Jail's Cell

[Machiavellix]

*points at Jail* there she is....the walking talking Contraband of the Cell....she even promoted the devil to be her "warden Jr."
its quite cute when you think about it....well...maybe....*shifty eyes n' shit*

*runs away*

Of course Jail has contraband. I'll get her last though, otherwise everyone else will be here all day.

I doubt Lucifer could ever be anyone's #2. You don't see God himself playing second fiddle, do you? Hell no, I -- I mean He, would never do that. *whistles*

 

[Jail]

[size=+3]Random strip search!!![/size]

Gotta be on the lookout for contraband.

Here I am

 

[Archangel_5607]

Of course Jail has contraband. I'll get her last though, otherwise everyone else will be here all day.

I doubt Lucifer could ever be anyone's #2. You don't see God himself playing second fiddle, do you? Hell no, I -- I mean He, would never do that. *whistles*

Thats because EVERYONE will want to Frisk her!

ah, but consider, God Did create the Devil....*ponders*
(in theory, if you believe in it)

 

[Jail]

*points at Jail* there she is....the walking talking Contraband of the Cell....she even promoted the devil to be her "warden Jr."
its quite cute when you think about it....well...maybe....*shifty eyes n' shit*

*runs away*

LOL Yes, I did. FS is my Associate Warden............come to think of it, she's contraband too. Isn't it grand that even though contraband is illegal, it's worth the risk?

 

[Jail]

Of course Jail has contraband. I'll get her last though, otherwise everyone else will be here all day.

I doubt Lucifer could ever be anyone's #2. You don't see God himself playing second fiddle, do you? Hell no, I -- I mean He, would never do that. *whistles*

awwwwww now (((((((((((Mach)))))))))))))))

It's not that bad is it?


lmfao @ the God reference. yeah yeah, sure sure

 

[Jail]

Thats because EVERYONE will want to Frisk her!

ah, but consider, God Did create the Devil....*ponders*
(in theory, if you believe in it)

hmmmmmmm *ponders that* Maybe I should make Fridays, Frisk Day

 

[Archangel_5607]

LOL Yes, I did. FS is my Associate Warden............come to think of it, she's contraband too. Isn't it grand that even though contraband is illegal, it's worth the risk?

what i find ironic is two very contrabanding women are Heading this JAIL CELL!!!

 

[Jail]

what i find ironic is two very contrabanding women are Heading this JAIL CELL!!!

Well, actually there are more than two, but that contraband is a secret for now.

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Archangel_5607]

Well, actually there are more than two, but that contraband is a secret for now.

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes we know, your Fuck list in Lit as been confiscated already, and going through your panty drawers....i mean records, as we speak....that kind of reminds me of a joke where...

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them all a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try and catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI now goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The racoon is yelling, "Okay, Okay!!! Im a rabbit, Im a rabbit!"

 

[Machiavellix]

awwwwww now (((((((((((Mach)))))))))))))))

It's not that bad is it?


lmfao @ the God reference. yeah yeah, sure sure

Yes, it is. Now clean all the reefer out of the backseat. How are you supposed to transport people with a kilo of it falling over on them?

 

[Jail]

Yes we know, your Fuck list in Lit as been confiscated already, and going through your panty drawers....i mean records, as we speak....that kind of reminds me of a joke where...

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them all a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try and catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI now goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The racoon is yelling, "Okay, Okay!!! Im a rabbit, Im a rabbit!"

LMFAO

Trust the LAPD to get their Bunny

 

[Archangel_5607]

LMFAO

Trust the LAPD to get their Bunny

Thats enough wise cracks from you Miss Contraband!!

now you get the treatment

http://fakeplasticworld.banglafusion.com/files/handcuffs.jpg


and you pipe down or i'll use my nightstick to shut you up

 

[Jail]

Thats enough wise cracks from you Miss Contraband!!

now you get the treatment

http://fakeplasticworld.banglafusion.com/files/handcuffs.jpg


and you pipe down or i'll use my nightstick to shut you up

*perks* pipes? nightstick? OOOOOoooOOOOO I love it when you talk dirty

 

[Archangel_5607]

*perks* pipes? nightstick? OOOOOoooOOOOO I love it when you talk dirty

This will keep you quiet....*slides his baton into her mouth*

*pulls his Nightstick from the belt*


http://www.tacticalshop.com/graphics/00000001/umpr24nigh.jpg


forgot you made me an honorary member of the dicipline cummity eh?
*places the nightstick under her chin, angling her head so she looks into his caring eyes as she cant mouth a protest from the baton in her mouth*

Now you be a good little contraband and do as your told.....

 

[Macdaddy23]

Hey Jail

 

[Jail]

This will keep you quiet....*slides his baton into her mouth*

*pulls his Nightstick from the belt*


http://www.tacticalshop.com/graphics/00000001/umpr24nigh.jpg


forgot you made me an honorary member of the dicipline cummity eh?
*places the nightstick under her chin, angling her head so she looks into his caring eyes as she cant mouth a protest from the baton in her mouth*

Now you be a good little contraband and do as your told.....

you'll never take me, copper!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs around the Cell, giggling and wiggling my fanny*

 

[Jail]

Hey Jail

hi (((((Mac)))))

welcome back. Where'd ya go?

 

[carrie-on]

Hi there Jaily! HUGGGGSSSS

 

[Cadoras]

*Hugs Jail*

Happy Easter Jail!

 

[Archangel_5607]

*bows deeply to the Warden*

evening Boss

*lots of lovin*

 

[Jail]

Hi there Jaily! HUGGGGSSSS

hi ((((((((((((Carrie))))))))))))))))))

 

[Jail]

*Hugs Jail*

Happy Easter Jail!

(((((((Cad))))))

Happy Easter to you too, dear

 

[Jail]

*bows deeply to the Warden*

evening Boss

*lots of lovin*

Welcome back, Arch

*shows her contraband*

 

[Archangel_5607]

Welcome back, Arch

*shows her contraband*

*tries to compose himself by wiping the drool from his chin*

Well, at least you didn't try to sneak it through customs,
thanks for being honest with us ma 'am

 

[gypziedoll]

evening Bunny Girl.....LOL, hope you are having a good night