Jade's World on Lit

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But...but...I could swear I've heard women say, "Put it on my bill."

For me it was always 'just leave the bills on the nightstand and get the fuck out'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For me it was always 'just leave the bills on the nightstand and get the fuck out'

So she provides the duck costumes? Interesting. I had no idea. Frankly woulda thought it was more sanitary the other way around. But hey, it’s a wide wide world out there.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So she provides the duck costumes? Interesting. I had no idea. Frankly woulda thought it was more sanitary the other way around. But hey, it’s a wide wide world out there.

Thanks to the internet you can find all kinds of people who are willing to indulge your kinks and fetishes! It was when I showed her my corkscrew penis that I think she really had a crisis about what she was doing with her life. But what a trooper!

 

[investor2020]

It was just a mispronouncement issue . . .

 

[investor2020]

I kept heaing voices, so I sought help . . .

https://preview.redd.it/i-love-my-wife-v0-xjpkvstvk46e1.jpeg?width=320&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=37ceb7fa9b9f24657b06567784ad0c9b736afc31

 

[investor2020]

 

[investor2020]

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I take issue with this !! . . . ok, some men . . . ok, many men . . . ok, maybe most men . . . but NOT every man !!

 

[JerseyJade]

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I take issue with this !! . . . ok, some men . . . ok, many men . . . ok, maybe most men . . . but NOT every man !!

I'm a proud slut.

 

[ShaneoD]

My brain wasn't working today after work and when I saw the notification I thought you'd posted in the voice thread...... I almost came

 

[JerseyJade]

My brain wasn't working today after work and when I saw the notification I thought you'd posted in the voice thread...... I almost came

If just hearing my voice is enough to make you cum, then you have some serious issues dude.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

If just hearing my voice is enough to make you cum, then you have some serious issues dude.

What about if it’s because you were humming while giving a blowjob?

 

[JerseyJade]

What about if it’s because you were humming while giving a blowjob?

I do tend to moan a little while I'm doing that.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

I do tend to moan a little while I'm doing that.

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[ShaneoD]

If just hearing my voice is enough to make you cum, then you have some serious issues dude.

To be fair seeing you in a pic has been enough a couple of times (was that TMI )

 

[jason28053]

Welcome back JJ

 

[JerseyJade]

To be fair seeing you in a pic has been enough a couple of times (was that TMI )

I'm glad I can make you happy in that way... NOT!

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm glad I can make you happy in that way... NOT!

Oh it's not just me......... apologies to the other perverts if I'm the pervert who has slowed future pics of Jade

 

[JerseyJade]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/98f796dc91ee2be2e117c91109dd6452/tumblr_op1m4luySv1w3cefpo1_1280.pnj

 

[jason28053]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/98f796dc91ee2be2e117c91109dd6452/tumblr_op1m4luySv1w3cefpo1_1280.pnj

But you’re brunette

 

[Artfan2]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/98f796dc91ee2be2e117c91109dd6452/tumblr_op1m4luySv1w3cefpo1_1280.pnj

Eye contact is sooo romantic.

 

[investor2020]

The sad truth . . .

https://forum.literotica.com/attachments/1747805444759-png.2541881/

 

[lil_jenni]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/98f796dc91ee2be2e117c91109dd6452/tumblr_op1m4luySv1w3cefpo1_1280.pnj

Fucking truth!

 

[JerseyJade]

Fucking truth!

Hey, Jen. Good to see you!

 

[ShaneoD]

Fucking truth!

I don't think anyone's going to argue, at all. It's very hard not to look goofy when one of the best things ever is happening to your lower half though

 

[JerseyJade]

I don't think anyone's going to argue, at all. It's very hard not to look goofy when one of the best things ever is happening to your lower half though

Well I keep my eyes close for the most part, so I don't notice.