Jasmine's Playroom

[Jasmine12345]

I am having slow screw with lots OJ

 

[Jasmine12345]

3 men and me .....we need another chair....
waitress...is our waitress around?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Maybe musical chairs

 

[coffeelover5]

As the manager, I grab two chairs.....

 

[Jasmine12345]

we thank the manager. Let's be all seated and have some heart- to- heart talk

 

[coffeelover5]

looks around, takes a seat..

 

[Jasmine12345]

take a seat..let's see who has a heart to talk now

 

[coffeelover5]

Well something seems to be beatin a pulse..

 

[CiaoSteve]

I glance around the playroom. It feels a little tense with nobody talking at all. I grab the waitress and order a Mule. As I wait for the copper cup to arrive, my eyes fall upon the beautiful young lady on the other side of the room. I smile a little, all the time plucking up courage to break the ice. Is she interested in anything more than that Slow Screw?

 

[Graybear1826]

(she is going out for x'mas shopping for you guys and will be back in a few hrs)

Be safe.

 

[Jasmine12345]

Here are some gifts for you guys. No toys of any kind. I hope you are all real and natural.
You need to wait until the morning of the X'mas day to open up the packages.

 

[Graybear1826]

You're amazing, thank you!

 

[CiaoSteve]

Such a wonderful thought

 

[Jasmine12345]

This table lamp is a gift from a friend.
I put it on a small plant stand by the main entrance of the house.
It lights up the holiday spirit when guests come for a visit .

 

[Graybear1826]

It's nice and quiet here. As much as I'd enjoy time alone with you, you deserve even more attention than just mine. May I buy you a cocktail?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Heading back to the playroom, to see who is around tonight.

 

[OralDave]

I am having slow screw with lots OJ

Excellent! Let me fix you one.

 

[Jasmine12345]

Excellent! Let me fix you one.

Let's see it
what's up your sleeve?

 

[OralDave]

Let's see it
what's up your sleeve?

I'm not wearing sleeves. I'm putting the up the Christmas tree, sun is streaming in through the front window. Maybe I should be bare-chested. Or put on my bathing suit.
That's right. You asked about a slow screw. Orange juice, sloe gin. And my secret ingredient.

 

[Jasmine12345]

Here's a Sloe Screw
Happy holidays, everybody!

 

[Graybear1826]

Happy holidays, darlin.

 

[Jasmine12345]

The man called me darlin." She told her husband .

 

[CiaoSteve]

"And?" her husband replied. "What are you going to do to him?"

 

[Jasmine12345]

she replied, " maybe I'll invite him come to see you sometime."

 

[CiaoSteve]

"Be my guest," the husband replied. "I've always wondered what you'd say to another man."