Jacking-Off Log

[Palba_Noruda]

Morning jack
Watching cartoons
and by cartoons
I mean porn

Was trying to keep it
all amateur
until I got to the
Massive wild group fucking party
Which normally wouldn't
do much for me
but today it did

 

[bridgeburner]

Two nights in a row I have jacked to blissful completion running a scenario from the new movie GAMER in my head.

It's a bit of a departure for me since it's only one guy rather than a gang and the female isn't restrained by anything but nano-technology, but I'm seriously perving on the idea that there are essentially three men's consciousnesses involved and all of them know or at least suspect the female is really not into it.

I'm such a sicko.

 

[MechaBlade]

Two nights in a row I have jacked to blissful completion running a scenario from the new movie GAMER in my head.

It's a bit of a departure for me since it's only one guy rather than a gang and the female isn't restrained by anything but nano-technology, but I'm seriously perving on the idea that there are essentially three men's consciousnesses involved and all of them know or at least suspect the female is really not into it.

I'm such a sicko.

Does a female avatar get raped? Because I will go and see that tonight if that happens in the movie.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

Carrot sounds too pointy.

Yeah, I had a guy try to stick a carrot in my pussy sans condom and it hurt like crazy. I was tied up face down at the time so couldn't do much else than scream and freak out, wondering what the hell he was doing. When I asked him what the fuck, afterwards, he said it was supposed to feel like razor blades. It kinda did, ugh.

You know, it really wasn't a problem
The skinny end was about the diameter of my pinky
A pretty slender carrot
Plus I threw a rubber on the sucker
Just for shits
(Sorry, poor choice of words)
Pretty much only felt it around the ring
No prostate action to speak of
But whatever
It's not going anywhere

Afterwards I ate the carrot.



J/K!

 

[bridgeburner]

Does a female avatar get raped? Because I will go and see that tonight if that happens in the movie.

There's no actual sex, but it's clear that she's been submitting to sex she doesn't want as a part of her job as an avatar and the particular scene I'm thinking of --- with another avatar by the name of Rick Rape --- gave me all kinds of mental jollies to play with.

It would be especially hot for those with mind-control fantasies.

 

[naughtycakes]

That's good stuff, NC.

Check this out: http://www.*********.com/Slave-Dolls-2-Katsumi-Scene-2/video108801/

ETA: You have to enter the word "spank wire" for the ******** in that link.

Wow, watching it now, super fucking hot.

I <3 Mark Davis.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

That's good stuff, NC.

Check this out: http://www.*********.com/Slave-Dolls-2-Katsumi-Scene-2/video108801/

ETA: You have to enter the word "spank wire" for the ******** in that link.

Started with that. Finished with Brazilian Carnaval Orgy. Normally neither would be my cup of tea, I guess I'm expanding my horizons.

 

[LemonheadLover]

quick...one finger continuously rubbing the clit in quick circles until I came...10 min total elapse time ... daydreaming of extra special cyber buddy that I only get to see occasionally... medium sized O...not the most intense I've had not the least either.

 

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Wow, watching it now, super fucking hot.

I <3 Mark Davis.

apart from deepthroating right after anal. yes I'm squeamish and vanilla

 

[naughtycakes]

Made myself cum on the dance floor Saturday night, watching a band I hadn't seen in ages. I was dancing by myself - friends were having drinks - and I was a bit intoxicated and right at the climax of the song I pulled my trigger, clenched my teeth and grunted one out.

Did the same thing a couple days ago bike riding, also at the climax of the song I was listening to, thinking about what I had done on the dance floor, made myself cum on my bike, a little, quick one, just to see if I could. I think I probably ground my pussy into the seat a bit afterward, but I doubt anybody noticed.

apart from deepthroating right after anal. yes I'm squeamish and vanilla

Yeah, that's just fucking disgusting, but I glossed right over it.

 

[banes27]

apart from deepthroating right after anal. yes I'm squeamish and vanilla

I quite liked that bit, but I guess that's just me being into something a bit more... naughty.

 

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I quite liked that bit, but I guess that's just me being into something a bit more... naughty.

I didn't mind seeing it but it made it hard for me to visualise me doing it because I won't lick shit of any dick, even if it's MY shit.

 

[banes27]

I didn't mind seeing it but it made it hard for me to visualise me doing it because I won't lick shit of any dick, even if it's MY shit.

