Jade's Place

[Lastingimpressions]

I'm not too crazy about it either, but it does hide the stains from... well you know.

Ah yes...I see you've documented your adventures with some polaroid pics on this wall. Very classy.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ah yes...I see you've documented your adventures with some polaroid pics on this wall. Very classy.

Polaroid? What's that? I used my printer to print those.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Polaroid? What's that? I used my printer to print those.

Damn it. Did I just show my age?

You printed them, but who took them?

 

[JerseyJade]

Damn it. Did I just show my age?

You printed them, but who took them?

Oh, I have a camera crew that follows me around 24/7 and records everything I do. I plan on making a documentary of my life someday.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Oh, I have a camera crew that follows me around 24/7 and records everything I do. I plan on making a documentary of my life someday.

This is in addition to the biography that we're supposed to be filming? By the way, did we decide who's playing you in that movie?

 

[JerseyJade]

This is in addition to the biography that we're supposed to be filming? By the way, did we decide who's playing you in that movie?

I want Krysten Ritter to play me, but I don't think she'll want to.

https://www.thebookseller.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/krysten%20ritter.png?itok=qheKhjS2

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I want Krysten Ritter to play me, but I don't think she'll want to.

https://www.thebookseller.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/krysten%20ritter.png?itok=qheKhjS2

Oh, that's right. She'll do it. Either by convincing or kidnapping.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh, that's right. She'll do it. Either by convincing or kidnapping.

Lol

I like how you think. That's why I picked you as my manager.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Lol

I like how you think. That's why I picked you as my manager.

I know how to get stuff done. Plus, the job does have its perks. I like the method in which you pay me.

 

[JerseyJade]

I know how to get stuff done. Plus, the job does have its perks. I like the method in which you pay me.

I know. I can tell by that stupid grin on your face in the one picture that's hanging on the wall near the TV.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I know. I can tell by that stupid grin on your face in the one picture that's hanging on the wall near the TV.

Hey, Can you blame me?! You gave me three packs of Smarties that day instead of the usual two packs. That would make any man smile.

 

[Orchidea73]

Here are a few of the things I would like for Christmas this year.

• An Android tablet
• A Keurig coffee maker
• A MyPillow

And most important:

https://tenaciousrosalie.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/shemar-moore1.jpg

One night with this dude.

Who's he, girly?

So with all that said:

What do you want for Christmas this year?

A new Laptop, that I'm getting.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey, Can you blame me?! You gave me three packs of Smarties that day instead of the usual two packs. That would make any man smile.

Lol

Well you did a really good job folding cloths and changing diapers that day, so you deserved it. Just don't expect that to happen again, though.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Well, it's ABOUT time, JJ ...

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Welcome to Jade's Place

Let's be silly and have some lighthearted conversation!

I'm going to try to make this thread fun, so no drama or trolling, please.

Warning!
There is no theme to this thread.
I'll just be posting random thoughts and silly comments from time to time.
And maybe some serious ones, too.

Please feel free to do the same.

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[JerseyJade]

Who's he, girly?

Shemar Moore. I've been crushing on him for years

A new Laptop, that I'm getting.

Yay!

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, it's ABOUT time, JJ ...

Lol

I'm sorry I took so long, TOG.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Who's he, girly?



A new Laptop, that I'm getting.

Oh, we're supposed to be discussing Christmas presents?

I'm going to ask Santa for a redo of 2020. If that old man knows what's good for him, he's going to comply.

 

[Orchidea73]

Oh, we're supposed to be discussing Christmas presents?

I'm going to ask Santa for a redo of 2020. If that old man knows what's good for him, he's going to comply.

Sigh! I wish, truly.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sigh! I wish, truly.

Me too... even if it means I don't get to spend a night with Shemar Moore.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Lol

I'm sorry I took so long, TOG.

You're at the top of your game, so NP

 

[JerseyJade]

You're at the top of your game, so NP

 

[Orchidea73]

Me too... even if it means I don't get to spend a night with Shemar Moore.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Me too... even if it means I don't get to spend a night with Shemar Moore.

That's an awfully big sacrifice.

Then again, you still have me to look at when I'm folding clothes, changing diapers or performing my seductive dances while you throw candy at me.

Not one of those duties were in the contract we signed when you brought me on as your manager btw.

 

[JerseyJade]

That's an awfully big sacrifice.

Then again, you still have me to look at when I'm folding clothes, changing diapers or performing my seductive dances while you throw candy at me.

Not one of those duties were in the contract we signed when you brought me on as your manager btw.

Obviously you didn't read the really, really, really tiny print on the bottom of page 896, but it's there. Now go make dinner! I'm hungry!

 

[JerseyJade]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/154722ff49d06c54dd4360c06f04d504/tumblr_inline_mzas8upcss1rr6ht5.gif

I don't know about anyone else on here, but this is how I like to watch Netflix with my man at night, after my kids are sound asleep. Just saying.