Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

You've taken to jack logging like a duck to water, beebs. There's no holding you back.

 

[bridgeburner]

I figure there's no sense being half-assed about it. Giving it the old college try, wot wot.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I figure there's no sense being half-assed about it. Giving it the old college try, wot wot.

oh, i say.

smashing, beebs. simply devastating, and all that sort of thing.

 

[bridgeburner]

I feel like such a Do-Be.

 

[rosco rathbone]

*crackle*

stop skylarking on this frequency. this is the jacking-offlog, over and out.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

6/10/04

Time:12:30 am (after getting off the phone with my girl)
Place: my bedroom
Thoughts: random

ie her face down, a pair of dirty undies shoved in her mouth to stop the screaming as I wore her ass out with a black riding crop

a faceless man fucking me stupid, his hands on my throat, squeezing.

an image of a sucker that I had told her to use inside of herself and then send to me...

etc. etc...

The act: Legs up and back by my shoulders, a medium sized anal probe inserted, using a small vibe to play with my clit. It wasn't fast and furious. Was kind of long, drawn out, even half-hearted at times. Used the right hand to control the vibe, left hand to pinch my nipples.

The orgasm when it finally came (about 30 minutes later) was long and slow..more oozing than rushing. On a scale of 1-5, I would say it was a 3..about normal.

Luna

 

[mickyp123]

Got talked into a strop by a lady on lit giving me erotic chat, never done that before loads of pru cum and about 2 tbl spoonsful,
Try it.

 

[vierge]

I pictured Rosco on his knees before me and licking in between my legs like a good boy.

Got a pretty good thing going until he talked.

Then I just closed my legs and went to bed. =]

 

[mickyp123]

I pictured Rosco on his knees before me and licking in between my legs like a good boy.

Got a pretty good thing going until he talked.

Then I just closed my legs and went to bed. =]

God your deep.

 

[vierge]

God your deep.

It was meant for hilarity, not for sincerity, pin cushion.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Got two off this AM, one @ 4 & one just now.

Both rather satisfying. Deep pulsing old mangasms, not frantic jizzslinging teengasms. The nuts of a patriarch, a father of many children, by young wives natch. Old billygoat nuts.

Repeat fantasy, can't go into that right now. Some things need to be kept close to the vest.

I shot the first one in the predawn darkness, half-asleep, and then immediately afterwards flicked on the light over the ejaculation looking-glass in order to check the seed for colour, consistency, texture and volume as it slid down the maw of the roman ejaculation basin. For a split-second, I was greeted by a heart-stopping sight: the seed was a brilliant blue-green translucent gel! Like seeds by which an alien patriarch might beget a race of tentacled overlords. Then I came to my senses. My sleepy eyes had lit upon a blob of Crest Toothpaste. I need to scrub the ejaculation basin. Woman's work. Bah!

 

[mickyp123]

It was meant for hilarity, not for sincerity, pin cushion.

oh, humour sorry, ha, ha,

 

[Queen Bee]

I shot the first one in the predawn darkness, half-asleep, and then immediately afterwards flicked on the light over the ejaculation looking-glass in order to check the seed for colour, consistency, texture and volume as it slid down the maw of the roman ejaculation basin. For a split-second, I was greeted by a heart-stopping sight: the seed was a brilliant blue-green translucent gel! Like seeds by which an alien patriarch might beget a race of tentacled overlords. Then I came to my senses. My sleepy eyes had lit upon a blob of Crest Toothpaste. I need to scrub the ejaculation basin. Woman's work. Bah!

Primordial ooze!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Got one off early morning and one just now.

Normal imagery content. Averaeg nuts.

 

[bridgeburner]

Fri: 6:20p standard VJ, standard fantasy O-Rating : 3.5

Sat: 1:30a, same, same O-Rating: 4.5

Sat: 12:40p variation on the theme -- no time to expound presently O-Rating: 5 and rather noisy

Sat: 8:15 decided I needed the flush of face and sparkle of eye before I headed out for the evening's entertainment. Quick and to the point and done in about 8 minutes O-Rating: 3.5

Sunday: no jacks


-B

 

[bridgeburner]

6-14-05 : Got home around 5:30 with high anxiety because I was anticipating a confrontation with my roommate. I was notified yesterday that I've been approved for the apartment I looked at so I intended to give notice when I got home.

But when I got home she was sleeping or something. So I settled down to wait. I didn't want to miss her when she came out of her room.

All the anxiety was making me want to go take the edge off with a quick jack, but I was sure that if I retired to my room to indulge that would be the moment she woke up and emerged from her den.

So I waited some more and read a crime thriller where it appears there's a porn ring kidnapping, raping and filming young women from the horse circuit around Palm Beach.

