Jail's Cell

[Jail]

You're too kind Jail! But I can't relax too much. I gotta leave here for the capitalistic slave drivers in 2 hours

But I promise I'll pay you back

Fucking work eh? Well, call in sick then. Tell 'em you're in Jail.

 

[Jail]

so what does it take for a guy to get locked up for around here

strip!!! then I search

 

[txnstud]

Exposure to the warden or deputy is a good start

so showing off like this

 

[Shagly]

That wasn't Barney, that was peachheart. She was cleaning weapons. Do you want me to turn out the lights, Otis?

Sure, after you bring me a Martini and Peachheart.

 

[Jail]

Exposure to the warden or deputy is a good start

I rest my case.

 

[Jail]

so showing off like this

faints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*gulps* um...............yeah, showing your weapon is um..........always a good thing.

 

[Shagly]

I rest my case.

What case?

You got toys in that case?

 

[Screech]

Fucking work eh? Well, call in sick then. Tell 'em you're in Jail.

I can't

I've got a problem Jail, and it's this: I'm too nice!

That, and my manager wouldn't consider a caugh enough of a reason to have the day off

 

[txnstud]

faints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*gulps* um...............yeah, showing your weapon is um..........always a good thing.

so what happens to me now?

 

[Jail]

Sure, after you bring me a Martini and Peachheart.

You got it.

http://www.solocine.com/images/Vodka%20Martini.jpg

http://www.embroideryaccentsofaz.com/images/peachheart.gif

 

[Jail]

What case?

You got toys in that case?

You found it, did you?

 

[Jail]

I can't

I've got a problem Jail, and it's this: I'm too nice!

That, and my manager wouldn't consider a caugh enough of a reason to have the day off

What's his number? I'll call him

 

[Jail]

so what happens to me now?

You put your weapon in my holster, and you empty the barrel.

 

[Shagly]

You got it.

http://www.solocine.com/images/Vodka%20Martini.jpg

http://www.embroideryaccentsofaz.com/images/peachheart.gif

*Hickup*

What a combo......................

 

[txnstud]

You put your weapon in my holster, and you empty the barrel.

grabs weapon. are you ready?

 

[Shagly]

You found it, did you?

I found these fuzzy locking wrist & ankle cuffs and a leather thingy, want to try them on?

 

[Jail]

*Hickup*

What a combo......................

 

[Jail]

grabs weapon. are you ready?

I'm always ready when it cums to emptying barrels.

 

[Jail]

I found these fuzzy locking wrist & ankle cuffs and a leather thingy, want to try them on?

Ok, but let's use the red fuzzy ones. They go really cute with my spanked ass.

 

[txnstud]

I'm always ready when it cums to emptying barrels.

well this is a pump action. the harder its pumped the more and faster it empties

 

[Shagly]

Ok, but let's use the red fuzzy ones. They go really cute with my spanked ass.

* Locks the wardens hands to the bedpost and now the ankles to the bedframe*

I am going to give you red butt checks with my bare hands.

 

[Jail]

well this is a pump action. the harder its pumped the more and faster it empties

*assumes the position*

 

[Screech]

What's his number? I'll call him

Thanks for the offer Jail, and, no offence intended, but I'm reckonin' that having a call come in from across the Atlantic (I'm guessing this cell is in America - I was blindfolded so I didn't see ), might not work...

But hey! For the next 2 hours I'm not moving one bit from here!

 

[Jail]

* Locks the wardens hands to the bedpost and now the ankles to the bedframe*

I am going to give you red butt checks with my bare hands.

OOOOoooOOOOO *wiggles on my tummy, wiggles my butt*

 

[Jail]

Thanks for the offer Jail, and, no offence intended, but I'm reckonin' that having a call come in from across the Atlantic (I'm guessing this cell is in America - I was blindfolded so I didn't see ), might not work...

But hey! For the next 2 hours I'm not moving one bit from here!

I'm just kiddin' ya, hun. And, I'm glad you're hanging around a bit.