Jail's Cell

[Macdaddy23]

ewww I smell bear farts handing Mac a can of lysol and several matches

Beano would be in order LOL SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW!!!!

 

[teasing_tim]

mmmm where were you hiding it?

You should only know

 

[Jail]

I have an extra Cannelloni if you are interested

hiya (((((((((tim)))))))))

nice to see you here today

 

[SweetBrie]

I ate to much garlic and brie gave me gas!

Don't blame me. I didn't force feed you all that garlic bread or salad.

 

[Jail]

FART!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS!! The garlic gave the bear gas (Echos through the cell)

 

[teasing_tim]

hiya (((((((((tim)))))))))

nice to see you here today

Thanks, Hiya Warden

 

[Jail]

I know your hungry but there is a lineup behind you of starving cellmates. *smacks fingers with spoon* Share.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO you tell 'em, Brie

 

[Jail]

ewww I smell bear farts handing Mac a can of lysol and several matches

if he keeps that up, he's going to solitary

 

[Macdaddy23]

I can't help that brie cooks good and I'm a bear to boot!

 

[Machiavellix]

This is the strangest damn cell block I've ever seen. Chef prepared meals??? Conjugal visits with women who aren't your wife???

I'm not sure if this kind of treatment would make crime go up or down....

 

[teasing_tim]

um....................the cells ARE the exercise rooms, hun

A new Cell, a new exercise

 

[Jail]

Thanks, Hiya Warden

how ya been, tim?

 

[Jail]

I can't help that brie cooks good and I'm a bear to boot!

 

[teasing_tim]

how ya been, tim?

Been doing great, you ?

 

[Hellfire75]

swats the bear...ya ran everyone off with that last one you let go

 

[Macdaddy23]

Only did one!!!

 

[Jail]

Been doing great, you ?

I'm great too thank you, tim.

 

[Machiavellix]

swats the bear...ya ran everyone off with that last one you let go

Now I know why Stephen Colbert hates bears so much. *searches for shotgun*

 

[Macdaddy23]

Sorry about the gas Brie *Hands the shotgun to Brie, shoot me if you want to*

 

[Jail]

swats the bear...ya ran everyone off with that last one you let go

He apologized now, Helly

 

[Jail]

Sorry about the gas Brie *Hands the shotgun to Brie, shoot me if you want to*

No need for that (((((((((((((Mac))))))))))))))))))

 

[Archangel_5607]

Sorry about the gas Brie *Hands the shotgun to Brie, shoot me if you want to*

you cant shoot him, he's out of season

 

[Macdaddy23]

*Walks out of the Cell sad *****

 

[ccnyman]

you cant shoot him, he's out of season

But I saw Brie take out a hunting license just the other day.

 

[Jail]

*Walks out of the Cell sad *****

*pulls him back inside the cell, kisses his cheek*