And that of course did nothing to quell my libido.

Finally around 9:30 I realized that she just wasn't going to come out of her room so I went to bed.

Focused on a remembered scene from another book with a drugged victim totally passed out and assaulted. Dunno what about it gets me so hot but it's a pretty reliable image for me.

13 minutes O-Rating: 4


And as I drifted off to sleep I heard my roommate finally come out of her room.

Ah well, I'll give notice today instead. The important thing is that I'm moving. Hooray for me!!!



-B

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yeah, I got one off last night, first in about several weeks. Letting my mind drift back to all the lovely ladies whose thighs I have lain between in times past. Not usually one for nostalgia jacks but there you have it. An off the cuff type of orgasm; suave and sleepy, with wrist action like a Rat Packer rolling the dice one more time before going to pass out next to a high class hooker.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Got one off today about noon. It was rather cold in my air-conditioning. I'd taken some pills to cure a hangover headache.

A repetition of previous nostalgia jack. This is a new theme for me. In old age, the fountains of memory are, they say, ever-flowing. At conclusion, it all narrowed down to the ass cheeks I have known in my time. Fondled, beaten, clutched and fucked. I think at the precise moment of conclusion I was thinking about a white-skinned poet who I used to stand against a wall with orders to keep her lower back arched and knees locked. And then I would have intercourse with her various nether orifices.

I let out a rather humorous OO Oo oo oo sound when I shot it.

 

[Phoenix Stone]

hijack

shhhh, just stalking rr!


end hijack (and pun)

 

[rosco rathbone]

Father I cannot tell a lie. I got one off just now; a self-referential orgasm jack with little to no mental content. Just watching myself in the mental mirror and feeling the vesicles go bangity-bang. A heremetic jack. One imagines the sexual lives of long-term convicts or monastic shutins as being rather similar. After long dissociation from the world, externally derived fantasy material fades away from sheer overuse and the mind is left contemplating itself; with nothing but the sheer physical urge. A narcicissm devoid of self-love. I seem to recall Jack Henry Abbott writing about this in The Belly Of The Beast . Likewise one might reference Genet's Divine, sucking himself off in a prison cell, the "Orobourous" or snake which devours it's own tail.

 

[Queen Bee]

Or maybe you're just hot.

I've hardly been jacking lately; all of my sexual energy has been redirected into wholesome home improvement projects. Martha Stewart must be some kind of supah-freak.

I did have one a couple of nights ago, in my darkenened living room, working the Wahl vibe and reading Lit stories for inspiration. My new living room is long, with front door centered on one long side and flanked by big windows. I haven't bought draperies yet, so they are only veiled by the lace sheers left by the previous owner.

I sat with feet propped up on the desk, maneuvering the power tool, mostly but not entirely concealed by the back of my husband's big leather computer chair. I was startled by a knock at the door -- at 9:30, practically the middle of the night!!

Fuck. Clicked off the vibe and hurled it into the drawer, switched off the monitor. Fervently hoped that my visitor wasn't looking in the window as I wriggled back into my pants. Fumbled with the locks on the door and finally opened it to reveal a neighbor who was dropping by to introduce herself and drop off some mail.

She stepped back when I opened the door and looked wary and freaked, almost frightened. Was it because of the dark? Because I looked sexually disheveled? Or had she seen me? Nothing like establishing yourself as the weirdo pervy exhibitionist neighbor right off the bat.

I was embarrassed and dismayed, but that didn't stop me from picking up where I left off, and it didn't even stop me from incorporating her into the subsequent imagery. Climax was medium-strong, maybe a 7, with sensation pooling at the juncture of thighs and buttocks.

 

[bridgeburner]

ooooh, I fucking hate to be interrupted. It makes me pretty violently angry.

Not that there's been much to interrupt of late. I haven't been keeping good notes, but sprinkle five or six jacks into the last two weeks most rating in the 2.5 - 3.5 range.


Perhaps it's the moon.

 

[rosco rathbone]

flea, you are the best. If you didn't exist it would be neccesary to invent you.

beebs, that is not jack logging. That is the equivalent of saying to the trig teacher "i haven't done my homework in five or six weeks but there were quite a lot of sines and cosines as i recall and some cotangents too".

lame. not up to par. NQOKD.

 

[bridgeburner]

sigh.

Yes, Mr. Rathbone.... I'll try to do better. Just...could we not call my parents about this, please?

 

[rosco rathbone]

sigh.

Yes, Mr. Rathbone.... I'll try to do better. Just...could we not call my parents about this, please?

No. F for the term. And I'll be telling your father about this over golf at the club this Sunday.