Jacking-Off Log

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the release the valve
the tension
the return to normalcy

if it is not given its way

terrible things happen...
 
Batchoohus said:
the release the valve
the tension
the return to normalcy

if it is not given its way

terrible things happen...

Some of us were born to fuck with dark powers. I survived 480 Volts DC...what can a sperm overload do to me, except for stretch my testosticles to the breaking point.
 
Oh, Sage One

you are beyond the grasshopper stage of maturity

and have ascended beyond the ken of most mortals
in awareness
 
jaying log

a get back to sleep one

normal fantasies for me

at 3:30 am
took so long
pushing the weird shit out
brain always arguing with the less appetizing aspects
Normal straight
sex
took till 5 or so to find
release
not too extraordinary
did not get to go back to sleep
 
Batchoohus said:
Oh, Sage One

you are beyond the grasshopper stage of maturity

and have ascended beyond the ken of most mortals
in awareness

So true.

Only one who is on the most intimate terms with the Light

Can dare the darkness.

*a sound of chinese temple bells is heard*
 
*a gentle whisper of wind through the bamboo forest*

thus ascendancy dances along the ancient path

between the two

only to discover they are one in the same
 
Oh yeah, you can see the JT in the corner.

My grandfather was a master carpenter and made a chess set out of all the Alice In Wonderland characters. Perfectly carved in full detail from the Teneil engravings. My brother got it.
 
Late last night/early morning I had a jill about making men pay to have sex with me and then giving my boyfriend the money. The O knocked me unconscious with a happy sleepy smile.
 
nightlola said:
Late last night/early morning I had a jill about making men pay to have sex with me and then giving my boyfriend the money. The O knocked me unconscious with a happy sleepy smile.

Peepers and spies, spies and peepers.
 
i had a dream last night about jiggly butts. women dropping their drawers and showing me that their cheeks were plump and dimply and jiggly, bending over, standing up, up and down on their toes to exaggerate it.

i think wrathbone's swollen testosticles were projecting into my astral space.
 
Hester said:
i had a dream last night about jiggly butts. women dropping their drawers and showing me that their cheeks were plump and dimply and jiggly, bending over, standing up, up and down on their toes to exaggerate it.

i think wrathbone's swollen testosticles were projecting into my astral space.
so it would seem.
 
insomnia rub.

no toys, no fingers inside, just rubbing it out.

sweet pill to swallow.
 
Question from a chick.

I was poking around and came across this thread. Seeing as it was entitled, "The jerking-off log" I wondered if it was geared more for the male persuasion? If not, then I'd love to join the conversation.
 
all welcome....

purrringpussy said:
I was poking around and came across this thread. Seeing as it was entitled, "The jerking-off log" I wondered if it was geared more for the male persuasion? If not, then I'd love to join the conversation.
:) It may look that way but is certainly not. Many females have given hot accounts of their little private activities and there's nothing to stop you from sharing yours :D
 
purrringpussy said:
I was poking around and came across this thread. Seeing as it was entitled, "The jerking-off log" I wondered if it was geared more for the male persuasion? If not, then I'd love to join the conversation.
yup, you can see from the av that my wang is huge.
 
purrringpussy said:
Well in that case, let me pull out my daily log and recite it for all of you. (LOL)
omg DAILY log....that sounds very promising, what are you waiting for....
 
basic_desires said:
omg DAILY log....that sounds very promising, what are you waiting for....
i dunno.

i had had a daily log but internal splinters suck.

now i use a vibe instead.
 
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