Jail's Cell

SheRemembers said:
*blushing* Thank you, red!
You're very welcome, Well i'm off to the Rec Room keep the hat and you can drop it off at the Rec Room sometime when you drop by for a visit *smiles at SR as i leave*
 
Good morning everyone!
redecorating my cell this morning!
Heard of a great decorating tip
furniture on high heels1 :D
 
LuckyVic said:
As well as can be expected. How r u doing?
Up entirely too early on a Sunday. Have a First Communion to go to--don't know why we all have to be up so damn early for it, though. I think it would be an event better suited to the afternoon... *grumble grumble* :cool:
 
SheRemembers said:
Up entirely too early on a Sunday. Have a First Communion to go to--don't know why we all have to be up so damn early for it, though. I think it would be an event better suited to the afternoon... *grumble grumble* :cool:

hmmm would I rather go to the First Communion or be at work?
 
omahaman2 said:
going to hide from jail and brie after this!! :D

There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said,

"There's some jerk out there that wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."

As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,

"and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..."

The manager Okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said,

"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Canada, Sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there."

"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
*chuckles* actually, Oman, that joke is about 30 years old and when I first heard it, it was about Fort McMurray and all there are in Fort McMurry is "whores and hockey players". :D

Thank you for bringing that funny joke back to me. It still makes me laugh.
 
au_man said:
Dear Jail,

Thank you sweet lady for helping me out. Only you have the timing and sixth sense to help out someone...

You broke my funk....

I owe you one dear friend... Thank you. :heart:
You're very welcome, hun. I'll always be there for you and for all my friends. Don't ever forget that :kiss: :)
 
Archangel_5607 said:
LMFAO

*falls out of his chair, laughing his Ass off*
*reattaches his ass with a stapler*
*looks at Arch, on the floor............jumps on top of him and tickles his ribs*What are you laughing at? You're half too :p
 
Good morning, Jail.

Good morning whoever else is around.

^^ Peers into the dark corners to see if he can see anyone. ^^
 
ccnyman said:
^^ Makes mental note - got to practice that look more. ^^
How can I not appease a man who fought so valiantly over my blue satin strip dress? Obviously you loved my strip ;) :devil: :p
 
pleaz_me said:
Evenin ((((((((((((((Jail)))))))))))))) Hope you had a great evening....dropping off :rose: 'es and sloppy :kiss: es to ya darlin!
hi (((((((((((((((((((((((pleaz)))))))))))))))))))))))) :kiss: :rose:

Sorry I missed ya last night, hun, I was exhausted after my strip and I needed to soak my poor little tootsies.............damn I've got to get used to wearing high heels more often :rolleyes:
 
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