Jail's Cell

trojan999 said:
*remembering the film* Is it apple? *sticks dick into it* LMFAO
lmaooooooooooo well, I was gonna say cherry, but since you're coring that apple, I won't complain
 
Jail said:
lmaooooooooooo well, I was gonna say cherry, but since you're coring that apple, I won't complain

As I've been here only a few months, I think someone else would have beaten me to your "cherry" *searches for halo
 
trojan999 said:
As I've been here only a few months, I think someone else would have beaten me to your "cherry" *searches for halo
Possibly, but it grows back every day :D
 
Jail said:
Possibly, but it grows back every day :D

Right, that's it, too much teasing going on, I'm gonna have to have a wankfest to cure my frustration!!!!!
 
trojan999 said:
Right, that's it, too much teasing going on, I'm gonna have to have a wankfest to cure my frustration!!!!!
ok ok, I'll behave *gets dressed in my flannel jammies and adjusts my halo* :rolleyes:
 
Jail said:
ok ok, I'll behave *gets dressed in my flannel jammies and adjusts my halo* :rolleyes:

And there was me hoping you'd jump on me to use & abuse me as you saw fit :(
 
trojan999 said:
And there was me hoping you'd jump on me to use & abuse me as you saw fit :(
yeah, but but but....................you said I was teasing too much and you were gonna fest and wank :cool:
 
Jail said:
yeah, but but but....................you said I was teasing too much and you were gonna fest and wank :cool:

I never said I'd fest!!! I'd have a wank-fest (without the IVAL on the end lol)
When would I EVER turn you down if you said you'd want to bump uglies with me???

Anyway, prefer your BUTT BUTT BUTT ;)
 
trojan999 said:
I never said I'd fest!!! I'd have a wank-fest (without the IVAL on the end lol)
When would I EVER turn you down if you said you'd want to bump uglies with me???

Anyway, prefer your BUTT BUTT BUTT ;)
*giggles and bends ovah*
 
Jail said:
*bends ovah more and spreads my legs*

DAMN!!!!! You never said you could do the splits!!! I can't get down that low, unless I'm lying down & you lower yourself onto my face :p
 
trojan999 said:
DAMN!!!!! You never said you could do the splits!!! I can't get down that low, unless I'm lying down & you lower yourself onto my face :p
well, alrighty then. why don't clear me a place to sit? :catroar:
 
Jail said:
well, alrighty then. why don't clear me a place to sit? :catroar:

Well there's no obstruction to my face, unless you count about a days growth of stubble, just like rough grade sandpaper
*lies down, poking out pierced tongue
 
trojan999 said:
Well there's no obstruction to my face, unless you count about a days growth of stubble, just like rough grade sandpaper
*lies down, poking out pierced tongue
*sits on that piercing tongue and starts wiggling my hips*
 
Jail said:
Awwwwww, everyone is my valentine, babes :kiss:

But I'd want you impaled...... er...... I mean sat on my lap ;)

Anywho, I'm off for the Superbowl, take care you sexy thing :kiss:
 
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEELERS..




afternoon Everyone.. hugggggggggggggs
 
peachheart said:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEELERS..




afternoon Everyone.. hugggggggggggggs
i want the steelers to win too.

hello my fellow cellmates. good afternoon. how are you all? *kisses jail and peaches*
 
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