Jacking-Off Log

[naughtycakes]

Can you imagine how much seed and vaginal saliva have been produced by 10k jacks??

You could swim laps in it.

And it's all catalogued for you pervy pleasure.

 

[lemmesee]

I woke up early this morning with some very good wood....so I decided to make use of it....and I did so....

 

[tortoise]

OY!

Huzzah!

 

[Saint Peter]

Tort! King of the jackeroffers!!

I hope you have been well, my friend.

 

[tortoise]

Also, congrats on 10,000 posts, rapscallion.

A true monument to Onan.

 

[tortoise]

Tort! King of the jackeroffers!!

I hope you have been well, my friend.

Pedro! Good to see you. Things are indeed beautiful, hereabouts. Once again, it is springtime in my pants.

I hope all is well with you?

However, if I'm King, rosco must be God.

if man is 5
if man is 5
if man is 5
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
and if the devil is 6
then god is 7
then god is 7
then god is 7
this monkey's gone to heaven

 

[Saint Peter]

Pedro! Good to see you. Things are indeed beautiful, hereabouts. Once again, it is springtime in my pants.

I hope all is well with you?

However, if I'm King, rosco must be God.

if man is 5
if man is 5
if man is 5
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6
and if the devil is 6
then god is 7
then god is 7
then god is 7
this monkey's gone to heaven

Excellent!

Life is good here, thanks. Please tell Sargent Stadanko hello for me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Also, congrats on 10,000 posts, rapscallion.

A true monument to Onan.

Well, well the prodigal returns.

/kills the fatted calf

 

[tortoise]

Excellent!

Life is good here, thanks. Please tell Sargent Stadanko hello for me.

Hah! I shall indeed give her your regards.

 

[Collette]

Excellent!

Life is good here, thanks. Please tell Sargent Stadanko hello for me.

Hello, you!

 

[tortoise]

Well, well the prodigal returns.

/kills the fatted calf

*bathes in its blood*

 

[Saint Peter]

Hello, you!

WoW!



It is great to see both of you. I hope he is buying you all kinds of cool stuff.

 

[Collette]

WoW!



It is great to see both of you. I hope he is buying you all kinds of cool stuff.

Ha! Yes, he spoils me ridiculously. (Including the AV attire.) He's visiting in a couple of weeks so I'm putting him to work in the kitchen.

Hope everything is wonderfully well with you!


*waves to Rosco*

 

[tortoise]

Heh.

Like, f'rinstance, that outfit she is sporting so deliciously in her av.

And I get to peel it off her in two weeks.

*fucksnarl*

 

[rosco rathbone]

Looking fit, Collette. What's your abs routine?

 

[Collette]

Looking fit, Collette. What's your abs routine?

Thanks! I'm doing mostly compound exercises (squats, push-ups, pull-downs, etc.) that hit the core by default, rather than ab specific. Still, the biggest thing has been eating cleaner.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

10,000 POSTS!!!!

This is a milestone for the GB, folks. Ten thousand masturbations logged. The JOL has come a long way since its humble beginnings long ago, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for playing your part.

*raises a glass*

Given the seminal nature of this thread's raison d'être, I don't wanna ask what was in that glass, do I?

 

[Batch]

10,000 POSTS!!!!

This is a milestone for the GB, folks. Ten thousand masturbations logged. The JOL has come a long way since its humble beginnings long ago, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for playing your part.

*raises a glass*

oh dear, the silliness of the previous posts...

lol

 

[rosco rathbone]

Thanks! I'm doing mostly compound exercises (squats, push-ups, pull-downs, etc.) that hit the core by default, rather than ab specific. Still, the biggest thing has been eating cleaner.

That seems to be the trend.

Given the seminal nature of this thread's raison d'être, I don't wanna ask what was in that glass, do I?

Vodky. Goes straight to the balls and stimulates the production of seed.

oh dear, the silliness of the previous posts...

lol

I was in a panic lest someone else should nab the coveted 10kth post.

 

[1HF]

I was going to follow Rosco's good advice and try and wait a week, since I've become somewhat bored with jacking lately.

That lasted for all of 2 hours, then while dozing in the sun I had a little daydream and woke up more inspired than I have been in a few weeks.

It was lovely.

 

[MechaBlade]

10,000 POSTS!!!!

This is a milestone for the GB, folks. Ten thousand masturbations logged. The JOL has come a long way since its humble beginnings long ago, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for playing your part.

*raises a glass*

Good show, old boy.

 

[luxey313]

I missed all your inspiration, jackers.

oy oy oy!!!

10k loads of fun, R.
congrats

 

[hogjack]

the biggest thing has been eating cleaner.

For a long time I was impressed by the effectivness of Tilex Mildew Remover [chugging a 16 oz portion in the morning] but recently I switched to Fantastik All Purpose Cleaner With Orange Oil. Not only does it taste great but it really kills my appetite.

 

[tortoise]

For a long time I was impressed by the effectivness of Tilex Mildew Remover [chugging a 16 oz portion in the morning] but recently I switched to Fantastik All Purpose Cleaner With Orange Oil. Not only does it taste great but it really kills my appetite.

You need to get your hands on that new Formula 410. The pounds will just fly off.

 

[rosco rathbone]

How Not To Do It

This chick is why I lost interest in white girls. Her little "I'm so clever and cute and sarcastic" act is so familiar and annoying:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244334/candi-flips-off-joe/

This girl isn't much to look at , but I liked this video a lot, mainly because of the pudgy, oddly boyish "Joe The Pervert" and his pear-shaped white hairy body. I love how she keeps crying "NO!"....like "No, I can't believe I thought it would be a good idea to do this!".

http://www.youporn.com/watch/244782/joe-fucks-tiffany/