Johnny Mayberry:Homo or Homophobe?

[glamorilla]

Johnny are you queer?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Nope, but I'm pretty 'deviant'!

I'm actually looking forward to the day when 'gay pride' and a 'GLBT community' no longer exist...I find those things sort of annoying!

*Fights the temptation to stop posting now, and stir up shit*

That doesn't make me a homophobe, though. I'm all for a society that doesn't care enough about your sex life for those things to be necessary. You don't hear about 'heterosexual pride', do you? I understand that homosexuals are in a position where there is safety and sometimes an official(if not heartfelt) respect gained by being 'in your face'. I just hope someday what you folks do in private (and what I do in private, for that matter!) is of no importance to anyone.

Is this because I didn't like 'Rawhide Kid'?

 

[Dick Cheyney]

Those choices are just too limited. I would have chosen closet, but his bondage harnesses take up too much room in there.

How would I know, you ask? Hehehe, I am the Vice President.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

BTW...


"*RING!....RING!....

Kettle? Hi Kettle, the is Pot...you're black!"

 

[Queersetti]

Nope, but I'm pretty 'deviant'!

I'm actually looking forward to the day when 'gay pride' and a 'GLBT community' no longer exist...I find those things sort of annoying!

*Fights the temptation to stop posting now, and stir up shit*

That doesn't make me a homophobe, though. I'm all for a society that doesn't care enough about your sex life for those things to be necessary. You don't hear about 'heterosexual pride', do you? I understand that homosexuals are in a position where there is safety and sometimes an official(if not heartfelt) respect gained by being 'in your face'. I just hope someday what you folks do in private (and what I do in private, for that matter!) is of no importance to anyone.

Is this because I didn't like 'Rawhide Kid'?

I don't think you are a homophobe. But I do find your repeated longing that we should disappear from your sight disturbing. And, given that you have stated repeatedly that you wish we were invisible, can you understand why your presence on a GLBT Forum might cause some to suspect your motives?

 

[lavender]

I chose getting to watch him suck off Glam and Q but I would prefer that Johnny wear a paper bag. I really don't care if he has the most handsome face in the world - that's not why I chose this option.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I don't think you are a homophobe. But I do find your repeated longing that we should disappear from your sight disturbing. And, given that you have stated repeatedly that you wish we were invisible, can you understand why your presence on a GLBT Forum might cause some to suspect your motives?

NO, I think you folks are over-sensitive, and I treat you like PEOPLE, not like little sensitive children...

 

[Queersetti]

NO, I think you folks are over-sensitive, and I treat you like PEOPLE, not like little sensitive children...

You keep bringing up how uncomfortable and annoyed we make you , but we are over sensitive?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

LOL, just in general...all tongue in cheek(your smartass comment here), you should relax. Not gay people, you specifcally, Queersetti.

"I am a friend of the gay community.I even have a gay friend!"

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I chose getting to watch him suck off Glam and Q but I would prefer that Johnny wear a paper bag. I really don't care if he has the most handsome face in the world - that's not why I chose this option.

You are just evil!! Under almost any other circumstances, I would applaud...

 

[Quint]

<snip> I just hope someday what you folks do in private (and what I do in private, for that matter!) is of no importance to anyone. </snip>

I know exactly what you mean and I agree wholeheartedly. True ideal equality.

I identify as anal-retentive, wordslutty, childlike, vain, bisexual, confused, and introspective. One parade does not a Quint make.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You know what I noticed? There are five votes to watch me be orally raped...does the gay community promote raping heterosexuals?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You know what I noticed? There are five votes to watch me be orally raped...does the gay community promote raping heterosexuals?

Or is it just you, Glam?

 

[lavender]

You know what I noticed? There are five votes to watch me be orally raped...does the gay community promote raping heterosexuals?

Give me a fucking break.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Give me a fucking break.

Uh huh...tolerance only goes one way, right? If I said I wanted to see a lesbian sucking a couple of cocks, how would you reply? That it was funny to see a lesbian forced into heterosexual sex?

 

[Pookie]

You know what I noticed? There are five votes to watch me be orally raped...does the gay community promote raping heterosexuals?

You have a reading disability. The poll says nothing about you being raped.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You have a reading disability. The poll says nothing about you being raped.

Well, obviously, since I am not homosexual, me sucking cocks would be rape, don't you think? Kind of like if a lesbian were sucking a couple of straight guys's cocks, she would generally have to be forced into it.

I guess that is the way it goes though...

 

[Pookie]

Well, obviously, since I am not homosexual, me sucking cocks would be rape, don't you think? Kind of like if a lesbian were sucking a couple of straight guys's cocks, she would generally have to be forced into it.

I guess that is the way it goes though...

Poll options -

- Totally in the closet
- I think he wants to suck off Glam and Que
- I want to watch him suck off Glam and Que
- Inbred Hick.

Where is there any mention about you being forced to do anything?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Poll options -

- Totally in the closet
- I think he wants to suck off Glam and Que
- I want to watch him suck off Glam and Que
- Inbred Hick.

Where is there any mention about you being forced to do anything?

That would be the third option, which becomes the 'rape' option the moment I declare I am not gay(actually before then, since I wouldn't suck their cocks even if I WAS gay)

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Well this isn't a very nice thread.

I'm surprized at you Glam.

*walks away, shaking her head sadly*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Well this isn't a very nice thread.

I'm surprized at you Glam.

*walks away, shaking her head sadly*

Hey babe, thanks for stopping by...it doesn't matter, it is just online and stuff. What I don't understand is how slamming me in such a way proves that I am the bad guy, when this thread is immensely more hateful towards me than I have been to anyone here.

 

[Pookie]

That would be the third option, which becomes the 'rape' option the moment I declare I am not gay(actually before then, since I wouldn't suck their cocks even if I WAS gay)

So ... saying someone wants to watch you suck off Glam and Que means you are being forced to do it? Or that we are saying that you should be raped by them? Give me a fucking break!

I want to watch a lot of things, it doesn't mean it will automatically happen. I want to watch the Braves win the World Series this year. Does that mean they have to be forced in some way to win it?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

So ... saying someone wants to watch you suck off Glam and Que means you are being forced to do it? Or that we are saying that you should be raped by them? Give me a fucking break!

I want to watch a lot of things, it doesn't mean it will automatically happen. I want to watch the Braves win the World Series this year. Does that mean they have to be forced in some way to win it?

OK, I'm done yanking your chain...no, I don't think anyone was suggesting raping me(this time), but you can see how someone can take something fairly mild and throw it out of proportion? All I ever said was, I find swishy men to be annoying. That was it, the start of all the anger against me. Impressive, huh?

 

[Pookie]

OK, I'm done yanking your chain...no, I don't think anyone was suggesting raping me(this time), but you can see how someone can take something fairly mild and throw it out of proportion? All I ever said was, I find swishy men to be annoying. That was it, the start of all the anger against me. Impressive, huh?

I know how some can blow things out of proportion. But you are slightly off on the part about what started all the anger against you ...

As a liberal straight male, I am by nature all for people putting anything they want into any other consenting adult, so long as it is in private. On the other hand, I find myself offended by a certain segemnt of the gay population. You know the ones I mean. The 'really gay' men. The swishy, effeninate types, who play into the whole gay stereotype. Grrrr...

Can't the rest of you shut those guys up?!?

 

[Pookie]

And I do know you said you didn't mean it later on in that thread too. I'm not trying to rehash this.