Jessica Alba too sexy for Church?

[sirhugs]

this news story is too good to be true....Jess quitting a fundamentalist church because the pastor was upset with how she dresses, and that all the guys , including the youth minister, were hitting on her.

could be a whole series of plots there.

she also is quoted as saying that she likes the bible but could never live up to the ban on premarital sex...hmmmmmm

 

[TheCaptain]

I think Ms Alba is too sexy for clothes, myself...

and I'm surprised they just don't melt off her, she's so fuckin hawt

okay, fawning over, I think it's pretty established I have a mega-whopper of a crush on her

but yes, definitely a nice little gem there I hadn't heard the story til now, and I like how you could possibly tie in the whole church angle into the story. Celebrity stories as I've tried with Alba and a couple of others are very hard to work on, I find, and make something that's at least slightly plausible

I have to say, the idea of a nun or a female parishioner licking away at Jessica's dripping snatch, while the priest or of-age alterboys, or a group of fawning men, watch on for their turn... pretty nice for a lit tale

and so I am drawn back from my Story Ideas absence by Alba... but of course

Capt