Jon and Kate have fucking lost it

[KRCummings]

They need to disappear forever. The kids would be better off.
Kate is a spotlight hungry skank and now Jon is being a seriously petty motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm getting off on celeb gossip. Fuck you.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/01/jon.gosselin.vs.tlc/index.html

(People.com) -- Remember the kid growing up who threatened to take his ball home when he didn't get picked for a team?

Days after learning that TLC would continue with a new version of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" that didn't include him as a major factor, the estranged husband of Kate Gosselin has demanded through his lawyers that the show cease production immediately or face potential criminal charges.

"Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon's family home for any reason," a letter from his attorney said, according to CBS News. "In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."

Jon Gosselin owns the property jointly with his wife. The letter is dated the same day as the TLC announcement that the reality show about the couple and their eight kids would be renamed "Kate Plus 8" starting next season.

"Its pretty clear what's going on: Now that Jon isn't going to be on the show, he wants the show to end. All these years he's maintained that the kids aren't harmed by the show, but the minute he's removed from the show, suddenly it's bad for his family," a production source told PEOPLE.

 

[Saint Peter]

People still watch that shit?

 

[KRCummings]

People still watch that shit?

I don't know. I don't but I'll still read the gossip stories.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't know. I don't but I'll still read the gossip stories.

TLC knows what sells commercials. They should just buy Kate a new house, put the hurry up on the divorce, and continue like nothing ever happened.

 

[firespin]

People still watch that shit?

I think the ratings went up with the whole train wreck scenario.

 

[Saint Peter]

I think the ratings went up with the whole train wreck scenario.

We can only hope the kids get some cash out of the ordeal.

 

[Powertone]

I can see a workplace shooting developing...

 

[Luk]

I can see a workplace shooting developing...

Hopefully John works with you.

 

[firespin]

We can only hope the kids get some cash out of the ordeal.

Well yeah, but there's so many of them, they'll all end up with like 43 dollars each.

 

[QuickDuck]

I think the ratings went up with the whole train wreck scenario.

i think that was the saddest part.

Well that, and the fact that many of the general population actually considered it "news"

 

[Jenny_Kawaii]

If I see one more picture of him in his Ed Hardy T-shirts, I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

 

[Luk]

If I see one more picture of him in his Ed Hardy T-shirts, I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

I just had an Ed Hardy discussion with some friends. We all agreed the first one of us to wear one will be taken out by the rest of us.

 

[Jenny_Kawaii]

I just had an Ed Hardy discussion with some friends. We all agreed the first one of us to wear one will be taken out by the rest of us.

You're friends are good people.

 

[Generic_chick]

TLC knows what sells commercials. They should just buy Kate a new house, put the hurry up on the divorce, and continue like nothing ever happened.

They could get one of those other shows that build people houses in 1/2 and hour to build it. Two shows in one.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

They need to disappear forever. The kids would be better off.

If that's what you really believe, then why wouldn't you support his legal efforts to halt production?

Who cares if the reason he's doing it is because he's a dick? The kids would still be better off.

Not to mention whoever else would normally watch that crap.

 

[KRCummings]

If that's what you really believe, then why wouldn't you support his legal efforts to halt production?

Who cares if the reason he's doing it is because he's a dick? The kids would still be better off.

Not to mention whoever else would normally watch that crap.

No, I meant that the parents need to "disappear."
I don't give a rats ass about the show.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If I see one more picture of him in his Ed Hardy T-shirts, I'm gonna gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

Hey, Jenny! It's not for you to judge his early mid-life crisis. Let him embrace the best that worldwide douchebag couture has to offer him, if he wants to.

http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jon-gosselin-starts-ed-hardy-childrens-clothing-line-1.jpg

http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jon-gosselin-8149-8.jpg

http://blogedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rs_joneh_w_444_h_622_w_300_h_395.jpg

*whew* are your eyes hollowed out yet?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I've never seen the show, but it sure is hard to miss them on the gossip scene.

The first thing I thought of too were those idiotic Ed Hardy t-shirts, but I see folks have beaten me to the punch. Really, I think you have to be under the age of 24 to pull those off. and they still look pretty stupid.

A place I sometimes go for lunch has Ed Hardy Vodka. Really, how idiotic is this?
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/400x400/Ed-Hardy-Vodka_4FCCA44F.jpg

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

http://blogedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rs_joneh_w_444_h_622_w_300_h_395.jpg

*whew* are your eyes hollowed out yet?

When I see pics like this, I get nervous wondering whether I dress "too young" sometimes and look like a complete idiot. I bought a pair of shiny red AA leggings last weekend...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've never heard of Ed Hardy... see, lit is a fount of information!

 

[slimes]

TLC knows what sells commercials. They should just buy Kate a new house, put the hurry up on the divorce, and continue like nothing ever happened.

you have the start of an idea there. a new show called "Flip that Bitch" combining divorce and house flipping bro!

 

[bluemuse]

I just had an Ed Hardy discussion with some friends. We all agreed the first one of us to wear one will be taken out by the rest of us.

Thank you.

 

[KRCummings]

I've never heard of Ed Hardy... see, lit is a fount of information!

Neither had I. I still haven't googled it but now I sort of have an idea of what he/it is.

 

[Jenny_Kawaii]

Hey, Jenny! It's not for you to judge his early mid-life crisis. Let him embrace the best that worldwide douchebag couture has to offer him, if he wants to.

http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jon-gosselin-starts-ed-hardy-childrens-clothing-line-1.jpg

http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jon-gosselin-8149-8.jpg

http://blogedhardy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rs_joneh_w_444_h_622_w_300_h_395.jpg

*whew* are your eyes hollowed out yet?

You made me spit out my Pelligrino

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've never seen the show, but it sure is hard to miss them on the gossip scene.

The first thing I thought of too were those idiotic Ed Hardy t-shirts, but I see folks have beaten me to the punch. Really, I think you have to be under the age of 24 to pull those off. and they still look pretty stupid.

A place I sometimes go for lunch has Ed Hardy Vodka. Really, how idiotic is this?
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/400x400/Ed-Hardy-Vodka_4FCCA44F.jpg

When I see pics like this, I get nervous wondering whether I dress "too young" sometimes and look like a complete idiot. I bought a pair of shiny red AA leggings last weekend...

You're in the clear, AA is too basic looking and modular to get lumped in with trend fashion, extreme or otherwise. You can get some good mileage out of those leggings.

All that Ed Hardy/Von Dutch shit, which all falls under the Christian Audigier label, is the final plateau-ing of tattoo art culture that started taking off fifteen years ago. This is what happens when hipsterization hipsterizes itself and doesn't know where or how to stop. Those t-shirts are equally as shitty as the Canal Street level knockoffs that helped it plateau. And the douchebags that still perpetrate this audacity upon the eyes don't know and/or don't care about the quality.

It's kinda like what acid wash jeans used to be like. Remember those? Everyone on the planet had a pair of them shits!