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Thumper

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Somebody should have told me about this shit!

EverClear!

Damn....this needs a skull and crossbones on the label...

It should be the label!

Gonna keep a bottle in the trunk in case I run out of gas.

G'night
 
*takes the Everclear, pours it in a cooler. Adds a bottle of rum, vodka, that red colored stuff that comes in a bottle, other miscelaneous bottled likker, watermellon chunks, peach slices, grapes, strawberries, etc and sets it aside for later* ;)
 
Hey, I can't let this thread go by without telling you this tidbit of knowledge that may one day come in very handy.

My dog was hit by a car early one morning when she was a frisky pup that had a bad habit of escaping throuth the back yard fence. I rushed her to the vet and when I walked into the back I looked up and noticed two or three bottles of grain alcohol sitting on the shelf. I asked the vet about it, teasing him about the wild party I was interrupting, and he told me that is what they used when a dog ingested the coolant used in cars. It will save them from dying if you get to them in time.

Ironically, drinking Everclear always made me wish I was dead!
 
Thumper my man, you are WAY too old to just be discovering Everclear!

In college we used to have Jim Jones parties - 1 part Everclear, 7 parts Kool Aid...

Did iyou know that the only thing with a higher alcohol content is Lab Alcohol (and they put a lowgrade poison in it to make you sick so that you don't drink THAT!).
 
Wanderer D said:
*takes the Everclear, pours it in a cooler. Adds a bottle of rum, vodka, that red colored stuff that comes in a bottle, other miscelaneous bottled likker, watermellon chunks, peach slices, grapes, strawberries, etc and sets it aside for later* ;)

oh.. 'round these parts.. that's called a spoedy (spelling?)... I'll take the grapes.. and I'm not going to kiss whoever drinks the shit off the bottom..
 
Wanderer D said:
*takes the Everclear, pours it in a cooler. Adds a bottle of rum, vodka, that red colored stuff that comes in a bottle, other miscelaneous bottled likker, watermellon chunks, peach slices, grapes, strawberries, etc and sets it aside for later* ;)

Jungle Juice!!

Gawd! I remember doing shots of grain alcohol straight from the bottle & chasing it w/ water right out of the tap...*shudders* can't believe some of the things I used to do...
 
I've found Everclear to be an economical and superior alternative to Heet or other gas cleaning alcohol agents.

SexyAss is gonna have a sore head in the morning.
 
Ah, I knew I forgot something. *adds cool-aid*

Thought it smelled a little strong.

Hmm, FG... haven't heard that name before, awsome.
I've seen it called Purple Jesus and Green Lizard. I guess it depends on the color it ends up being. ;)

The peaches and watermelon end up being the bestest. ;)
 
we used to make it in a bathtub, not a cooler

Wanderer D said:
*takes the Everclear, pours it in a cooler. Adds a bottle of rum, vodka, that red colored stuff that comes in a bottle, other miscelaneous bottled likker, watermellon chunks, peach slices, grapes, strawberries, etc and sets it aside for later* ;)

And we called it PJ; otherwise known as Purple Jesus.
 
Cheap date

If I was easy before..this just lowered the bar.

190 proof! 95% pure alcohol...if I don't drink it, I will use it to clean wounds.

1 shot(glass) wabbit...;)
 
Thumper said:
Somebody should have told me about this shit!

EverClear!

Damn....this needs a skull and crossbones on the label...

It should be the label!


come to think of it, I once bought some whose brandname was "Graves XXX" on it.

the next few days weren't pretty.
 
Wanderer D said:
*takes the Everclear, pours it in a cooler. Adds a bottle of rum, vodka, that red colored stuff that comes in a bottle, other miscelaneous bottled likker, watermellon chunks, peach slices, grapes, strawberries, etc and sets it aside for later* ;)

By Red stuff, do you perchance mean Grenadine?
 
Gotta love aspirin.

KillerMuffin said:
I've found Everclear to be an economical and superior alternative to Heet or other gas cleaning alcohol agents.

SexyAss is gonna have a sore head in the morning.

No sore head...:D

Was worried about being sober when I got up to go to work this morning....went to bed at 10:30 and had to get up at 1:30...felt surprisingly good.

I will pay tonight though...

Now where did I put that bottle.....
 
LadyDarkFire said:


By Red stuff, do you perchance mean Grenadine?

Tried to reply to you last night right before Lit kept timing out on me.

Might have been Grenadine, I rarely helped make it, but always helped drink it. ;)
 
For those that have admitted to liking PJ...here's something else to try.

I usually make this like PJ in a big cooler or a new 5-gallon bucket.

You use 3 2-liters of Mountain Dew and 3 2-liters of Sprite. You add in 2 packs of lemon lime KoolAid and then cut up lemon and lime slices and let them soak in there. Add Everclear to taste. Usually one bottle will do...unless you double the mix.

Anyway....great taste and...people love it. ;)
 
I crashed this H'ween party once upon a time, cops were called, i had to go to the hospital...

all due to everclear.
 
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