Jacking-Off Log

[tonethebone]

I can just see it now. a national add campain staring Bob Doyle as spokes person. "Jacking off saved me from prostrate cancer". Or maybe Bill Clinton, "If I jacked off more, I'd probably stay out of trouble."

 

[rosco rathbone]

Jacks YTD

I started the log back up on 5-09-04. I count 55 jacks since then. I don't think I missed any, and I know I logged all jacks that actually occurred since then.

My record isn't too hot. That's 55 jacks in about 80 days. At that rate I am going to be at about 250/year; not counting bouts of oral intercourse with actual human women.

Jackers; I resolve this day to step up the plate and redouble my efforts. Tone the bone, you've lit a fire under my ass. One apple jack per day, to keep the doctor away on weekdays, and on weekends and days off....anything goes! Morning noon and night shall be my motto on those days.

 

[tonethebone]

So far this month of July, I'm at 29 out of 29 days. Some were double jacks, some single jacks and a quickie with the wife. It's great to here about fellow jack rabbits. Maybe discribe a session or two.

 

[rosco rathbone]

ahoy jackers

I am starting to get into the swing of this competitive jacking business.

I got one off just now.

I couldn't have done it without my membership to yahoo group smartmen ; an exclusive invite-only conclave of pornography-filesharing to which only proven, battle hardened, outspoken men are invited who have done a lot to advance the cause of male domination and misogynistic sexuality. (I contribute nothing; I'm sort of a senior oversight committee member by virtue of my past polemic activities) Their rape and humiliation files have been indispensable. Hanns, you keep me masturbating!

Today, some weird still from a RUssian prison thing with word bubbles. A gray-haired guard slams a rather blowsy-looking blonde with huge tits face down across his desk and frantically humps her from behind, face comically screwed up like Cheech smoking a bone, with the Cyrillic for oooooooooooooooo in his word bubble.

jacks ytd 56

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Today 6 pm

I had a nice long session while thinking about being the center of a large circle jerk, being covered in a coating of sperm from head to toe...

No idea where the thought came from, but it was so vivid, so real that as I came I could feel and hear the explosions of the men who surrounded me, each warm spurt of *cum* on my skin.

The position and toys were the same as always (on my back, pillows under my hips, small vibe etc.) but for some odd reason the orgasm (when it hit) was long and hard..I caught myself moaning loud enough that my children asked me if I was ok.

On a scale of 1-5 it was a perfect 4....

Luna

 

[tonethebone]

Well, it's Friday the 30th. This mornings cum makes 30 times in 30 days. This weekend I will count what's on my calendar to get a YTD count. I think I'm on track to surpass last years total of 307. Ever since I started keeping track, it just makes me want to do it more.

Today, I used a cock ring as I gazed at sweet photos of young girls. I like the poses when they look like they are just about to take a load of cum on the face or breast. Jez, I feel like doing it again.

Wifey is in for it tonight

 

[Queen Bee]

Post-coital rubbing off last night after I'd already had a couple of big orgasms. It was one of those times when the clit is so sensitized that pressing the button sets off a small but predictable charge, over and over again. After a dry week, it was like clearing the water from a garden hose, waiting for the little blurts you know are in the line.

 

[tonethebone]

Oh my God. I would love to watch QweenBee getting herself all wet. I may have to go take care of myself right now.

 

[bridgeburner]

Yesterday 6pm: surrendered to my new ritual. Truly embarassing is that the dog went and laid down before I even got to the bedroom. The look on her face said "Now is when you go to bed for 40 minutes and breathe heavy. Hurry it up, I know I get a long walk when you're done."

It's taken less than ten days for my dog to learn my current jack pattern. That's kind of creepy.

Nonetheless I rubbed out a solid 4, napped for 20 minutes and then got up to attack the unpacking and settling again. Had to make room for delivery of a daybed/couch today so that my weekend company won't have to sleep on the floor.

Had the urge at midnight but was too tired and hot to really get into it. Ended up falling asleep instead.

 

[Queen Bee]

Locked myself in the bedroom about 15 minutes ago and jackhammered my way to a silent, thrashing 8/10. Prismatic whirl of thoughts including cock biting and dykes bursting into a bathroom stall.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Christ, I don't know if I have a jack in me. I'm going to take a shower, view some malevolent pornos and give it the old schoo try. I must "tone the bone".

 

[tonethebone]

That's it, I've just about had it. Off to the company bathroom for me. Images of juicy cunt's pouring out there wetness, and beautiful thoughts of hard cocks dripping with cum has given me enough fuel for another climax. I'll give it an extra stroke for you Rosco.

 

[rosco rathbone]

That's it, I've just about had it. Off to the company bathroom for me. Images of juicy cunt's pouring out there wetness, and beautiful thoughts of hard cocks dripping with cum has given me enough fuel for another climax. I'll give it an extra stroke for you Rosco.

tone the bone, you've revolutionized jacking in one short week.

 

[Queen Bee]

Tonethebone, you're like the Eagle Scout of masturbation.

 

[bridgeburner]

I'm quite envious of you all since I have no recourse for at least another two or three hours.

And I just got all hot and bothered reading the latest BDSM Video Obscenity ruling from Canada.

You wouldn't think it would be hot, but there's this whole list of things that the videos portray and it got me thinking.

I also wondered how the judge knew anything about what exactly constitutes a cat o'nine tails and a St. Christopher's Cross. I mean, presumably he was told, but he just sprinkles these things into his brief as if everyone should know what they are. No kind of specialized knowledge at all. Kind of cool even if strange.


-B

 

[bridgeburner]

QB,

Are you a tool or a non-tool user? I've got a vibe but I rarely use it and when I do it's even rarer that I turn it on --- I find the noise irritating. Other than my positioning I've been masturbating pretty much the same way my entire life ---- almost exclusively digital although I did go through a number of years where I was particularly fond of a roll-back chair at my grandmother's house and the corner of an oak trestle table that now resides in my own dining room.


-B

 

[tonethebone]

Rosco,
I'm probably a lot older than you. I've been doing this a long time. I just want to have fun. And what feels better than a good cum?

QB,
Never made it past Boy Scouts. Do you fantasize about getting caught while you play with yourself?

BB,
Your getting me hot again when you talk to QB about how you get off. But I need to rest up for my wife tonight. She likes to watch me jackoff.

 

[bridgeburner]

She likes to watch me jackoff.

A woman after my own heart. I'm an exhibitionist's dream-date.


-B

 

[Dietrich K.]

Jeking off now, on the cam.

 

[tonethebone]

BB,
So you like to watch, do ya! Do you watch yourself?

Hello Dietrich,
That's a fine looking cock you've got. Would love to see it shoot a big blast of juice.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Jeking off now, on the cam.

You need to tone that bone, Champ. It's big; but it looks real flaccid and flabby. You need to stop showing off on cam and get back to the basics. Really hit the weights and tighten up, if you get what I'm sayin'?

Alrite? Drop & gimme 50 jacks. On the double, fucko! *whistle*

 

[bridgeburner]

Thanks, D! There's just something about watching a man spend quality time with himself. Yummy!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Oh now the Lord high Muckity Muck of *Jerk, stroke and choke* is giving out exercise advice???

(Sorry Unca..had to be said )

 

[bridgeburner]

Bone,

I've never watched myself get off although I've watched myself with lovers and I've been a "play in the mirror" sort since I was a kid. I'm an eyes closed wanker unless I'm reading.


-B

 

[bridgeburner]

Alright, Rosco, anything to report? You've just spent at least ten minutes in the vicinity of the Roman ejaculation basin. What have you got to say for yourself?

-B