Jokes For The Day...

bman25

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What do you all think?

My girlfriend went on a diet of coconuts and banannas the other day...she didn't lose any wait but boy could she climb a tree.

She had beautiful long brown hair that grew half way down her back...to bad it didn't grow on her head.

Her right eye was so fascinating her left eye kept looking at it all the time.
She was hard of hearing and couldn't afford a hearing aid. So I bought her a small piece of wire put it over her ear and eveybody spoke louder.
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Want to drive some one crazy go into an antique shop and say, "what's new."

Want to drive someone crazy send them a telegram and put at the top page 2

bman 25 :D
 
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