Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

Monday night:
recalcitrant wives being stropped on their bare bottoms to teach them respect. "some punished wives may need to show gratitude on their knees by satisfying their husbands orally"

 

[naughtycakes]

Monday night:
recalcitrant wives being stropped on their bare bottoms to teach them respect. "some punished wives may need to show gratitude on their knees by satisfying their husbands orally"

Umm, your siggie?

Thanks

 

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[MechaBlade]

Slideshow Mishaps

I'm watching Bree Olson get dicked deep in the dirtbox, getting close and my mind starts to wander, as it is wont to do. Also, as my mind does every now and then--maybe 5% of the time--my mind pulls out someone completely unexpected and generally considered unsexy. This time it was a coworker who others have compared to the character Marcy D'Arcy because of her personality and looks.

My first reaction whenever this type of thing happens is to immediately think of someone else, like whoever I'm crushing on at the moment. But I decide to go with it (after all, it's not a dude and not a relative) and picture her with her wrinkled brown eye wrapped tight around my johnson, looking back at me with those crazy eyes.

I always cum harder when new unexpected slides get inserted into the slideshow and this time is no exception. I don't even have time to complete my bittersweet mental picture and I pop off like a geyser, probably with a confused look on my face.

I think anyone who is almost close to that grey area of fuckability can make for a good slideshow mishap. Maybe. Now I have to sit and figure out whether this woman is fuckable or not, and what's wrong with my id.

 

[MechaBlade]

http://video.*********/video225274/...tied_whipped_winter_sky_and_master_mark_davis

this just... three minutes in and then literally two strokes of my fingers over my cunt, oh god, I need sex!

wow, that is a good video.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FUaQpeZZeQM/SqhXmqzCiCI/AAAAAAAAEPc/_RvZl2D2b2w/s800/alia_oily_tits07.jpg

Ahhhhhh Alia Janine.

Buddha bless you and your swanging, pendulous, heavy, huge natural titties, attached to a real woman's body that has no desire to pretend it's eighteen years old. Just think of the liters of seething, hot curdy cum you've coaxed from my cock and the cocks of other countless men across the universe, fantasizing about taking you as they would a common scullery wench and selfishly inseminating you for that brief moment of ultimate pleasure. The number must be staggering to behold.

 

[The Gimp]

Keeping either a jacking off or a sex log would take almost as much effort as balancing my checkbook. Although doing so is a pain in the ass, I take the time to balance my checkbook because doing so helps improve my quality of life. A jacking off log would discourage me from jacking off because I don't want to bother with having to keep track.

 

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[Palba_Noruda]

Nice one there, K.

I got here too late.

Blowjob questionaire in darkroom lounge.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Keeping either a jacking off or a sex log would take almost as much effort as balancing my checkbook. Although doing so is a pain in the ass, I take the time to balance my checkbook because doing so helps improve my quality of life. A jacking off log would discourage me from jacking off because I don't want to bother with having to keep track.

I just make hashmarks in my journal. 5 yesterday!

 

[Batch]

Don't know was the last time I jacked. Or jilled.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Don't know was the last time I jacked. Or jilled.

Copycat

 

[Batch]

Copycat

I almost feel the thrill or ripples of desire.... almost. Must slip into you more often.

 

[rosco rathbone]

You keep posting and I think it's me. You don't realize how much you use the av the quickly identify the person.

 

[Batch]

You keep posting and I think it's me. You don't realize how much you use the av the quickly identify the person.

I do the same thing, when I was using Byron, (oh I like that term) I thought he was talking and not me. Avatars are the only identifying signal I go by, as a result I am quite ... beside myself, too.

 

[thør]

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Every story needs a hook

 

[rosco rathbone]

Speaking of jacking, I've been having a lot of explosive Os lately. Sometimes up to four, five per diem.

 

[Batch]

I got nothing.

 

[thør]

I got nothing.

maybe you need some jacking on?

 

[Batch]

maybe you need some jacking on?

Maybe.

Maybe I do.
But not bukkake.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Use it or lose it people.

Tighten up.

Tone the bone.

 

[thør]

Maybe.

Maybe I do.
But not bukkake.

just friends.......

 

[Batch]

just friends.......

It is the furthest thing of importance in life at the moment. Maybe a little bit more into my vacation time...