July 2nd is.....

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Mullet Day!!!!!!!!!

vella once dated Joe Dirt....LOL

 

[cantdog]

Billy Ray Cyrus! Those were the got dam DAYS, missie..

 

[Guest]

he was a fine man..
i loved his trailer
he let me have first pick in the garbage cans
he broke my heart

 

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he was a fine man..
i loved his trailer
he let me have first pick in the garbage cans
he broke my heart

I hope you kept the velvet Elvis!!

 

[Guest]

I hope you kept the velvet Elvis!!

Kenny Rogers, thank you very much.. i kiss him good night.. just as the lights go out.. and imagine the fumes from his drinking embracing my nostrils.. his silver haired chest pressed against mine own.. and as i drift into slumber.. i can hear him singing.. "Lady"
all is not lost..

 

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never try to Bo Derek your mullet.

 

[cantdog]

That's an image.

 

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It's not fun when you get spun around on the merry go round at the trailer park

 

[Guest]

oh dear god.. my eyes! dudley moore ..



i need say nothinge else