Jeez, you say the word unemployed to a woman and she leaves skid marks.

[human_male]

She was keen. If I hadn't emailed her in a day or two I'd get an email like "Haven't heard from you in a while. Just wanted to see how you are". So I make the mistake of relaxing and thinking I can say anything to her, and happen to mention I'll be unemployed over christmas because I work at a school and they close for six weeks. And VOOM! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.

I mean it's not like we were going to get married. She lives in America and has a fiance for gods sake. And it's only temporary. I'll be going back to work in Febuary. But haven't hear from her since.

While are women so fickle?

 

[starrkers]

Same reason men converse with my chest not my face, I guess

 

[sxcascinn]

Same reason men converse with my chest not my face, I guess

You get that too??????
Gets bloody annoying doesn't it????
Just cause I have a huge chest does not mean I don't also have a brain!!!

 

[starrkers]

You get that too??????
Gets bloody annoying doesn't it????
Just cause I have a huge chest does not mean I don't also have a brain!!!

Yep
yep
and yep

 

[keeblercrumb]

Yep
yep
and yep

If it makes you feel any better, men look at boobs no matter how big they are. Genetically programmed that way... I believe.

I will try to be more discrete next time.... but I will look. Sorry.

-KC

 

[sxcascinn]

If it makes you feel any better, men look at boobs no matter how big they are. Genetically programmed that way... I believe.

I will try to be more discrete next time.... but I will look. Sorry.

-KC

I don't mind you looking but... When you speak could you at least try to look me in my eyes......

 

[amicus]

She was keen. If I hadn't emailed her in a day or two I'd get an email like "Haven't heard from you in a while. Just wanted to see how you are". So I make the mistake of relaxing and thinking I can say anything to her, and happen to mention I'll be unemployed over christmas because I work at a school and they close for six weeks. And VOOM! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.

I mean it's not like we were going to get married. She lives in America and has a fiance for gods sake. And it's only temporary. I'll be going back to work in Febuary. But haven't hear from her since.

