JtohisPB

[Saucyminx]

It's what I'm dreaming of.

Well then let the jizzing commence! All this arguing has been taking up valuable time you could be bestowing said white Christmas, just like the ones we used to know.

 

[Kitty]

*gets out of the jizz's way*

 

[Kitty]

I just saw this. I hate when someone posts as you are writing your post and don't see it.

Be gentle with the left one. It's defective.

Yes, sir. *gently kneads*

 

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[rimmy]

Well then let the jizzing commence! All this arguing has been taking up valuable time you could be bestowing said white Christmas, just like the ones we used to know.

Whoa now. Christmas is still 3 weeks away. We may have to change the words to the twelve days of Xmas

5 gooooolden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a cum blast acrooooos your chin

Yes, sir. *gently kneads*

much better

Haha! Thanks. You a chin man?

Your username leads me to think otherwise, lol.

Whatever do you mean? *feigned innocence*

 

[Kitty]

much better


Whatever do you mean? *feigned innocence*

Idk what she means. But my ass hurts just thinking about it.

 

[marshalt]

Idk what she means. But my ass hurts just thinking about it.

If your ass hurts after, i don't think they are doing it right.

 

[rimmy]

Idk what she means. But my ass hurts just thinking about it.

If your ass hurts thinking about it then I think you know very well what she means.

 

[Kitty]

If your ass hurts after, i don't think they are doing it right.

On the contrary.

 

[rimmy]

On the contrary.

 

[marshalt]

On the contrary.

Maybe if he has a cow's tongue.

 

[rimmy]

Maybe if he has a cow's tongue.

Is she lilith?

 

[marshalt]

Is she lilith?

*snicker* I believe that was dog, was it not?

 

[rimmy]

I think he's all talk. I see no white christmas on J's horizon.

I believe she lives in Ohio. I live in Montreal. that would have to be one strong spurt. I better start saving up.

 

[rimmy]

*snicker* I believe that was dog, was it not?

more than one dog and a cat.

She was like the porn version of Dr. Dolittle.

OMG Dr. DoLillith.

 

[rimmy]

*shakes head* Disappointing. I was looking forward to Js new Christmas themed AV.

I can always send her a baggie with it and she can self-apply.

 

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[Kitty]

I can always send her a baggie with it and she can self-apply.

"baggie" and "self-apply?" I don't know what I just stepped into.

 

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[Kitty]

Ummmm....no thanks?

Fine, I'll take it.

 

[rimmy]

"baggie" and "self-apply?" I don't know what I just stepped into.

best not to know.

Ummmm....no thanks?

Can't say I didn't try

I just spat my coke everywhere.

That would be a brown Xmas.

 

[marshalt]

I can always send her a baggie with it and she can self-apply.

You old romantic, you.

 

[rimmy]

Well.... your name and sig suggests brown's the desired colour...err... flavour. Err..something.

I'm sure the rain will wash everything away and make it shine again.

You old romantic, you.

Guilty as charged.

 

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[DesEsseintes]

I just wanted to say this is the most romantic thing I have ever read. Good luck to you, star-crossed lovers.