Jail's Cell

Sprinkles22 said:
Hey Ya'll! Having fun yet?
Hey, I don't know about anybody else but I started having fun when I saw you were here...hope you're having a good one. dear one...?!?
 
Anybody see Jaily or is it too early for her? That's when the fun picks up ... almost said "pricks up"...lol
 
techsan said:
Anybody see Jaily or is it too early for her? That's when the fun picks up ... almost said "pricks up"...lol


Little early for Jaily...think she is still dealing with the "real" inmates :devil: :)
 
Sprinkles22 said:
I'll take that Bump & Grind and raise you 2 Kisses and a Hug!
I`ll see your 2 Kisses and a Hug and raise you 1 grope and 2 Spanks
 
O I have a joke for you all...

Yesterday I went for my annual dental appointment and picked up a copy of Readers Digest...heres the joke:

2 guys decide to setup a bunjee jumping business in Mexico City. So they move down and setup shop and when everything is set they decide to test the jump before they open it to the public. So one of the guys volunteers, he takes the first jump and comes back up with some minor cuts and bruises. His budy says nothing about it figuring he may have had them before and didnt take notice. Goes for a 2nd jump and comes up all bloody and battered and bruised. His friend says My God, whats wrong is the cord too long...His friend says No, but what the heck is a pinata?
 
jail and cellmates

My Prayer....

Dear Lord, Every single evening As I'm lying here in bed, This tiny little Prayer Keeps running through my head. God bless all my family Wherever they may be, Keep them warm and safe from harm For they're so close to me. And God, there is one more thing I wish that you could do, Hope you don't mind me asking Please bless my computer too Now I know that it's unusual To Bless a motherboard, But listen just a second While I explain it to you, Lord. You see that little metal box Holds more than odds and ends, Inside those small compartments Rest so many of my friends. I know so much about them By the kindness that they give, And this little scrap of metal Takes me in to where they live. By faith is how I know them Much the same as you, We share in what life brings us And from that our friendships grew. Please take an extra minute From your duties up above, To bless those in my address book That's filled with so much love. Wherever else this prayer may reach To each and every friend, Bless each e-mail inbox And each person who hits send. AMEN
 
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