Jail's Cell

[Jail]

ever see that Austin Powers? With Fook Mi and Fook Yu? the two twins!?

*wiggles eyebrows*

"fook mi, that was fast....fook yu....oh your going right way for a smaked bottom and i DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!!!" ~Austin Powers

*traces his finger across her lips....both of them.....as he fooks her silly*

*fooks him harder*

Oh right and they were related to Sum Fook Awl *smirks 'n shit*
*thinks about Austin Powers and cumin*

 

[LuckyVic]

Hmmmm all this fooking around, I'm feeling left out.

 

[Shimp]

Hi Jail,,,quick hello and how are you?

 

[Archangel_5607]

*fooks him harder*

Oh right and they were related to Sum Fook Awl *smirks 'n shit*
*thinks about Austin Powers and cumin*

*fooks her till she starts cumin*

(my favorite spice)

*bites her shoulder as they cumin together*

 

[Jail]

Hmmmm all this fooking around, I'm feeling left out.

LOL

Well, I only fook Arch, Vic

 

[Jail]

*fooks her till she starts cumin*

(my favorite spice)

*bites her shoulder as they cumin together*

*the cumin explodes all over the cell*

 

[Archangel_5607]

LOL

Well, I only fook Arch, Vic

does that mean you Feck everybody else?

 

[LuckyVic]

LOL

Well, I only fook Arch, Vic

damn the luck

 

[Jail]

does that mean you Feck everybody else?

almost, but not everybody else

 

[Jail]

Hi Jail,,,quick hello and how are you?

hiya ((((((((Shimp))))))))))))))

I'm good thank you. how about you?

 

[FantasySlut]

*runs in*

Yeah, Im just a fecker

*runs out*

 

[Jail]

*runs in*

Yeah, Im just a fecker

*runs out*

Yes, I feck you too, FS

 

[Archangel_5607]

almost, but not everybody else

reminds me of that joke

Difference between Bitch and Slut

Slut: F*cks everybody at the party
Bitch: F*cks everybody at the party, but you!

not to imply you are either my dear Jail, not true one bit
and if i've offended, then you must take me to your cell for proper "punishment"

 

[Jail]

reminds me of that joke

Difference between Bitch and Slut

Slut: F*cks everybody at the party
Bitch: F*cks everybody at the party, but you!

not to imply you are either my dear Jail, not true one bit
and if i've offended, then you must take me to your cell for proper "punishment"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

hell noooooooooooo

and you'll do anything to get into my cell for punishment, won't you?

 

[FantasySlut]

night all

 

[Archangel_5607]

night all

*wet sloppy kisses* night ((((((((((FS))))))))))))

 

[Jail]

night all

sweet dreams ((((((((((((((((((FS)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Archangel_5607]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

hell noooooooooooo

and you'll do anything to get into my cell for punishment, won't you?

you installed my cot there, i have to sleep damnit!!!

 

[Jail]

you installed my cot there, i have to sleep damnit!!!

and that's a punishment........................how?

 

[Archangel_5607]

and that's a punishment........................how?

lol, thats not punishment, thats my bedroom.....the door to the punishment room, for some odd reason, leads to your "private chambers"

I am the punishment, they have to put up with my antics for a half hr!!!!

 

[Jail]

lol, thats not punishment, thats my bedroom.....the door to the punishment room, for some odd reason, leads to your "private chambers"

I am the punishment, they have to put up with my antics for a half hr!!!!

hahahaha gee, imagine that!!!

 

[Archangel_5607]

hahahaha gee, imagine that!!!

*hands on hips, imitating FS* now just what is that supposed to mean

*twirls handcuffs n' shit*

 

[Jail]

*hands on hips, imitating FS* now just what is that supposed to mean

*twirls handcuffs n' shit*

nuffin You know how I adore teasing you

 

[KnightWing]

Hey Cellmates,,, what's shakin'??? Oh Warden,,,, I got something for you!!!!!!

**keeps the handcuffs behind his back**

 

[au_man]

I'm back... Hello all!

night all

Nite Fantasy...

My timing is off tonight...