Jail's Cell

[Archangel_5607]

Did someone say "Back 9"? You do have the course owner's permission to play, correct??

the course owner INSISTED i play the back 9, said it was an even nicer lay, than the front 9, i need to play both before i make a fair judgement call

 

[Sprinkles22]

*kneels in front of Sprinkles, wandering into her rose garden*
*finds the rose he wants, and finds it with sprinkles on it?*

*slides his tongue into her rose petals, tasting the nectar of the flower,
and its sugary coating*

delicious

You do that SO well, I wish I had a dozen roses ... *sighs*

 

[Sprinkles22]

the course owner INSISTED i play the back 9, said it was an even nicer lay, than the front 9, i need to play both before i make a fair judgement call

Are you a par player, or do you require additional strokes to complete your game?

 

[Archangel_5607]

God, I knew your power "cart" would come in handy for my back 9

and i've got my cart powered and juiced up so i can play all day long
*powers his way onto the back 9*

god i cant wait to lay my driver into this green!!

FOUR!!! *drives away*

 

[Sprinkles22]

and i've got my cart powered and juiced up so i can play all day long
*powers his way onto the back 9*

god i cant wait to lay my driver into this green!!

FOUR!!! *drives away*

*golf clap*

 

[Jail]

You do that SO well, I wish I had a dozen roses ... *sighs*

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you go, girl

 

[Jail]

and i've got my cart powered and juiced up so i can play all day long
*powers his way onto the back 9*

god i cant wait to lay my driver into this green!!

FOUR!!! *drives away*

*slams into reverse and grinds harder* I can't wait to get laid, period

 

[au_man]

Are you a good kisser?

I do have many years of experience, but that is an individual judgment best left to personal experience.

I wish I could offer an experienced Litster as a reference, but I'm not that easy.

 

[Archangel_5607]

Are you a par player, or do you require additional strokes to complete your game?

extra strokes are a luxery in THIS kind of golf, so i use as many strokes, and drive as hard and as far as i can

 

[Sprinkles22]

extra strokes are a luxery in THIS kind of golf, so i use as many strokes, and drive as hard and as far as i can

Ya know .... THIS kind of golf sounds interesting. I might actually like learning how to play .....

 

[Archangel_5607]

You do that SO well, I wish I had a dozen roses ... *sighs*

12 roses at once is tough to please, one is all you need sprinkles *winks playfully* and get it while the gettin's good, i believe is the old saying

 

[Sprinkles22]

12 roses at once is tough to please, one is all you need sprinkles *winks playfully* and get it while the gettin's good, i believe is the old saying

Oh, I'm getting it .... and it's oh so good

 

[Archangel_5607]

*slams into reverse and grinds harder* I can't wait to get laid, period

careful you dont burn out the cart baby!!
*sees smoke!*


*points* i agree with Jail!!!!

 

[Archangel_5607]

Ya know .... THIS kind of golf sounds interesting. I might actually like learning how to play .....

well, here, take my driver and i'll show you the ropes
do you know how to handle it?
silly question, i know, but i have to ask just in case

 

[Archangel_5607]

Oh, I'm getting it .... and it's oh so good

*chuckles* im glad to hear you're satisfied

 

[KnightWing]

Hey...

Mind if I play thru!!!

 

[Jail]

Mind if I play thru!!!

((((((((((((((((((KW))))))))))))))))))))))

mmmmmMMMMMmmmmm not at all, babes. *shows you my fringe*

 

[KnightWing]

((((((((((((((((((KW))))))))))))))))))))))

mmmmmMMMMMmmmmm not at all, babes. *shows you my fringe*

Wooooo Hooooo... *grabs his putter* !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

Wooooo Hooooo... *grabs his putter* !!!!!!!!!!!!

are we gonna count strokes?

 

[KnightWing]

are we gonna count strokes?

Gosh I hope not..... but isn't a low count a good thing????!!!

 

[Jail]

Gosh I hope not..... but isn't a low count a good thing????!!!

It is when you're really playing golf

*wonders what I could do to get him to feck me silly*

 

[Sprinkles22]

*sleepily makes my way to my private cell* Should anyone see Nightbird tonight, please tell him where I am, and that I'm wanting his arms around me

 

[Hellfire75]

lays down on my cot and enjoys the quiet

 

[au_man]

Not being a golfer nor Gopher http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bw5Ljef29XA1BM:http://www.carlspackler.com/images/cs_carl.jpg

I'll bow out for now and wish the laidies a good night and sweet dreams.

's Jail

 

[Hellfire75]

g'night aussie