Jail's Cell

[FantasySlut]

Suuuuuuure, that's what they all say

*batting eyelashes*

You don't believe me?

*looking at you with my head tilted to the side*

 

[Jail]

hi Cellmates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hugsssssssssssssssss gropesssssssssssss lickssssssssssssssssss and smooooooooooooooches for all who want 'em

(ok, so I'm emoticon crazy today LOL )

 

[Cadoras]

*batting eyelashes*

You don't believe me?

*looking at you with my head tilted to the side*

*Smiles back*

Not in the slightest.... But it's a nice try

 

[Jail]

naked hugs for those who want them

Damn it!!!!!! and I missed those naked hugs

 

[FantasySlut]

hi Cellmates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hugsssssssssssssssss gropesssssssssssss lickssssssssssssssssss and smooooooooooooooches for all who want 'em

(ok, so I'm emoticon crazy today LOL )

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JAIL}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Hey girl!!!!! SOooooooooooooooo happy to FINALLY see you.....About damn time girl.......This place needs awakening........Ive tried, countless times!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cadoras]

hi Cellmates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hugsssssssssssssssss gropesssssssssssss lickssssssssssssssssss and smooooooooooooooches for all who want 'em

(ok, so I'm emoticon crazy today LOL )

Hey Jail

*Hugs Jail*

 

[Jail]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JAIL}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Hey girl!!!!! SOooooooooooooooo happy to FINALLY see you.....About damn time girl.......This place needs awakening........Ive tried, countless times!!!!!!!!!

I err...................um...................uh............kinda just woke up

someone forgot to wake me up this morning like he usually does

 

[FantasySlut]

*Smiles back*

Not in the slightest.... But it's a nice try

*shuffling foot on the floor, kicks the cyber dirt*

Shucks!!!! I tried though, didnt I?

 

[FantasySlut]

I err...................um...................uh............kinda just woke up

someone forgot to wake me up this morning like he usually does

You didnt hear my megaphone, or my nightstick on the bars OR the gun shots to the ceiling???????

Man!! You were out like a light, werent you?

Welll, NOW you are here....goody!!!

 

[Jail]

*strides into the cell.....looks, listens...hears nothing*

Okay MUCH too quite in here..........

*takes my nightstick and runs it across the steel bars*

Goooood MOaning cell mates.....time to wakey wakey mates.....Come on, get your lazy asses up!!!!!!

(((((((((((((((((((((((((FS))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

geez, maybe you shoulda woke me up instead this morning LOL

 

[Cadoras]

*shuffling foot on the floor, kicks the cyber dirt*

Shucks!!!! I tried though, didnt I?

You most certainly did

 

[Jail]

I am doing great!! Thanks for asking......So you have a little while before you sleep. Hopefully the activites here in the cell won't bore you too much...

*casually walks back to the steel bars and begins to run my stick agaisnt the steel....more demanding this time*


*giggling louder now*

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowls, I'll get you yet, my pretty

 

[FantasySlut]

You most certainly did

Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya? MANY

 

[Jail]

cant ya tell lol........boy the cell must have been rowdy last night....sleeping like babies

*takes my gun out of my holster and fires a coupld of rapid shots into the ceiling....brings the tip to my mouth and softly blows on it*

Mondays, sadly, are cleaning days......but, ummmmmm, I don't see much of that happening at this time, lol

Go to bed when you are tired

You are soooooooooooooooo gonna get it when I bring Arch in here, hun

 

[FantasySlut]

(((((((((((((((((((((((((FS))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

geez, maybe you shoulda woke me up instead this morning LOL

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr I TRIED .....geeesssshhh what more could I have done!!!!!!!....Welllllllll....I guess I could have wrestled you in your bed.....Would THAT have worked? LOL

 

[Cadoras]

Can't blame a girl for trying, can ya? MANY

Well, I could, but it wouldn't be nice....

*Hugs FantasySlut*

 

[Jail]

I'll pick and choose which bunch to *mingle* with... Some of them need a stern hand

Fun is always more important...but, ummmm, I don't think certain people here would agree with me lol

Dang it!!!!!

*gets out the megaphone...walks to the center of the room*

I SAID "GOOOOD MORNING MATES!!!!!!!!!"

*thinks about throwing her in segregation with Cadoras and locking the door. whispers "maybe he'll keep her quiet"*

 

[Jail]

Oucchhhhh..my eardrum!

(((jail))) wake up! *pull jail's leg*

(((((virgin)))))))

*climbs in bed with virgin, kicks her, and whispers "no way, I'm going back to sleep"*

 

[FantasySlut]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowls, I'll get you yet, my pretty

Me not scared Jail....you KNOW this

 

[FantasySlut]

You are soooooooooooooooo gonna get it when I bring Arch in here, hun

Bring it on baby, bring HIM to ME!!

 

[Jail]

{{{{{{{{{{{{JAIL}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

*yells into my megaphone*

Jail!!!!!!!! Where the hell are ya??? They wore you out last night, huh?

(tries to quietly laugh into my pillow)

Um.........no, just one

 

[Jail]

Hmmmmm........if I remember correctly, all you managed to do was to pi** me off!!!!

yep, he peed on you LMFAO

 

[Jail]

hehe..with that megaphone on ya and plus you yelling..definitely everyone will wake up

*stuffs my ears with cotton*

 

[FantasySlut]

*thinks about throwing her in segregation with Cadoras and locking the door. whispers "maybe he'll keep her quiet"*

Now Jail, you KNOW you don't want me to keep quiet...lol....How else am I suppose to help run this place, and have any fun? lol

*stomps foot to the ground...pouts*

Well, I guess I could have slipped into each bed and TRIED waking them, hmmmmmmmmm

 

[Jail]

Ya, you got me. Think if we were really going at eatchother LOL

*chuckles* is that a typo? ((((((Mac)))))

If not, I wanna watch the eating