Jail's Cell

[Hellfire75]

Hiya Cadoras!

 

[au_man]

almost?lol

Yes, the older I get the bigger the age window gets.

That is the coolest part of getting older!

With our age difference I can look back 20 years, but at 30 that same 20 years becomes illegal!

 

[Jail]

Thank you I think I have the tongue for the part

oh yeah..............you do

 

[Hellfire75]

lol

 

[Jail]

I never knew ya had one

smartass

(((((((((((((((((Badd))))))))))))))))))))

*climbs on top and fucks him silly*

 

[Jail]

Oh, Helli, it only gets better!

Heck, you're almost too young for me.

<Waves> at the cellmates and <tosses> 's & "s at the Birthday girl.

mmmmmmmm *catches them happily*

hi (((((((((((((((((au_man)))))))))))))))

how was your day?

 

[Cadoras]

Hiya Cadoras!

Hey Hellfire

How have you been?

 

[omahaman2]

http://members.aol.com/tazlady24/at4.gif

 

[Jail]

Hey there Jail

And other assorted people

hi Cad

 

[Badd Leroy]

smartass

(((((((((((((((((Badd))))))))))))))))))))

*climbs on top and fucks him silly*

(((((((((((((((((Jail))))))))))))))))))))))

*Giggles n' wrigles and tries to keep from poppin' too soon! *

 

[Hellfire75]

Hey Hellfire

How have you been?

great ty and you?

 

[Hellfire75]

Hiya Omaha

 

[Jail]

http://members.aol.com/tazlady24/at4.gif

*giggles*

hi ((((((((((((((((((((((Oman))))))))))))))))))) hugssssssss my friend

 

[au_man]

mmmmmmmm *catches them happily*

hi (((((((((((((((((au_man)))))))))))))))

how was your day?

{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}} Better now TY, but I think I have a bug.

Can ya point me to the infirmary for some Vitamin C and ecconatia (sp?) to kill it?

 

[Jail]

(((((((((((((((((Jail))))))))))))))))))))))

*Giggles n' wrigles and tries to keep from poppin' too soon! *

*squeezes around him, staying in control*

 

[Cadoras]

great ty and you?

Pretty good, except for the hour..... 7am is not a time humans should be awake.... Unless they're still up....

 

[Jail]

{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}} Better now TY, but I think I have a bug.

Can ya point me to the infirmary for some Vitamin C and ecconatia (sp?) to kill it?

aw you poor thing *gentle hugs*

*takes you to the sick bay, gets you a big glass of cold orange juice and some Echinacea* now you just rest for a bit, while Helly gets or gives her lessons

 

[Hellfire75]

Pretty good, except for the hour..... 7am is not a time humans should be awake.... Unless they're still up....

awww you should be all cozy in bed

 

[Badd Leroy]

*squeezes around him, staying in control*

*recovers from blitz attack and says..* Almost got your Birthday gift too soon!!

Happy Birthday Sexy Thang

 

[Shreik]

oh yeah..............you do

Thank you for noticing

 

[au_man]

aw you poor thing *gentle hugs*

*takes you to the sick bay, gets you a big glass of cold orange juice and some Echinacea* now you just rest for a bit, while Helly gets or gives her lessons

Thank you Nurse Jail.

I'll lay back and take notes...

 

[Cadoras]

awww you should be all cozy in bed

I'm up now though... It's all too late once I've gotten out of bed

Up to anything exciting?

 

[Hellfire75]

I'm up now though... It's all too late once I've gotten out of bed

Up to anything exciting?

Nope...what do I look guilty??

 

[omahaman2]

glad your bday has been fabulous for you,
you couldnt imagine the day I had!!

Jenny accompanied Oman to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called jenny into his office alone. He said: "If you don't do the following, your Oman will surely die.

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, Oman asked Jenny what the doctor said to her.

"You're going to DIE" she replied.

 

[Hellfire75]

lmao