Jennifer
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Don't you sleep, Des?
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Don't you sleep, Des?
Romance is a lost art. I believe either Austin or Bronte (can't seem to find the damn umlaut) wrote extensively on this subject.
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DesEsseintes
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I have slept. My little boy gave me a glorious 3 hours or so. I've been up for an hour.
I'll sleep when I'm dead. From sleep-deprivation.
If I may be so bold, perhaps if your wife is still asleep you can take this opportunity to jizz on her chin. After all, who wouldn't appreciate such a romantic gesture?
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She wouldn't.
In the same way that the US didn't appreciate 9/11. Only with less restraint.
No disrespect but she sounds a little prudish.
Kitty
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Jizz and kamikazes. Ah, only one world apart. http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/daydreaming.gif
Jennifer
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They list it on the death certificate as suicide.
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DesEsseintes
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Then they might as well pencil it in when they hand out the birth certificate.
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DesEsseintes
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I have few standards, and certainly wasn't upset in the least by your post, assure you. But I don't propose to discuss my wife any further in public.
Kitty
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Nice ballsack.
One of my best features. *nods*
Kitty
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I beg to differ. Your beard is out of this fucking world, haha.
I've recently trimmed it and technically it was a fu manchu but it'll get back to regular goatee status soon enough.
Kitty
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I was looking up different types of facial hair to say the right one, since you also have a stache. But then I thought "fuck it," and just put beard. Goatees are sexy but technically aren't goatees just the chin hair?
Side note: goats are hideous creatures.
But delicious in a roti.
Cabrito!
