Jail's Cell

[Shreik]

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Pam Brown

 

[Shreik]

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha

 

[Shreik]

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
Thomas A. Edison

 

[Shreik]

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Shreik]

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Arnold H. Glasow

 

[Shreik]

Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
Thomas Jefferson

 

[Shreik]

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
Plautus

 

[Shreik]

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust

 

[Shreik]

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
Albert Schweitzer

 

[Shreik]

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his/her friend.
Henry David Thoreau

 

[Shreik]

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Henry David Thoreau

 

[Shreik]

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
George Washington

 

[Shreik]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey

 

[Shreik]

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher

 

[Shreik]

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb

 

[Shreik]

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Max Eastman

 

[Shreik]

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier

 

[Jail]

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them,

a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

(((((((((((((Shreik))))))))))))

 

[LuckyVic]

That's what they say.

 

[omahaman2]

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them,

a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

(((((((((((((Shreik))))))))))))

but then an entire life to forget them.
Even in a lifetime
cant forget you!

 

[Shreik]

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them,

a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

(((((((((((((Shreik))))))))))))

Aye lass tis true

 

[Shreik]

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William A. Ward

 

[Shreik]

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West

 

[Shreik]

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

 

[Shreik]

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin