Jail's Cell

[SheRemembers]

au_man suddenly thinks of the scene in "Two Mules for Sister Sarah" where Clint says something about all women being liars but not knowing about Nun's until right now" or something like that.

Not lying, silly! I'd never lie about something as serious as that...

 

[Jail]

I guess SR will need to settle this one...

SR told me last night before the Prom that I was the only person to PM her a suggestion...

you smooooooooooooooooooooothy, au_man

 

[Jail]

*Sneaks in sleepily, randomly hugging people*

welcome back Cad *hugs*

 

[Archangel_5607]

*wanders back, sliding into his leather chair*

*stretches, sighing with delight* oh there should be a law against leather

 

[Cadoras]

Been running around many of the same threads, so just thought I ought to say "Howdy" at ya especially since we seem to hang around Jail's cellblock!

Hehehehehe, well it's nice to meet you

 

[Cadoras]

welcome back Cad *hugs*

Thank you Jail and hello there

*Hugs Jail*

How is your day going?

 

[au_man]

Not lying, silly! I'd never lie about something as serious as that...

Oh MY!!!

What can we do to correct this oversight?

As the #2 man of OSP it is my duty to offer my services to any woman in need!

Oh, it just got very warm here...

 

[SheRemembers]

Oh MY!!!

What can we do to correct this oversight?

As the #2 man of OSP it is my duty to offer my services to an woman in need!

Oh, it just got very warm here...

Duty? Well, I wouldn't want you to feel obligated...

 

[Jail]

I was typing with one hand while eating a cold chicken thigh and you beat me...

Being a Silver Tounged Devil, I have a reputation to uphold Jail...

& ((((((((Hugs)))))))) for Jail!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO oh indeed, that you are

and I think what you're really trying to say is you were typing with one hand while your hand was on a thigh, and you were thinking about chicken. I can't quite figure out where the cold would come in, but gimme a few

 

[Jail]

au_man suddenly thinks of the scene in "Two Mules for Sister Sarah" where Clint says something about all women being liars but not knowing about Nun's until right now" or something like that.

Clint who? You mean the Clint Eastwood who's a lousy golfer and an even lousier mayor?

 

[au_man]

Duty? Well, I wouldn't want you to feel obligated...

Don't misunderstand....

I applied and auditioned because it is always my pleasure, not a chore!

 

[Jail]

*wanders back, sliding into his leather chair*

*stretches, sighing with delight* oh there should be a law against leather

yeah, there should be, cuz that stupid carrying case is leather

 

[SheRemembers]

Don't misunderstand....

I applied and auditioned because it is always my pleasure, not a chore!

Oh. *pondering*

 

[au_man]

Oh. *pondering*

I'll see if I can find my audition at OSP for you...

 

[Jail]

Thank you Jail and hello there

*Hugs Jail*

How is your day going?

Yes, it is very good thank you. I'm glad I could listen in on the memorial service.

 

[Archangel_5607]

yeah, there should be, cuz that stupid carrying case is leather

the trick is to open the zipper to the case, your laptop is designed to fit INSIDE, try the zipper....(a very common mistake )

 

[Jail]

the trick is to open the zipper to the case, your laptop is designed to fit INSIDE, try the zipper....(a very common mistake )

oh really now? The little zipper on the side then? I was using the big one

 

[Cadoras]

Yes, it is very good thank you. I'm glad I could listen in on the memorial service.

That's wonderful

 

[Archangel_5607]

oh really now? The little zipper on the side then? I was using the big one

Now i know FULL well you tried to jam your laptop in the cd side zipper pocket first, and then looked around to make sure no one saw your folley when you saw the bigger zipper, dont try to play all smug

 

[Jail]

Now i know FULL well you tried to jam your laptop in the cd side zipper pocket first, and then looked around to make sure no one saw your folley when you saw the bigger zipper, dont try to play all smug

big mouth.......................now everyone will know how much of a blonde I am

 

[au_man]

Hope I didn't take too long...

I'll see if I can find my audition at OSP for you...

Here you go SR...

It starts here

 

[Archangel_5607]

big mouth.......................now everyone will know how much of a blonde I am

big mouth, big tongue....details....overrated in my opinion...

 

[Jail]

big mouth, big tongue....details....overrated in my opinion...

same with that carrying case

I still don't know where to slide the thingie in

 

[Archangel_5607]

same with that carrying case

I still don't know where to slide the thingie in

here let me *slides his laptop into Jail's Laptop carrier case*

wow, tight fit....ooo damn! no wonder....its in the cd side pocket....

maybe we need to go to Dear Sprinkles thread and ask some advice, though i
bet she'd just say *use lube and force*, never know which she'd be talking
about, that one, i tell yah

*slides the laptop slowly from the tight fit*
*opens up the main zipper to her carrier case and eases the laptop inside*

there we go, bit a tight fit, but just enough room, i think the word is
....snug.....

 

[Jail]

here let me *slides his laptop into Jail's Laptop carrier case*

wow, tight fit....ooo damn! no wonder....its in the cd side pocket....

maybe we need to go to Dear Sprinkles thread and ask some advice, though i
bet she'd just say *use lube and force*, never know which she'd be talking
about, that one, i tell yah

*slides the laptop slowly from the tight fit*
*opens up the main zipper to her carrier case and eases the laptop inside*

there we go, bit a tight fit, but just enough room, i think the word is
....snug.....

SPEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

aren't you just the most helpful one. I knew I could count on you to shove it in

Ok, you're on. You post it