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they need to pregame. Like in “Something About Mary”
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lil_jenni
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I'm gonna call BS on the caption on this pic. I've never had a spray tan, so I'm not sure if this could happen, but I can say that the pic looks like tear tracks to me.
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I'll defer to your expertise on the subject, I've never had a spray tan or been the victim of a facial, I almost made a comment about not crying during a blowjob but I'm guessing some might bring a tear to your eye
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Agreed!
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Who is Mary? Does she give head too?they need to pregame. Like in “Something About Mary”
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Yes! Yes she does as far as you knowWho is Mary? Does she give head too?
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Not to me either. I think frequent use helps keep those muscles in good shape.
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That makes sense and also explains why my jaw never gets tired.Not to me either. I think frequent use helps keep those muscles in good shape.
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Yep. But a strange thing happened to me last week. Being on my knees has never bothered me (unless I was kneeling on a rock or somethingThat makes sense and also explains why my jaw never gets tired.
), but last week I got a strange twinge in my left knee while kneeling in the shower. I didn't let it show, because Hubby would have been all worried and would've said something stupid like I didn't have to do it on my knees anymore...
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Oh no! Are you okay now?Yep. But a strange thing happened to me last week. Being on my knees has never bothered me (unless I was kneeling on a rock or something
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You’ll need to get @lil_jenni a special pillow
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Life is just not fair . . .
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I was going to recommend that to her the next time I see her.
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Yeah, thanks. I asked my trainer about it in a kinda round about way, and she said it might have been pressure on a nerve. She also was not fooled about what I had been doing, since she mentioned she had never had such a problem (she's a lesbian) with a bit of a sardonic tone.
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Well, it's against Super Fellatrix rules to use a pillow. I'm tougher than that!I was going to recommend that to her the next time I see her.
But... yeah, it's probably a good idea.
It's not like I've never used a cushion of some kind. I just always prided myself on not needing one. Yeah... stupid thing to pride myself on, but 
Not sure what to do about the shower, thought. It has a built in seat, but it's a little high so I have to bend over and tilt my head back to get the best angle, and that can leave my neck a little sore. I could just cut down on the shower BJs I guess... Fuck, no. That's crazy talk.
We have weather proof cushions on our outdoor furniture, so I could use one of those. But Hubby would ask questions, and then I'd have to tell him, and then he get worried and say we didn't have to do it that way, and then I'd be determined to show I could without a fucking cushion for my knees...
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I have given a few blowjobs in the shower before. I will admit, doing that in the shower is a little hard on my knees.Well, it's against Super Fellatrix rules to use a pillow. I'm tougher than that!
But... yeah, it's probably a good idea.
Not sure what to do about the shower, thought. It has a built in seat, but it's a little high so I have to bend over and tilt my head back to get the best angle, and that can leave my neck a little sore. I could just cut down on the shower BJs I guess... Fuck, no. That's crazy talk.
We have weather proof cushions on our outdoor furniture, so I could use one of those. But Hubby would ask questions, and then I'd have to tell him, and then he get worried and say we didn't have to do it that way, and then I'd be determined to show I could without a fucking cushion for my knees...
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It's been a staple for us for years. I like him to go to work happy. Hell, a couple of years back, he got one every morning one week.I have given a few blowjobs in the shower before. I will admit, doing that in the shower is a little hard on my knees.
And yeah, I'm not saying it feels great on my knees, but it's never been where I had to really tough it through. Until, you know, last week...
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OMG I peed myself when I expanded the pic...that is hilarious and obviously true
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Well, I hope that never happens again. That would suck... and not in a good way.It's been a staple for us for years. I like him to go to work happy. Hell, a couple of years back, he got one every morning one week.
And yeah, I'm not saying it feels great on my knees, but it's never been where I had to really tough it through. Until, you know, last week...
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Always look after your knees! But also, keep on sucking!It's been a staple for us for years. I like him to go to work happy. Hell, a couple of years back, he got one every morning one week.
And yeah, I'm not saying it feels great on my knees, but it's never been where I had to really tough it through. Until, you know, last week...
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Shower issue? Get a taller husband?Well, it's against Super Fellatrix rules to use a pillow. I'm tougher than that!
But... yeah, it's probably a good idea.
Not sure what to do about the shower, thought. It has a built in seat, but it's a little high so I have to bend over and tilt my head back to get the best angle, and that can leave my neck a little sore. I could just cut down on the shower BJs I guess... Fuck, no. That's crazy talk.
We have weather proof cushions on our outdoor furniture, so I could use one of those. But Hubby would ask questions, and then I'd have to tell him, and then he get worried and say we didn't have to do it that way, and then I'd be determined to show I could without a fucking cushion for my knees...
