FantasySlut
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laundry? Isnt that fun dear? wash and fold, wash and fold...lol...uuugghhhhhau_man said:WOO HOO
Goes back to laundry
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FantasySlut
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Dumpling said:Thanks Sweetie ~this borrowed one isnt the best but it will do
most definitely
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True dat!!au_man said:Yep... Two loads of colors, One load of whites... Could be worse!
At least I don't have to go to a laundymat...
And still have your time to enjoy Lit
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LOLau_man said:Best friends I have...
Not quite sure I understand that one
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"Ohhhhhhh a newbie to the cell"gwh said:Following some sexy tail-feathers in here....I like the decor..."modern prison"?
*runs and grabs gwh and smothers him with ho wet sloppy kisses*
Welcome to the joint gwh.......Ummmm, you could say modern....with a few extra <perks> here and there
Hope you enjoy your stay here
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Blue Dolphin said:
have fun??????????
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~ 
{{{{{{{{{JAIL}}}}}}}}}} ~
Hope your day went well hun....lots of sunshine to warm your soul!
{{{{{{{{{JAIL}}}}}}}}}} ~Hope your day went well hun....lots of sunshine to warm your soul!
omahaman2
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I found a letter lost by one of my fellow cellmates! I think it is somebody
who spends way too much time online!
Horace Duhnno 12 Connect Street Webville, PA 19114
Dear Mr. Duhnno,
Upon reviewing the test results and x-rays regarding your symptoms discussed during your examination on 4/11/06, I have been able to determine the cause and treatment for each of your symptoms as follows:
The inability to straighten the fingers on your right hand is not the result of the work related accident in February. The x-rays reveal the same curvature in the bone structure that is associated with holding your mouse. Please use the keyboard and function keys for a period of at least 7 days, allowing the muscles and tendons to heal.
The results of the blood work has revealed the cause of your stomach disorder is styrafoam consumption. Although this is a expeditious and effortless way of eating, please avoid over heating this material to prevent consumption of the product.
The culture we did on your urinary system has confirmed that the repeated infections are the result of failure to relieve yourself as we discussed. Please excuse yourself from the chat room and frequent the bath room when necessary. If the antiseptic cream is not healing the zipper injury you experienced during your hasty return to the computer, please contact the office for a different medication.
Please adhere to the diet we provided. The meals consisting of potato chips, pizza, and coffee have your potassium level high and we "must" get it under control with proper dieting.
The examination of your eyes and the MRI revealed no causes for the headaches. After giving great thought to your lengthy conversation about your friends and time spent in the chat rooms, might I recommend that you reduce the 6 - 7 hours of chatting per day to a lesser amount of time. This should eliminate the visual strain and stress headaches.
As a treatment for your depression, you might consider establishing more than one email address to provide the volume of incoming messages you seem to be seeking. Also, establishing an ICQ account would provide you another means of instant messaging and increase your "buddy list".
As suspected, the tenderness in your abdomen is a hernia resulting from carrying your computer to technical support and will require immediate surgery. We have scheduled admittance on 5/22/06. As per your request, I have contacted the hospital and am sorry to report that they have no facilities available for internet connection in the recovery nor private rooms. Also, public relations has advised they are unable to fulfill your request to notify your "buddy list" once the surgery is complete. Nurse Rimsky feels that is a request beyond their capabilities and extends her apology.
The hospital and my staff will be contacting you for additional information necessary for your surgery, so please have your phone line cleared and be prepared to accept incoming calls between 3:00 pm - 4:00 pm next week.
Sincerely,
Dr. J. T. Gates, M.D.
who spends way too much time online!
Horace Duhnno 12 Connect Street Webville, PA 19114
Dear Mr. Duhnno,
Upon reviewing the test results and x-rays regarding your symptoms discussed during your examination on 4/11/06, I have been able to determine the cause and treatment for each of your symptoms as follows:
The inability to straighten the fingers on your right hand is not the result of the work related accident in February. The x-rays reveal the same curvature in the bone structure that is associated with holding your mouse. Please use the keyboard and function keys for a period of at least 7 days, allowing the muscles and tendons to heal.
The results of the blood work has revealed the cause of your stomach disorder is styrafoam consumption. Although this is a expeditious and effortless way of eating, please avoid over heating this material to prevent consumption of the product.
The culture we did on your urinary system has confirmed that the repeated infections are the result of failure to relieve yourself as we discussed. Please excuse yourself from the chat room and frequent the bath room when necessary. If the antiseptic cream is not healing the zipper injury you experienced during your hasty return to the computer, please contact the office for a different medication.
Please adhere to the diet we provided. The meals consisting of potato chips, pizza, and coffee have your potassium level high and we "must" get it under control with proper dieting.
The examination of your eyes and the MRI revealed no causes for the headaches. After giving great thought to your lengthy conversation about your friends and time spent in the chat rooms, might I recommend that you reduce the 6 - 7 hours of chatting per day to a lesser amount of time. This should eliminate the visual strain and stress headaches.
As a treatment for your depression, you might consider establishing more than one email address to provide the volume of incoming messages you seem to be seeking. Also, establishing an ICQ account would provide you another means of instant messaging and increase your "buddy list".
As suspected, the tenderness in your abdomen is a hernia resulting from carrying your computer to technical support and will require immediate surgery. We have scheduled admittance on 5/22/06. As per your request, I have contacted the hospital and am sorry to report that they have no facilities available for internet connection in the recovery nor private rooms. Also, public relations has advised they are unable to fulfill your request to notify your "buddy list" once the surgery is complete. Nurse Rimsky feels that is a request beyond their capabilities and extends her apology.
The hospital and my staff will be contacting you for additional information necessary for your surgery, so please have your phone line cleared and be prepared to accept incoming calls between 3:00 pm - 4:00 pm next week.
Sincerely,
Dr. J. T. Gates, M.D.
gypziedoll
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giving you a little Bump Jail
gypziedoll
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au_man said:I'll match your bump, {{{{{{{{Gypzie}}}}}} and raise you
s...
Hey there au man I'll match your
es and s and raise you a long slow grind
gypziedoll
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au_man said:Lets see.. We are at 2 Bumps, 1 grind and a bunch of
Then I'll up that with 12
hmmmmmm, then i need to raise with another hug and a couple of dozen gropes
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au_man said:We keep this up and we will be moving over to the Motel...
I'll see that {{{{{{{{Hug}}}}}}} a dozen gropes have to raise you a dozen suckles...
i'll see those dozen suckles and raise you a dozen strokes
gypziedoll said:i'll see those dozen suckles and raise you a dozen strokes
Dang me... I started this and I'll have to fold THIS hand cause the dang dryer just sounded off and if I don't hang stuff up now I'll be doing it after dinner and I still need to dry the whites...
Sometimes R/L just sucks...
I'll be back for another hand {{{{{{{{Gypzie}}}}}}}}}}
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au_man said:Dang me... I started this and I'll have to fold THIS hand cause the dang dryer just sounded off and if I don't hang stuff up now I'll be doing it after dinner and I still need to dry the whites...
Sometimes R/L just sucks...
I'll be back for another hand {{{{{{{{Gypzie}}}}}}}}}}
No worries Darlin' we can play another hand later......
