Jacking-Off Log

[Saint Peter]

Not to break balls, son, but that's not jacking. That's a sex act.

Jacking happens alone, like death.

There is a fine line between jacking and being jacked.

 

[Boomerpw]

My fantasies are easier to post than many peoples' because no matter how extreme they get, they are always things I want done to myself, not things I want to do to others.

Speaking of fantasies...

Mine usually involve women that I know. As George Carlin once said, "hey, this could actually happen!" So ladies, the next time you see your husband's or boyfriend's buddies, rest assured that they've "done you".

 

[rosco rathbone]

Speaking of fantasies...

Mine usually involve women that I know. As George Carlin once said, "hey, this could actually happen!" So ladies, the next time you see your husband's or boyfriend's buddies, rest assured that they've "done you".

I can get started on a jack by almost anything, but once I get rolling, I almost always revert not only to people I already know, but to sex acts I've already committed. For someone with such a good imagination, I'm a terrible fantasist come conclusion time.

 

[tortoise]

I'm a perv in sheep's clothing, manseed. I've been at this forum long enough to have made a lot of friends, some of them in real life, and I think I'm missing the old anonymity of yore.

Okay.

Post what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Just don't get soft on us. That would rattle my foundation something fierce. An eerily vertiginous thought.

 

[Marquis]

I'm a perv in sheep's clothing, manseed. I've been at this forum long enough to have made a lot of friends, some of them in real life, and I think I'm missing the old anonymity of yore.

I'm all too familiar with this problem.

It's almost like I need a lit within lit, where I can post the truly sociopathic shit.

 

[Bacetti]

Okay.

Post what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Just don't get soft on us. That would rattle my foundation something fierce. An eerily vertiginous thought.

Those are very profound words...

 

[Hester]

someone is fucking up my jacking mojo and i'm not sure what to do about it

 

[rosco rathbone]

someone is fucking up my jacking mojo and i'm not sure what to do about it

Burn an effigy of a wee winkie pon your mojo altar.

 

[tortoise]

someone is fucking up my jacking mojo and i'm not sure what to do about it

Wait, like a specific someone?

Want I should kick their ass?

 

[Hester]

Burn an effigy of a wee winkie pon your mojo altar.

not a bad person. i like him. that's the problem.

 

[Hester]

Wait, like a specific someone?

Want I should kick their ass?

a specific someone.

i don't want your to kick his ass, but i'm turned on that you offered.

 

[rosco rathbone]

not a bad person. i like him. that's the problem.

*scratches head*

we pervs and warlocks are on standby, anyhow.

 

[MechaBlade]

and why the hell not?

I sincerely would love to see any of ya'll faces as you


attempted


to speak about what we write here.

Yeah, and I would love to tag luxey and her sister at the same time, but it ain't gonna happen.

I can get started on a jack by almost anything, but once I get rolling, I almost always revert not only to people I already know, but to sex acts I've already committed. For someone with such a good imagination, I'm a terrible fantasist come conclusion time.

I'm the complete opposite. I start off thinking about normal shit, and then come O time, I am likely to think about skinless women fellating goats while I shove aborted fetuses back into their cunts. It gets a little crazy.

 

[bridgeburner]

I can get started on a jack by almost anything, but once I get rolling, I almost always revert not only to people I already know, but to sex acts I've already committed. For someone with such a good imagination, I'm a terrible fantasist come conclusion time.

I'm nearly the total opposite. I will occasionally start to jack over something from my real sex life, but I flip to fantasy for the nitty-gritty. I can't help it. If I concentrate on actual people I've been penised by I tend to lose my O. On rare occasions, (I can count them on one hand and have fingers left over) I have flashed on the face of a known lover at the point of O, but I've usually already tipped over the point of no return where even falling into a tub of dog-vomit wouldn't derail my O.


Hmmm......I suppose that's not very flattering to my lovers. It's not personal. It's just the way I'm wired. When I'm getting off alone, I want to stay that way.

 

[bridgeburner]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Mecha, we have the oddest things in common. Skinless women fellating goats, aborted fetuses and dog vomit. I'm laughing my ass off.

 

[MechaBlade]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Mecha, we have the oddest things in common. Skinless women fellating goats, aborted fetuses and dog vomit. I'm laughing my ass off.

Great. Now dog vomit is going to be in my next jack log.

 

[luxey313]

Tone the bone what what.

ahahaaaa

 

[Olivianna]

i love that tortoise is resident big brother to crushin' chicks like me and hest

 

[bridgeburner]

Jacking happens alone, like death.

So, Rosco, can I kipe this for my sigline?

 

[luxey313]

So, Rosco, can I kipe this for my sigline?

totally sigworthy
it could be a JOL member tagline
he is the most sigline quoted man on Lit.

 

[Hester]

i love that tortoise is resident big brother to crushin' chicks like me and hest

he's an awesome big bro. which is fucked up because i'd do him in a heartbeat.

 

[luxey313]

he's an awesome big bro. which is fucked up because i'd do him in a heartbeat.

which is totally hot

 

[JustSkye]

six delicious O's last night and 2 yummy ones this morning.

 

[rick_j21]

six delicious O's last night and 2 yummy ones this morning.

busy beaver

 

[JustSkye]

busy beaver

a constant craving