizzly like whatever other people are drinking too
Indulgence said:"Lap-dancer needed to replace laptop, sucking optional"

Microwave0ven said:wow, so what all of you're saying is.. once i grad, i won't need this stuff anyway?i like the sounds of that! too bad for now, i still gotta do it though.
hey jus, sprite and apple juice again please! that way, it looks fizzly like whatever other people are drinking too

football_stud said:so how was your day red?
it was alright. school was boringRedHairedandFriendly said:It was very good thank you. How was yours?
Sorry to hear... it can make for a long day I'm sure.football_stud said:it was alright. school was boring
yeah but knowing i get to come on lit and talk to all my nice friends on here makes it betterRedHairedandFriendly said:Sorry to hear... it can make for a long day I'm sure.
lol that was hilariousIndulgence said:Time for a bar joke.
One evening a full-blooded Native American Indian (creed is irrelevant), walked in and sat down on a stool by the bar at a local drinking establishment, carrying a couple of brown paper sacks. When the barkeep inquired, the injun stated "Want Whiskey". So the barkeep fetched him a nice shot of Jack Daniels and placed it next to him. The injun slammed down the shot, pulled a revolver out and fired it through one paper sack, then reached into his second paper bag, pulled out a dead cat and took a big bite out it. The barkeep was rather unsettled about the commotion and asked him "What in god's tarnation was that all about?!?". All the injun replied was "Want more Whiskey". So the barkeep gets him another shot, and the injun drank it down, and proceeded to shoot the one bag, and take a bite out of the dead cat. The barkeep then demanded "Okay! I don't mind selling you whiskey and helping you to a good buzz, but you better tell me what the fuck you're doing all that for, or you don't get another drop of anything!". Injun looked up and said "Injun wanna follow white man tradition. Drink, shoot shit, eat pussy".
