Jesus

[sweetnpetite]

does anyone know that Jesus Christ is a Lit member? He hangs out on the General Board. He doesn't talk a lot- just when he has something to say.

Here's a good quote:

I voted for Nader.

Dad voted Bush. He has a soft spot for vengeance.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?postid=10392144#post10392144

see what else JC has to say:

https://forum.literotica.com/search.php?action=showresults&searchid=2197404

 

[woodnymph_O]

owie stop

my sense of humor hurts

nymphy

 

[TheEarl]

This gets my award for post of the year:

Nice to hear from you all.

Look, to be honest, I don't care what you believe. Snake handling, dancing around oak trees at midnight, sitting in booths telling dirty stories to priests, it's all good.

Just be nice to each other, okay?

Help out where you can.
Take some time for yourself.
Smile more. Worry about money less.
Compliment someone.
Give someone you love a hug.
And if someone does something in my name that you don't like, don't sit there and blame me. Do something about it.

Have a nice day.

The Earl

 

[Twatlou]

Seems like he's the real deal.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Wow! What a guy! Can you get him to re-write the Bible? If so, I might be tempted to have a religious conversion!

 

[steve w]

So that would be the answer to the question -

"What would Jesus post?"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Everyone knows that if it's written in a "holy book", it's all crap.

 

[TheEarl]

Everyone knows that if it's written in a "holy book", it's all crap.

If Jesus Christ does post on the General Board, then that makes it a holy bulletin board (Holy Bulletin Boards Batman!). Therefore that means it's all crap.

Actually, that's pretty accurate.

The Earl

 

[domjoe]

The GB would still be one of my desert Island books, though.

 

[TheEarl]

Certainly beats War and Peace for volume .

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm kind of hurt that he doesn't post on the AH.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Literotica - the Holy Smut Site."

"10 out of 10 Messias'es recommend Literotica."

"Literotica - holy crap!"

 

[cantdog]

I love your title line, Svenskachick.

If He voted for Ralph, then Jesus is an American citizen.

 

[TheEarl]

Either that, or he's got multiple nationalities and can vote in any election. In which case I think the Monster Raving Loony Party will probably get an X from a Mr J. von Nazareth.

The Earl

 

[tolyk]

Not to sound cruel or vendictive, but I say we should go stick him on a cross... *evil grin*

 

[SeaCat]

I love your title line, Svenskachick.

If He voted for Ralph, then Jesus is an American citizen.

Shhhhhh, don't tell Bush that.

Cat
The Marine Feline

 

[Pure]

Jesus' posting reminds me a bit of the Onion piece, the message from God.

Maybe someone can find the url.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Either that, or he's got multiple nationalities and can vote in any election. In which case I think the Monster Raving Loony Party will probably get an X from a Mr J. von Nazareth.

The Earl

Well, we know that he's got atleast 3 - the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.


And according to Bush, he's the 4th one...

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'm kind of hurt that he doesn't post on the AH.

Nah, it makes sense.

The readers get Jesus.

The writers get Satan.

Now the real question is: is it because one is holier than the other or because one needs it more than the other?