Jacking-Off Log

[luxey313]

Been holding it in, building up some urgency. I'm only allowed to jack it through my drawers.

why thru the drawers?

 

[rosco rathbone]

why thru the drawers?

To reduce sensation, otherwise I might o.

 

[luxey313]

To reduce sensation, otherwise I might o.

God Save the Seed

 

[Saint Peter]

God Save the Seed

Time to rotate the inventory.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Time to rotate the inventory.

I'm taking saw palmetto, it's making my organs of generation feel jumpy.

 

[Marquis]

On the contrary to Mr. Rathbone, I have been Oing constantly in the last week or so. Jacking with a determination comparable to boxers before a fight. The upcoming week should be one of untold perversity, and I want to be prepared.

I am running drills in the following areas:

1. Ejaculatory force

Leaky semen is no longer acceptable. I am spending some time to strengthen my contractions, with the intention of producing the kind of pistol shot ejaculations necessary for properly aiming into the oral cavity.

2. Standing ejaculation

I realize I've become far too accustomed to cumming in the supine position. I want to apply the psychological reinforcement of cumming in the mouth of a female kneeling before me. I have been standing up towards the end of my jack to get used to the new position, and working on aim as well.

3. Endurance

This has never been a major problem for me, so this is more like stretching than working out. I speculate I am going to want to average about 4-5 orgasms a day, so I need my prostate to be accustomed to the workload. My biology seems to be responding beautifully, as I am producing record volume for such frequency.

 

[luxey313]

I have one for today, but Friday is "french maid day" at our house, which means I get to work to earn my keep. I'll catch up later.

Please take a feather duster handle up the ass for me.
And then crawl around with it in. Forced to clean that way.
That could be my jack.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Andraste]

what girls talk about...


dolfie: this morning i woke up so wet, i was laying in a wet patch, like i'd been fucking or something
luxey: that is hot
luxey: what were yoooouuuuu dreaming about?
luxey: and whom?
dolfie: i was in a deserted carpark
dolfie: tied up
dolfie: blindfold
dolfie: several men, i could hear them, flogging me all over
dolfie: groping me.
dolfie: then strapping me to a table.
dolfie: hitting my cunt with a crop until i let them ring-gag me
dolfie: then
dolfie: all of them fucking me
luxey: so perv hot
luxey: omg
dolfie: i woke up
dolfie: just needed to cum fast
dolfie: buzz to clit
dolfie: damn it was messy!

 

[MechaBlade]

To put you in my fantasies now would be pretentious. I want to get to know you better, to get a better idea of what makes you squirm, sweetie. Make it personal, knock your socks off. Payback's a bitch, baby.

No! Jot one down quickly. A sick, dirty one that'll make her go "WTF?" and may not even turn you on anymore after you're done jilling to it. That's the punishment she deserves.

God Save the Seed

Long live the noble seed!

On the contrary to Mr. Rathbone, I have been Oing constantly in the last week or so. Jacking with a determination comparable to boxers before a fight. The upcoming week should be one of untold perversity, and I want to be prepared.

I am running drills in the following areas:

1. Ejaculatory force

Leaky semen is no longer acceptable. I am spending some time to strengthen my contractions, with the intention of producing the kind of pistol shot ejaculations necessary for properly aiming into the oral cavity.

2. Standing ejaculation

I realize I've become far too accustomed to cumming in the supine position. I want to apply the psychological reinforcement of cumming in the mouth of a female kneeling before me. I have been standing up towards the end of my jack to get used to the new position, and working on aim as well.

3. Endurance

This has never been a major problem for me, so this is more like stretching than working out. I speculate I am going to want to average about 4-5 orgasms a day, so I need my prostate to be accustomed to the workload. My biology seems to be responding beautifully, as I am producing record volume for such frequency.

I wanna be your trainer, so I can yell at you "Marquis, you're a bum! You'll always be a bum!" while "Gonna Fly Now" plays.

 

[MechaBlade]

Please take a feather duster handle up the ass for me.
And then crawl around with it in. Forced to clean that way.
That could be my jack.

Thanks in advance.

To me, it just isn't French maid play unless she takes a feather duster up the bum.

 

[luxey313]

To me, it just isn't French maid play unless she takes a feather duster up the bum.

Agreed.
There is a Bella porn where she humiliates a French maid and shoves it up her.
Hot stuff.

 

[save_marla]

Fuck...this thread is going to make me go blind.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Long live the noble seed!

I got into a long conversation in a bar with a chick that started off nice and flirtatious, but at some point turned ugly and ended with each of us about the throw a drink in the other's face--yet smiling tensely. It all started when she began going on about how men unjustifiedly think their sperm is so special and full of magical powers. From there on out, it was me smirking and insisting on the efficacy of the seed in the most infuriatingly confident tone I could muster while she said increasingly rude and hurtful things in an attempt to wipe the look off my face. Naturally, male-female relations as a whole were covered.