While are women so fickle?

~~~

Hello Human Male from Auckland....You already know the answer, women go where the money is, they always have always will, face it; you ain't workin, you can't buy them things, and things is what they want.

But I couldn't help but laugh at Staarkers, (the naked one), reply, cute, and they know, we wanna jump their bones no matter...

And it doesn't matter about online or fiance's, or long distances, if it all goes to shit for her and she has you on her list and if she needs a plane ticket and a bed, without an income, you go to the bottom of her list of prospective sperm donors...\

grins...

AMICUS..

 

[Lady Reiha]

Because women are always looking for the perfect, Mr. "Right" type of guy.

Plus that damn South-Park- wheezing- nerd kid- that -I- totally- forgot- his- name is not a good pick-up image

 

[tolyk]

Same reason men converse with my chest not my face, I guess

I'm sorry, but were your breasts saying something?

 

[rgraham666]

Try telling them you suffer from a mental illness. There's a 'pop' as they teleport to the other side of the planet.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

HUMAN MALE

I know the feeling.

My father was a construction contractor. We took vacations or did yard work or painted the house when business was slow.

I was a consytruction worker when I got married. My wife's relatives were all government bureaucrats, so they never missed any work. And the first time I was off for a few days between jobs (union), my wife went fucking nuts. I thought nuthin of it, because thats how construction is. You use the time to do stuff that needs doing.

 

[cloudy]

Same reason men converse with my chest not my face, I guess

I get that, too.

 

[Guest]

I get that, too.

Pssst, cloudy!

It's 'cause you got big tits.

Just bein' helpful.

 

[The_Fool]

Pssst, cloudy!

It's 'cause you got big tits.

Just bein' helpful.

Pondering that statement...

 

[Guest]

Pondering that statement...

Well, us womenfolk know.

If you own a pair, they're gonna get stared at.

 

[Carnevil9]

The real question is, why are your breasts always staring at my eyes?

 

[The_Fool]

Well, us womenfolk know.

If you own a pair, they're gonna get stared at.

Well....yeah....

Sometimes you even get warned when you are going to be stared at.

But for my previous post, I was thinking about a pot-kettle-black moment. But I think I want to do more research before announcing such a statement.

 

[Guest]

Well....yeah....

Sometimes you even get warned when you are going to be stared at.

But for my previous post, I was thinking about a pot-kettle-black moment. But I think I want to do more research before announcing such a statement.

Um - leave my cleavage outta this, baby!



(You didn't stare too much.)

 

[MagicaPractica]

She was keen. If I hadn't emailed her in a day or two I'd get an email like "Haven't heard from you in a while. Just wanted to see how you are". So I make the mistake of relaxing and thinking I can say anything to her, and happen to mention I'll be unemployed over christmas because I work at a school and they close for six weeks. And VOOM! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.

I mean it's not like we were going to get married. She lives in America and has a fiance for gods sake. And it's only temporary. I'll be going back to work in Febuary. But haven't hear from her since.

While are women so fickle?

Um, sorry but this doesn't quite make sense to me so forgive me for playing devil's advocate. She has a fiance and you live in different countries. Why would it matter to her what your job status is? I think there's a possibility that there's another reason for her silence. Perhaps her fiance is home for a while or she's gotten busy with the Christmas season.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Um, sorry but this doesn't quite make sense to me so forgive me for playing devil's advocate. She has a fiance and you live in different countries. Why would it matter to her what your job status is? I think there's a possibility that there's another reason for her silence. Perhaps her fiance is home for a while or she's gotten busy with the Christmas season.

Magica makes a good point, Human, my little dwarf friend. If she has a fience' it seems likely they are together and your dick is on hold until after the holidays.

I would, however, have phrased the "I'm going to be unemployed over Christmas." Unemployed is a catch word. I think I would have said "taking time off" or something.

 

[sr71plt]

Same reason men converse with my chest not my face, I guess

This is really precious. Two posters complaining that men talk to their breasts . . . and what do they provide in their avatars? Only their breasts.

On the main thread. If you are only off for the school holidays and go back to the job in six weeks, you aren't really unemployed, are you? (or is the "going back" part only wishful thinking?)

That said, under normal circumstances I can quite see why a woman would run from a relationship with a man who truly was unemployed. But, as said before, if he wasn't really the man she was trying to pin down (opps, sorry -- marry)and wasn't even in the same country he was . . .

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

CARNEVIL

Yep, they whine about their fun-bags but wouldnt part with them for a pot of gold.

 

[sr71plt]

CARNEVIL

Yep, they whine about their fun-bags but wouldnt part with them for a pot of gold.

"Here, I'm shoving these bazooms I've barely covered with cleavage split down to my navel in your face. Now tell me why you aren't talking to me eye to eye, you evil little man."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

SR71PLT

I wish I had the lyrics to BOOB JOB FOR CHRISTMAS. "Are you listrening Santa? Its not my mood that is drooping; its not my spirit that needs a lift." "I wanna boob job for Christmas! Great big knockers out to heeeeeer! I'd be so proud, to be endowed, like the Playmate of the Year!"

Anyway, she wants something large enough to tattoo GOODYEAR on.

I want a boob job for Christmas: “I want a boob job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide, the only blimps as big as these say Good Year on the side. Heaving, hefty, happy hooters, squishy, gusty, galactic shooters… who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons… massive, milky, meaty mammories, big enough to feed two families…”

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

BOOB JOB FOR CHRISTMAS. Virginia Kegel


Woman:
Every Christmas morning, underneath the tree
Lots of lovely presents, are waiting there for me
And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited
Who needs another sweater? Hey Santa
There is something that I'd like a whole lot better!

Are you listening, Santa?
I've been a good girl this year
And there's only one thing that I want

I want a boob job for Christmas, big old knockers out to here
It would make me proud to be endowed like the Playmate of the Year
I want a boob job for Christmas, make them big and make them wide
The only blimps as big as these say "Goodyear" on the side

Male chorus:
Heaving hefty happy hooters
Squishy gushy g'lactic shooters
Loads of curvy cleavage on display

Woman: Woo!

Male chorus:
Lusty busty watermelons
Each as big as Mount Saint Helens
That is what she wants this holiday

Woman (speaking):
Santa, give me this one gift.
It's not my spirits that are sagging, it's my boobs that need a lift!
Oh Santa, you know this Christmas season, give me a pair of juicy jugs
And you can be the first to squeeze em!

Woman:
I want a boob job for Christmas, spongy silicone balloons
Who needs a boat? I can stay afloat with my bulging chest pontoons.

Male chorus:
Bursting beeping bouncing bozos
Wild and wiggly whopping waldos
Nestled in a cup that's Double D

Woman (speaking): Yee hoo!

Male chorus:
Massive milky meaty mammaries
Big and 'nuff to feed 2 families
Santa won't you listen to her please?

Woman (shouting): Santa, please!

Male chorus: Brr!

Woman:
I want a boob job for Christmas
And when you've done that Santa dear
If it's okay, send my way
A nose job come next year