Yeah, well the thing with porn is, it is a bit overdone. They tend to use an anal douche and completely clean the woman's ass. Then, generally but not always, just before she goes ass-to-mouth, they actually pause filming and wash the guys cock. The first step is a near universal in anal porn but the second is only done sometimes, and generally it depends on what the woman's willing to do, but generally the chances of there being any actual shit is reduced in porn (unless it's scat of course )

 

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Yeah, well the thing with porn is, it is a bit overdone. They tend to use an anal douche and completely clean the woman's ass. Then, generally but not always, just before she goes ass-to-mouth, they actually pause filming and wash the guys cock. The first step is a near universal in anal porn but the second is only done sometimes, and generally it depends on what the woman's willing to do, but generally the chances of there being any actual shit is reduced in porn (unless it's scat of course )

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better about it or not!

 

[banes27]

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better about it or not!

Well personally, I don;t think it's something you do in real life unless you're really really really into th sex at the time and it just kind of happens (see Clerks 2 ) but in porn it's just the on-screen realisation of the ass-to-mouth fantasy. So, really, the porn method is done because it is a fantasy, and might actually have a lot of problems which need to be taken out first but in real life it just kind of happens, and rarely. That's how I justify liking it in porn, but I'd never ask anyone in real life to do it.

 

[Powertone]

http://www.gifsy.com/two_gif/images/104.gif

 

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[naughtycakes]

I can't stop. last night in the shower after I had shaved. then this morning I'm imagining him slipping an ass hook inside me and braiding my hair to it so my head is pulled right back. I'm bent forward and the fuck toy is eating my clit as he slides into my cunt, sometimes pulling right out and slipping it into the fuck toy's mouth. I'm crying with frustration and I'm trying really hard not to cum because I said I wouldn't but then I imagine fuck toy two in front of me and he pushes his cock into my mouth, the familiar curve slipping into my throat and I just cum, silently under the covers. I mail him and apologise, promise not to do it again and then rosco makes a joke post and sets me off again and I'm furtively hiding in the bathroom hoping no one will come in. I pinch my clit which is all swollen btween the the index and middle fingers of my left hand and the fingers of my right hand run the length of my slit and furiously flick over my clit and then fuck my cunt, it's so wet and hot and swollen. I know he's gonna be furious. already threatended to cancel his trip but I have to do it I have to get release and it runs over my fingers leaving me flushed and panting and light headed...

Mmmm, nice, you may set off a chain reaction

 

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Mmmm, nice, you may set off a chain reaction

well if you do and post then I may have to again. if a throw away line can set me off...

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm totally doing it to thoughts of mountain creases.

 

[mandy1212]

I can't stop. last night in the shower after I had shaved. then this morning I'm imagining him slipping an ass hook inside me and braiding my hair to it so my head is pulled right back. I'm bent forward and the fuck toy is eating my clit as he slides into my cunt, sometimes pulling right out and slipping it into the fuck toy's mouth. I'm crying with frustration and I'm trying really hard not to cum because I said I wouldn't but then I imagine fuck toy two in front of me and he pushes his cock into my mouth, the familiar curve slipping into my throat and I just cum, silently under the covers. I mail him and apologise, promise not to do it again and then rosco makes a joke post and sets me off again and I'm furtively hiding in the bathroom hoping no one will come in. I pinch my clit which is all swollen btween the the index and middle fingers of my left hand and the fingers of my right hand run the length of my slit and furiously flick over my clit and then fuck my cunt, it's so wet and hot and swollen. I know he's gonna be furious. already threatended to cancel his trip but I have to do it I have to get release and it runs over my fingers leaving me flushed and panting and light headed...

Jesus Christ, that was a hot post. You may have started an engorged clitoris mexican wave type-thing!

But I'm heading out tonight so I gotta be quick...

Thanks for that.

 

[Luk]

Jesus Christ, that was a hot post. You may have started an engorged clitoris mexican wave type-thing!

But I'm heading out tonight so I gotta be quick...

Thanks for that.

Shaddup and look at the face thread. I re-posted the St. Patrick's Day pic.

 

[mandy1212]

Shaddup and look at the face thread. I re-posted the St. Patrick's Day pic.

Impatient little fucker arent you?

 

[Peregrinator]

Impatient little fucker arent you?

*pouncetacklefuckhello!*

 

[mandy1212]

*pouncetacklefuckhello!*

Hey there! Haven't been chatting to you for a while.
Work has been crazy. How've you been?

That was a pleasant surprise I must say! Will have a 'glow' about me tonight!