Jeff Foxworthy Dangles...

[Saucy_Sage]

...his modifiers. I mentioned the thread was writerly, didn't I? Well, shoot. My mistake.

From the Larry King Show: "As a father of two teenage daughters, it was a flawed joke." Maybe you learn that in the sixth grade. Maybe not, though

 

[lloyd_5]

Curing dangling modifier disease? That's what God created copyeditors for.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

In truth, it may only be a misplaced modifier (I'm a grammar by ear girl) but nobody would have opened a thread entitled "Jeff Foxworthy Misplaces...").

 

[Austin8]

Smashed flat by a passing truck, Big Dog sniffed at what was left of a half-eaten burger.

"I love to let er dangle!"

 

[Austin8]

I saw the trailer peekin' through the window.

 

[TE999]

Throw the cow over the fence some hay.