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Jail said:
oooooooooooooomph

welcome back ((((((((((((((((((((KW)))))))))))))))))))))))) :kiss: :kiss:

*rolls him on his back (being gentle) then fecks him hard, my legs over his shoulders*
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~~getting to know how a pretzel feels!!!~~ :rolleyes:
 
I am drunk, no memories of whom I am, the officer said go to jail, do not pass go, go to jail. So here I am :eek:
 
Jail said:
hiya ((((((((((RR)))))))))))))) :kiss: :rose:

No, but if you need it padded, I'm sure it can be arranged. Why do you need it padded?
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see title and location....

Ugh! Having a bad week. :rolleyes:
 
Highsided said:
I am drunk, no memories of whom I am, the officer said go to jail, do not pass go, go to jail. So here I am :eek:
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I guess you didn't get to collect $200 either? :p
 
WEIRD DAY!!

I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.

And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do... Quit drinking before noon.
 
omahaman2 said:
WEIRD DAY!!

I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed hold of the next blade. In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which amused and delighted me.

And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany", a moment of heightened awareness in which everything becomes clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do... Quit drinking before noon.
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ROFLMAO....

Dat be damn funny!
 
SweetBrie said:
Speaking of bad pennies....is it any luckier to find dimes??
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Don't know about luckier but it takes a lot less of the to add up to a Million bucks... :D
 
chronicle_tenko said:
Oh I'd let you do that anyway. I'd even return the favor. Anything for a fellow Canuck.

Specially such a cute little inmate.
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So where are you ? I finally found the Lotion :D :devil:
 
Sneaks up behind Dumpling and gives her a playful swat of the bottom

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss"s and loads of :p's

Hello again Dumpling. :devil:
 
au_man said:
Sneaks up behind Dumpling and gives her a playful swat of the bottom

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss"s and loads of :p's

Hello again Dumpling. :devil:
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Oh its you ;) I was wondering where that Hand came from :D
Hi~~~ :kiss: :kiss:
 
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