Jacking-Off Log

[Guest]

I took some photographs of a girl I fuck months ago; but I just got them developed.

I have to do this picture taking thing more.

it can be a lucrative career. Just wanted to say I enjoy your style of writing-
"The paltry urges that make men do this or that---choose this seat or the other on a subway train--seem motivated by the foulest and most maleficent sadism. Furthermore; the city is sealed in by a gaseous, rainbow haze that seems fit to suck the strength from a Sampson."

 

[rosco rathbone]

it can be a lucrative career. Just wanted to say I enjoy your style of writing-
"The paltry urges that make men do this or that---choose this seat or the other on a subway train--seem motivated by the foulest and most maleficent sadism. Furthermore; the city is sealed in by a gaseous, rainbow haze that seems fit to suck the strength from a Sampson."

Thanks scott, that's mighty white of you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Repeat of yesterday's photo jack. As soon as I saw them lying on my bedside table; I had to jack. I took about 10 jacks while flipping through them and then found my favorite one and had to run for the roman ejaculatorium, just like a teenager.

 

[tonethebone]

307. That's how many times I came last year. I have a calender that I mark each time I cum. This year I'm shooting (no pun) for 365. I can't help it. I just gotta do it. Most are jacking off, the rest are with my wife. And a few are playing with my friend Mike. My jackoff buddy.

 

[bridgeburner]

Another day, another jack. It should be far more interesting to talk about considering it was a full-body muscle-clenching 4.5, but other than the intensity it was pretty standard.

I'm always curious about when I go through these phases. My tits are really sensitive but I can take a lot rougher treatment of them. I've been trying to see if I can come just from playing with my nipples and I get close, but never quite make the last hurdle.

I will endeavor to persevere, but even if I fail I'm having a good time.


-B

 

[tonethebone]

Have you tried licking and sucking your own breast?

 

[bridgeburner]

Yep, but it doesn't do much for me. It's not very comfortable and the awkwardness distracts me.

 

[tonethebone]

Never ever give up trying. There's no such thing as a bad cum. Some are just better than others. My latest kink is using cock rings and harnesses.

 

[bridgeburner]

I'm more of a pinching rolling slapping fan. I experimented with a snake-bite kit but that just goes numb after a couple minutes. I need the movement.

btw, just noticed you live in my old stomping grounds. How's the heat up there right now?

 

[tonethebone]

It was 102 Monday, 100 Tuesday, only 90 something yesterday. Starting a cooling trend. How about down there? No matter what the outside temp is, I'm sure your very hot inside.

 

[rosco rathbone]

307. That's how many times I came last year. I have a calender that I mark each time I cum. This year I'm shooting (no pun) for 365. I can't help it. I just gotta do it. Most are jacking off, the rest are with my wife. And a few are playing with my friend Mike. My jackoff buddy.

Bloody good shooting, mate! Your remarks are apropos; for I myself have a red letter day to report in the annals of masturbation: Since the jack reported above I have fired three (3) more loads this day; demonstrating outstanding vigor and virility.

 

[tonethebone]

Bad accent for a New Yorker, but damn, three more loads. How old are you, 15

 

[rosco rathbone]

How old are you, 15

One would think.

 

[bridgeburner]

Cooled off here over the last couple of days which is good news since I've taken to rubbing off in the early evening after I get home from work and this is generally before the time when the heat would break.

It's one thing to sweat from actual exertion. It's another thing to swealter just from the engergy expended blinking. When it's too hot I generally don't feel moved to indulge.....although I suppose I could run a cool bath and try it that way. All that splashing around might alert the neighbors, though.


So, yes, another typical VJ for this week. Nothing extraordinary or out of the norm but I'm still having quite strong O's and that's nothing to scoff at.

Napped for about 20 minutes afterward and then went and bought a couch.

What does it say that I spent more time masturbating than I did picking out a couch? Should I be worried? Perhaps I'm just a very efficient shopper. I was in and out of the store in 10 minutes.


-B

 

[tonethebone]

Never ever think masterbating takes up too much time. I've spent countless hours enjoying what my body gives to me.

This mornings cum was maybe a 3, out of a possible 5. But much needed, since I didn't get the chance yesterday.

 

[Queen Bee]

Bridgie's speculative thought bubble in the furniture store: "Hmm, non-sweaty, spongeable upholstery, sturdy construction, wide enough for splayed thighs. I'll take it!"

Welcome, tonethebone! Your diligence is admirable.

I have been laid low with strep throat or possibly mono and today am horny for the first time in a week. May log tonight.

 

[bridgeburner]

QB,

hahaha, those were among my thoughts as I was shopping, but I doubt I'll do much masturbating on the couch. I'd have to run around closing all the window-blinds rather than just the single set in my bedroom. My living room is surrounded in large windows and I'm on the ground floor so leaving them open is not an option.......unless I'm really looking to offend my neighbors.


-B

 

[Queen Bee]

Hey, been there, done that, as you read a few weeks ago!

I still do get off in the living room. I'm not visible from the street, and if someone invades the porch, it's at their own risk.

 

[bridgeburner]

I have been laid low with strep throat or possibly mono and today am horny for the first time in a week. May log tonight.

Have you ever had one of those flus where you're kind of hallucinatory but also horny? I convinced myself that I had cured my flu by frequent masturbation while laid up. It's probably not true, but the endorphin level mixed with the flu medicine kept me quite high for about 3 days.

Here's hoping you feel not just better, but a whole lot better.


-B

 

[Queen Bee]

I am convinced of the curative and palliative powers of masturbation. I use it frequently to purge minor illnesses, along with hot showers and pushing fluids.

Was just too weak and achey these past days, but the consort said that one night in my delirium I pawed at him and said, "I looooove yoooouuu."

Thanks for the well wishes.

 

[bridgeburner]

one night in my delirium I pawed at him and said, "I looooove yoooouuu."

The Libido That Would Not Die!!!

woo-hoo!

 

[tonethebone]

Now that everyone is feeling better. When was the last time you all came?

 

[bridgeburner]

Last night. 6:20pm. I already reported.


-B

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am convinced of the curative and palliative powers of masturbation. I use it frequently to purge minor illnesses, along with hot showers and pushing fluids.

Was just too weak and achey these past days, but the consort said that one night in my delirium I pawed at him and said, "I looooove yoooouuu."

Thanks for the well wishes.

Odd--or perhaps not so odd. I too believe in the healing powers of mastorbation or avoidance thereof.

 

[bridgeburner]

Is three people enough to start a movement? A little cult perhaps? We could go out proseletysing and converting others to our practices. Have a fund-raiser and call it Jack for Health?