Jaw-Dropping

[scheherazade_79]

Thought you guys might appreciate this little story....


No, you're not dreaming - this is for real



It never ceases to amaze me how people are willing to go to court and make their own stupidity public knowledge

 

[Guest]

LMAO



Maharat

 

[Stella_Omega]

The fear of looking stupid has kept many people from exposing con artists-- that's why they survive so well. So, I'm happy that this woman is willing to be laughed at by you.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

We had a guy here who was knocking on women's doors after there husbands went to work claiming to be a doctor from the Public Health. He told these women they had been infected with something from their husbands and the only way to cure it was with his, I guess, magical dick.

The guy got a lot of ass before someone actually complained and he was arrested.

 

[Recidiva]

I'd be concerned for the future of the human race, but I was already doing that enough. Now I giggle.

 

[ms.read]

wow....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The fear of looking stupid has kept many people from exposing con artists-- that's why they survive so well. So, I'm happy that this woman is willing to be laughed at by you.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

Nine months of the "treatment," huh?

I dunno, Stella. That's a mighty LONG time for a grown, adult woman to be afraid of looking stupid while a man is obviously giving her the high hard one.

I have loads of compassion for human beings being simply human, but now I'm sorry I missed out on the chance to sell that lady this little bridge of mine I have in Brooklyn.

 

[xssve]

You know, I get terrible headaches which can ony be cured by a woman sitting on my face.

The resulting cramp in my jaw however, requires a different treatment...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Con artist? Nah. She was just stupid. Why trust this guy? Why not go to her own doctor? This makes no sense.

 

[R. Richard]

We had a guy here who was knocking on women's doors after there husbands went to work claiming to be a doctor from the Public Health. He told these women they had been infected with something from their husbands and the only way to cure it was with his, I guess, magical dick.

The guy got a lot of ass before someone actually complained and he was arrested.

I feel that arresting him was an overreaction. The only crime was committed by his allegedly magical dick. Thus, removing the allegedly magical dick and putting just the allegedly magical dick in jail would have better solved the problem.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Con artist? Nah. She was just stupid. Why trust this guy? Why not go to her own doctor? This makes no sense.

And yet...had that lady been you, for example...and that guy had been me...could you blame me for using all the trickery and wiles at my disposal in order to get my aching lingam into your irresistible yoni?

 

[gauchecritic]

A teacher. Just confirms my already nailed down hypothesis that most teachers shouldn't be teachers.

And this is about as amusing as people that subscribe to the Darwin Awards.

I refer everyone to the song from the stage play of 'Cabaret': The Meeskite Song..

Anyone responsible for loveliness large or small
Is not a meeskite, at all.

 

[Vermilion]

I heard about a teacher who refused to supervise a school trip to a farm because she (and I paraphrase) "didn't think children ought to witness the cruelty of cows being killed for their milk..."

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I heard about a teacher who refused to supervise a school trip to a farm because she (and I paraphrase) "didn't think children ought to witness the cruelty of cows being killed for their milk..."

One can only hope the two "molders of young minds" V and Zade's mentioned weren't biology teachers.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TheEarl]

Good lord. That... that just defies all reason.

Surely there must be some other explanation, like she was trying to concoct a story to have him arrested to get revenge for something. Surely no-one's quite that stupid.

The Earl

 

[Stella_Omega]

I heard about a teacher who refused to supervise a school trip to a farm because she (and I paraphrase) "didn't think children ought to witness the cruelty of cows being killed for their milk..."

Actually, she just wanted an excuse to leave early and get down to some serious drinking.

 

[ms.read]

HERE HERE! Gets out some chocoalet milk and sucks it down gladly.

 

[cantdog]

Con artist? Nah. She was just stupid. Why trust this guy? Why not go to her own doctor? This makes no sense.

I wish someone would trick me into sex, dammit.

 

[TE999]

It never ceases to amaze me how people are willing to go to court and make their own stupidity public knowledge

Lawyers do it all the time--and get paid for it too.

 

[Guest]

Actually, she just wanted an excuse to leave early and get down to some serious drinking.

THAT works for me.