jelly? man, fuck you.

[killallhippies]

i wanted fucking jam, motherfucker. this is bullshit!

 

[Disgustipated]

A customer brought me 3 types of homemade jam last week. Fuck you.

 

[blobfish]

Before anyone asks, jelly is gelled fruit juice, whilst jam has seeds or chunks.

 

[killallhippies]

bitches, please. at least it's blackberry.

and the whole wheat biscuits aren't as bad as i'd thought they'd be.

 

[McKenna]

Before anyone asks, jelly is gelled fruit juice, whilst jam has seeds or chunks.

My Gram used to say it was "jammed" with fruit, that's how you could tell the difference.

 

[thør]

Yust when I learn to say yam, you go and change it to yelly.

 

[blobfish]

My Gram used to say it was "jammed" with fruit, that's how you could tell the difference.

My dad used to say "stalactite, hold on tight." I still use that mnemonic to this day.

 

[GinaeEvans]

I prefer honey.

 

[McKenna]

My dad used to say "stalactite, hold on tight." I still use that mnemonic to this day.

I like the word mnemonic. It looks like it shouldn't be right, but it is. Mnemonic.

 

[McKenna]

bitches, please. at least it's blackberry.

and the whole wheat biscuits aren't as bad as i'd thought they'd be.

I am torn between raspberry and boysenberry as my favorite, though blackberry will do in a pinch.

 

[killallhippies]

yes, but what are preserves and what the fuck are spreads?

 

[blobfish]

I like the word mnemonic. It looks like it shouldn't be right, but it is. Mnemonic.

It is a nice word, isn't it? Silent letters are like little decorations on otherwise utilitarian words.

 

[blobfish]

yes, but what are preserves and what the fuck are spreads?

I think preserved are the same as jams, and they're all spreads.

 

[McKenna]

I thought "preserves" meant anything you canned or jarred to preserve, like peaches and tomato sauce and whatnot.

No idea about spreads. I'll let Blob field this one.

 

[McKenna]

It is a nice word, isn't it? Silent letters are like little decorations on otherwise utilitarian words.

lamb
knife
pseudo

 

[blobfish]

I thought "preserves" meant anything you canned or jarred to preserve, like peaches and tomato sauce and whatnot.

No idea about spreads. I'll let Blob field this one.

The only kind of spreading I know about is... the fruit kind. Hm.

 

[blobfish]

lamb
knife
pseudo

Ghoti.

 

[killallhippies]

I am torn between raspberry and boysenberry as my favorite, though blackberry will do in a pinch.

all are good. one day i will find mulberry and the set will be complete.

well, maybe. i have no idea if mulberries are any good at all. i have a tree, but i've never dared because i won't eat the ones that fall and the ones that don't are too fucking high to reach. it's like the myth of tantalus except i don't really care all that much and i'm in michigan instead of hell.

 

[blobfish]

all are good. one day i will find mulberry and the set will be complete.

well, maybe. i have no idea if mulberries are any good at all. i have a tree, but i've never dared because i won't eat the ones that fall and the ones that don't are too fucking high to reach. it's like the myth of tantalus except i don't really care all that much and i'm in michigan instead of hell.

Mulberries are delicious. There used to be a short bush near where I lived as a teenager. I'd walk down every day in the summer and eat and eat. They only lasted a little while before the birds got to them and left purple shits everywhere.

 

[McKenna]

Ghoti.

should
could
would
fight
height
eight

.....ahhh, English. You warped little whore.

 

[McKenna]

all are good. one day i will find mulberry and the set will be complete.

well, maybe. i have no idea if mulberries are any good at all. i have a tree, but i've never dared because i won't eat the ones that fall and the ones that don't are too fucking high to reach. it's like the myth of tantalus except i don't really care all that much and i'm in michigan instead of hell.

I don't think we have mulberries in Idaho. We have huckleberries, though. Tasty little suckers.

 

[blobfish]

should
could
would
fight
height
eight

.....ahhh, English. You warped little whore.

She is the whore of whores, taking in all comers. She's half French, which may explain her loose virtue.

 

[killallhippies]

they're like long blackberries that, as blob said, tend to get eaten by birds and then excreted on cars and people and pretty much everything else leaving nice, disgusting stains.

 

[blobfish]

they're like long blackberries that, as blob said, tend to get eaten by birds and then excreted on cars and people and pretty much everything else leaving nice, disgusting stains.

Try one, when you get a chance. There's a stem in the center that you have to eat around, so they're kind of a pain in the ass, but they're the sweetest berries I've ever tasted, wild or otherwise.

 

[blobfish]

They give you diarrhea if you eat too many, though.