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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor
has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband
goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man
gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8
hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just
one more time before I die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love
for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep. Morris,
however, worried about his impending, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4
more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could..." At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen
Morris, I have to get up in the morning... you don't."
 
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the
"outrageous" behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to
Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel
to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them stay on path. Do you know what the E-mail said? Just wondering, I didn't get one either.......
 
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