Jokes. Jokes. Jokes.

[PhiloDaddy]

I have the hardest time remembering jokes and terrible delivery. I'm always saying, "... oops. I forgot to mention..." Absolutely horrible at it. I'm so much better at the humor of language and meaning.

Do you have a joke super power? Please share it here, Yoda.

 

[bobbyinhouston]

When I feel like telling a joke I channel my inner joke jedi master "-Rodney Dangerfield and everything is alright......Do you remember the first time you had sex? I do.....I was by my self.

 

[Giftboy]

Here’s a joke: Is Snow White? No! It’s a CRACKER!

 

[Giftboy]

Here’s another: What has a woman, who went to a private school and a tampon have in common?
There both stuck up cunts!

 

[Giftboy]

Another CRACKER! for you: what’s a miracle? Milk chocolate!

 

[CarlyAnn]

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

 

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"
"The Red Sox."
"Why's that?"
"Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Hello Carly, Is Fever Pitch your favorite Baseball movie? Giants fan here, sox's held on last night . Just wanted to say hello nothing better than a woman that likes & knows baseball..

 

[CarlyAnn]

Hello Carly, Is Fever Pitch your favorite Baseball movie? Giants fan here, sox's held on last night . Just wanted to say hello nothing better than a woman that likes & knows baseball..

Not my favorite as Drew Barrymore‘s voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard and Jimmy Fallon can’t act for S. But I did like the movie itself.

Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Eight Men Out and The Natural are all up there for me.

 

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

Not my favorite as Drew Barrymore‘s voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard and Jimmy Fallon can’t act for S. But I did like the movie itself.

Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Eight Men Out and The Natural are all up there for me.

Carly, The Sandlot is a classic...

 

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

Here’s another: What has a woman, who went to a private school and a tampon have in common?
There both stuck up cunts!

i heard the punch line as Both stuck up bitches...