Jail's Cell

HI Jail.. thanks for stopping by the thread I started.. figured I would return the favor... :nana:
 
4Jonas said:
HI Jail.. thanks for stopping by the thread I started.. figured I would return the favor... :nana:
Welcome to my Cell, 4Jonas :kiss: :) You will also meet my cellmates. They're all a great bunch of prisoners. :D
 
Jail said:
hehehe where you moving too? Are you gonna come visit me? :D


What in jail???.........err..........forgive me, but I would rather meet you in more pleasant surroundings................he he he....;)

If you are a fellow UKer then I would gladly, and dearly, love to meet you........:kiss:
 
GingerDom said:
What in jail???.........err..........forgive me, but I would rather meet you in more pleasant surroundings................he he he....;)

If you are a fellow UKer then I would gladly, and dearly, love to meet you........:kiss:
lol noooooooo not in jail

I wish I was in the UK, dear heart, but I'm still in the Commonwealth :D
 
Archangel_5607 said:
*covers his virgin eyes*
*keeps his two cents to himself on THAT comment*
Well, my darling..................we need nuts to go with the banana sundae...............you in? :D :p
 
Jail said:
Well, my darling..................we need nuts to go with the banana sundae...............you in? :D :p


*offers his banana to her, brushing it against her cherry*
haven't made a sundae with you in days
 
Jail said:
lol noooooooo not in jail

I wish I was in the UK, dear heart, but I'm still in the Commonwealth :D


Awwwwww just my rotten luck..............well you never know when I may be over your way.......;)
 
GingerDom said:
Awwwwww just my rotten luck..............well you never know when I may be over your way.......;)
I'll get the bed................erm, I mean I make sure my house is tidy if you come to visit. ;)
 
Archangel_5607 said:
*offers his banana to her, brushing it against her cherry*
haven't made a sundae with you in days
*my cream starting to ooze over the banana* mmmmhmmm it has been awhile since we've shared this type of dessert, baby :heart:
 
Jail said:
Welcome to my Cell, 4Jonas :kiss: :) You will also meet my cellmates. They're all a great bunch of prisoners. :D

Prisoners hey? What must one do to be taken captive? Whatever it is, count me in.
 
4Jonas said:
Prisoners hey? What must one do to be taken captive? Whatever it is, count me in.
hehehe Oh don't worry, I'll think of something special for you. I do check for all concealed weapons, you know.
 
Well theres this nightstick you see.... Hmmm maybe I will let you frisk me first to see if you can find it.
 
4Jonas said:
Well theres this nightstick you see.... Hmmm maybe I will let you frisk me first to see if you can find it.
Alrighty then *turns you to face the wall, spreads your legs and starts frisking your inner thighs* :p
 
Jail said:
Alrighty then *turns you to face the wall, spreads your legs and starts frisking your inner thighs* :p


Wow, you knew just where to look!! Am i under arrest?
 
4Jonas said:
Wow, you knew just where to look!! Am i under arrest?
No, not yet..........I have to strip search you and make sure you're not hiding anything on your person :D
 
Jail said:
No, not yet..........I have to strip search you and make sure you're not hiding anything on your person :D


Strip search?!? You will get no resistance from me.. Who says crime doesnt pay? :nana:
 
4Jonas said:
Strip search?!? You will get no resistance from me.. Who says crime doesnt pay? :nana:
What horny criminals would not wanna be in Jail? :D :catroar:
 
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