Jacking-Off Log

[Hester]

Don't speak so fast. I hear Hester just PRETENDS to be asleep.

i don't see the problem.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Your post rosco is by far the coolest I've seen on here... Keep up the great work! BTW, I didn't jack off today.

You really like that inaugural post, eh. You keep quoting it....

 

[Hester]

i had great plans for today but instead i'm heading upstairs for a wank and a nap.

toodles.

 

[Checkers]

I had a wank earlier, cleaned up and was happy with myself. The paper towel I used for clean up is soaked and in the trash can next to my desk. Every 15 min or so I smell a light scent of cum.

It makes me want to go for another.

 

[MechaBlade]

I wonder if Mecha is prepared to sacrifice his butt for his partner's pleasure?

Nope!

The only woman I've ever heard of liking pegging is T.H. Oughts, so I figure it's pretty safe.

he's a cruel & selfish lover.

That's true, and yet, not true at all.

I had a wank earlier, cleaned up and was happy with myself. The paper towel I used for clean up is soaked and in the trash can next to my desk. Every 15 min or so I smell a light scent of cum.

It makes me want to go for another.

There are few things hotter than a woman that gets off on her own body. Men, not as much. But it doesn't stop me from getting off on mine.

 

[Andraste]

That's true, and yet, not true at all.

you mean you'll stick your tongue up my arse because i like it?

 

[MechaBlade]

you mean you'll stick your tongue up my arse because i like it?

You're subby, it's different when I sleep with vanilla girls.

 

[Andraste]

You're subby, it's different when I sleep with vanilla girls.

discrimination!

my arse demands equal tongue rights.

 

[basic_desires]

discrimination

You're subby, it's different when I sleep with vanilla girls.

...I'm curious, does the arse of a subby taste different from the arse of a vanilla girl?...

 

[Hester]

if i keep it up i will be in the double digits before dinner.

 

[tortoise]

if i keep it up i will be in the double digits before dinner.

Oh. Keep it up. Nobody likes a quitter.

 

[bisexplicit]

Things that disgust me are my favorite to masturbate myself to, now.

Waves of nausea precede the waves of orgasm.

Today it was a story about hairy lesbian foot fucking. The only part of it that is slightly erotic to me is the lesbianism - the vivid descriptions of matronly women with large, stretched out holes, and some young woman's foot being pushed into them...well, it sickens me.

As fucked up as it is, I enjoy forcing myself to get off to things I don't like.

 

[Andraste]

my cunt is still twitching.
still got tears in my eyes.
came so easily after thinking so long.
...personality switches, torn clothes, slapped skin, dry entry.
wanting all the wrong things from the right man.

rub it bitch.

 

[bridgeburner]

I've been abstaining on purpose the last few days and I think it's starting to work.

This morning I dreamt I was back at the local annual Scottish Games festival only it was also vaguely like the Ren Faire. I had hurried back on my own on the last day of the games to buy shoes. As I stood in line I kept feeling something prodding at me and brushing against me --- classic frotteurism, right? Wrong. I was being "nibbled at" by sheep......except they were sheep-shaped pot-holders and the guy wearing them kept pretending that they were real sheep and he had no control over them.

And, yes, it was turning me on enough to be interesting until the alarm clock woke me up.

I'm giving it another couple of days. I don't want to jump the gun and let off steam and then be disappointed.

 

[RawHumor]

As fucked up as it is, I enjoy forcing myself to get off to things I don't like.

I love that... though I'd rather be the one forcing you...

 

[bisexplicit]

I love that... though I'd rather be the one forcing you...

And I'd rather have someone force me, but in lieu of someone else, I have taken to forcing things upon myself.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Things that disgust me are my favorite to masturbate myself to, now.

So, you mean, all those times you said I made you wet...

*weeping like a little girl* You fucking bitch!

 

[bisexplicit]

So, you mean, all those times you said I made you wet...

*weeping like a little girl* You fucking bitch!

Men who weep like little girls disgust me. Keep crying and I'll jerk my clit, kay?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Men who weep like little girls disgust me. Keep crying and I'll jerk my clit, kay?

When I sob, like a brokendown little bitch, I do this really high-pitched whine, typically followed by nonsensical blubbering and incoherent tear-choked words.

Now touch yourself, bitch!

 

[bisexplicit]

When I sob, like a brokendown little bitch, I do this really high-pitched whine, typically followed by nonsensical blubbering and incoherent tear-choked words.

Now touch yourself, bitch!

...Would you be offended if I found that too unattractive to even force myself to masturbate to?

 

[Andraste]

not awake enough to jack.
sleepy hand sliding under my pillow to retrieve the vibe.
holding it on my arse with thoughts of your tongue.
barely moving, barely breathing.
wetter, hungrier, still half asleep.
moving to my clit...no rubbing, no thinking, just holding it there, letting it build, imagining your weight on me.
silent, spasming orgasm.
rolling over to sleep, to dream of you again.

 

[MechaBlade]

discrimination!

my arse demands equal tongue rights.

Shut up and bend over.

...I'm curious, does the arse of a subby taste different from the arse of a vanilla girl?...

Almost.

if i keep it up i will be in the double digits before dinner.

I definitely wouldn't have won that jacking contest, had we ever done that.

As fucked up as it is, I enjoy forcing myself to get off to things I don't like.

Good training for what I'm going to do to you.

 

[QreeSRdr]

Conversation running through my head...the promise of what it would be. Tenderness turning to urgency turning to demands. A sweet kiss, flick of the tongue, nip of the teeth on tender inner thigh flesh.

My rabbit and I spent a very enjoyable 25 minutes together last night. KY warming jelly slicking up all of the right places...the little bunny vibrating fast and hard right on my clit while I fucked myself with the thick pink cock. The pearls rotating right at my entrance with the vibe deep inside. My knees bent and open wide...one hand working the vibrator, the fingers of my other hand in my mouth. Cumming in an explosive rush lifting my hips off the bed to meet my imaginary lovers thrusts...hands roaming my own body...teasing my nipples. My voice loud in the darkness...yes. yes. yes...

Ok, that was fucking hot.

 

[Andraste]

mid morning.
in bed too late.
flickering the vibe on my clit.

thinking about ropes.
thinking about loss of power.
thinking about an orgasm gently forced from me.
thinking about a cock slid inside to feel the aftershocks.
thinking about urgently adding another orgasm to mingle with mine.

 

[Andraste]

early evening...

taking a pic or two, getting lost in thoughts of her.

fucking my own arse a little, playing with my tits, *click click click*

she has me tied, spread eagle, forcing vibrations onlt my clit.

i'm humping my toy, turned up too high for comfort, edging closer.

she's holding it there, too high for comfort, telling me that her little whore is going to cum for her now.

i'm cumming, harder than i have in a long time, calling out her name.