 

[save_marla]

No! Jot one down quickly. A sick, dirty one that'll make her go "WTF?" and may not even turn you on anymore after you're done jilling to it. That's the punishment she deserves.

I'll think of something. Do my best.

 

[Hester]

i wish i could tell you guys about my day. it's the stuff wet dreams are made of and goddamn i'm going to have quite a few tonight.

 

[luxey313]

i wish i could tell you guys about my day. it's the stuff wet dreams are made of and goddamn i'm going to have quite a few tonight.

tell tell!!

 

[MechaBlade]

weird. thought I attached a french maid pic last time.

I got into a long conversation in a bar with a chick that started off nice and flirtatious, but at some point turned ugly and ended with each of us about the throw a drink in the other's face--yet smiling tensely. It all started when she began going on about how men unjustifiedly think their sperm is so special and full of magical powers. From there on out, it was me smirking and insisting on the efficacy of the seed in the most infuriatingly confident tone I could muster while she said increasingly rude and hurtful things in an attempt to wipe the look off my face. Naturally, male-female relations as a whole were covered.

You should have let her throw her drink on you. Then you would have been completely justified in skeet skeet skeeting your revitalizing manjuice all over her face.

 

[luxey313]

You should have let her throw her drink on you. Then you would have been completely justified in skeet skeet skeeting your revitalizing manjuice all over her face.

it has to be justified?

 

[MechaBlade]

it has to be justified?

Actually, you're right. Women should be prepared to accept a face full of seed from any man at any time with no more of a warning than a "C'mere, lass."

 

[TaliasDone]

.....

 

[MechaBlade]

New pinnacle reached.

I was watching my newest video where there's plenty of manrimming, rusty trombones and the like. Just 10 minutes of her sucking asshole, a brief moment of him sucking her asshole and back to the man ass. For a while I have an elaborate fantasy about a salon where men go to have their semen evacuated by professional women who suck and jerk them or whatever is necessary (a fantasy based on something rosco once said). Eventually that fades and it's just normal porn vid fantasizing. I'm jerking like usually, touching the outside of my rim as I tend to do when I imagine some girls sucking my pucker. I don't usually stick it in. When I stick it in, all that happens is I cum quicker and less powerfully. Lots of handwashing for nothing. And there's that period of time where I have to slowly pull it out. So I usually don't do that.

But in this occasion, while I'm watching the blonde suck this guys anus and jerk him off, I start to cum and my finger starts pressing hard into my ass. I shrug it off, and let my fingers wander, as I'm cumming and I don't really have control over my own body anyhow.

Perhaps it was the way I curved it, perhaps it was the timing of inserting it almost after the O, but as the O is starting to die down I feel a new surge of O keeping the orgone flowing. It was a nice long orgasm. I started to withdraw my finger. But I wasn't done yet.

A nanosecond after I attempt to move my finger out of me, my asshole involuntarily twitches and I O again. I squeeze again and I O again. Every time I squeeze my finger, I have a tiny, but long lasting O; like the normal aftershocks, but continuous instead of discrete. I sit like this, Oing over and over again wondering how long this can go on.

I must have sat there gasping and blinking hard for a minute and a half. "Ohh! ..Oh god... wait... no!... again..." Like some sort of tantra. The aftershocks eventually subside enough for me to pull out.

I think that was the longest orgasm I've ever had. I wonder if I can do that again.

 

[save_marla]

Mecha, will you be my house boy?

I won't make you dust. Promise.

 

[MechaBlade]

I had a dream last night. I have considered making a Erotic Dream Log thread but 90% of my erotic dreams aren't very erotic when I wake up, or at least, they would be difficult to explain to others.

We were staying at a hotel, the male members of my family and next door was Aliea. We always had doors joining the two rooms open, as we were all good friends. However, things got complicated after Aliea had a couple of jilling sessions (one in her bathroom, one in ours) that were so loud, nearby residents complained. I sure didn't mind.

Things took a turn for the worst when the hotel found a large dildo in Aliea's bag. They were asking her to give up her room.

These prudes (a married couple owned the place) pissed me off, so I went off on them for searching through Aliea's bag and also for being such prudish bastards. My family watched in horror as I told them, looking square at the lady, that maybe if they masturbated once in a while, they wouldn't be so uptight. I finally heard my family's telepathic messages for me to shut up, so I went back to my room.

Granted, this dream wasn't ball-busting, ass-pounding erotic, but it did involve masturbation and a Litster, so I thought I'd share.

Mecha, will you be my house boy?

I won't make you dust. Promise.

If you keep me well-stocked in rusty trombones, I'll be your butler and you can call me "Jeeves."

 

[rosco rathbone]

Outstanding, Mex. That's what we want to hear, here @ the jol. Tales of intensive masturbation.

 

[rosco rathbone]

And if you haven't read Nicholson Baker's Vox and Fermata , do so at once. That goes for the rest of you as well.