Jesus' Wife

[HAL_9000]

Think she was a hottie?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/u...yrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?pagewanted=all


And, if Jesus was married, it logically follows they probably had kids, which means there must be direct descendants?

 

[run_silent]

Think she was a hottie?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/u...yrus-refers-to-jesus-wife.html?pagewanted=all


And, if Jesus was married, it logically follows they probably had kids, which means there must be direct descendants?

You are a heretic. The world riots are now all your fault.

 

[islandman]

Would you like to borrow my copy of The Da Vinci Code?

 

[HAL_9000]

Would you like to borrow my copy of The Da Vinci Code?

Last line of the Times article:

“At least, don’t say this proves Dan Brown was right.”

 

[HAL_9000]

You are a heretic. The world riots are now all your fault.

Cool. Let's party like it's 999.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[HAL_9000]

I think she must've been more ...something.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i've read a few contracts lately that i think were written in coptic.

 

[kbate]

I think she must've been more ...something.

Razor grade steel was rare and expensive 2000 years ago so I'm picturing:

 

[KyleW]

I wish someone had thought to hire the early version of Cheaters to follow JC around and draw pictures of his conquests. An opportunity that passed history by.

 

[islandman]

I wish someone had thought to hire the early version of Cheaters to follow JC around and draw pictures of his conquests. An opportunity that passed history by.

Are you sure you're not Beco?

 

[run_silent]

Razor grade steel was rare and expensive 2000 years ago so I'm picturing:

If you could possible channel that I wonder what we don't know about you. Thank goodness for modern razor technology. You clean up nice.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Too soon?

 

[phrodeau]

Celibacy was never a job requirement for religious leaders until the 4th century AD. It was Paul who made the case for celibacy, countering Jesus' teachings.

Jesus said we should love one another. Paul said loving a woman can get in the way of loving God, so don't do it.

 

[islandman]

Too soon?

I laughed.


But then I realized that in doing do, something bad is going to happen to me now.



Damn you.

 

[run_silent]

I laughed.


But then I realized that in doing do, something bad is going to happen to me now.



Damn you.

I quoted you. Let the decent into the outer rings of hell begin.

 

[phrodeau]

I laughed.


But then I realized that in doing do, something bad is going to happen to me now.



Damn you.

No, that's the whole point. God came to earth as a human named Jesus, to be just like the rest of us. The rest of us want to get into Mary's robe, so if Jesus didn't want a bit of Mary He wouldn't be as human as He should be.

 

[islandman]

I quoted you. Let the decent into the outer rings of hell begin.

Your first stop is remedial spelling.

No, that's the whole point. God came to earth as a human named Jesus, to be just like the rest of us. The rest of us want to get into Mary's robe, so if Jesus didn't want a bit of Mary He wouldn't be as human as He should be.

You're assuming that everyone wants a bit of Mary.

Pretty big assumption if you ask me.

 

[run_silent]

Your first stop is remedial spelling.

Yes I suck at spelling. Even spell-check has a hard time with me. Anything else you want to throw at me? Let's clear the air.

 

[islandman]

Yes I suck at spelling. Even spell-check has a hard time with me. Anything else you want to throw at me? Let's clear the air.

Your breathe stinks.

Your hands are small.

And your mother was a hamster and you smell of elderberries.


Thanks for giving me a chance to get that off my chest.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I laughed.


But then I realized that in doing do, something bad is going to happen to me now.



Damn you.

Karma ain't a bartab.

 

[phrodeau]

Your first stop is remedial spelling.





You're assuming that everyone wants a bit of Mary.

Pretty big assumption if you ask me.

Fair enough.

I have addressed the gay Jesus "beloved disciple" theory elsewhere.

 

[islandman]

Drat.

Walked right into that one.

 

[CHNOPS]

Celibacy was never a job requirement for religious leaders until the 4th century AD. It was Paul who made the case for celibacy, countering Jesus' teachings.

Jesus said we should love one another. Paul said loving a woman can get in the way of loving God, so don't do it.

Phrodeau, you are probably one of the board's best-informed posters on matters of the New Testament.

I also seem to recall you making mention somewhere to being an atheist, or at least non-religious, is that right?

Do you mind if I ask how you've come by your knowledge?

 

[run_silent]

Your breathe stinks.

Your hands are small.

And your mother was a hamster and you smell of elderberries.


Thanks for giving me a chance to get that off my chest.

I shall run away before you taunt me again.